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Yeah megamind. Thanks grimmy. I'd take back one of the bad things I said about you if I could.

But you've been saying the word haven't you? Don't tell us you've been pronouncing it wrong all this time too!

That's kinda badass, but I know jack shit about baseball. Can someone tell me where the 3rd baseman was? Looks like the SS was the one trying to tag him at second.

I did too. Very disappointed it's not available yet. I found some on etsy, but they don't look very good. I wish it was a given that they'd make the toy eventually. They never made a fish minion toy from ... well fuck can't remember the movie now. I wound up having to buy one for my wife...

Oh is that what they were talking about? I thought it was a bunch of of stores on an island, and people were blocking up the traffic on the isle between the stores. Makes more sense the aisle way.

Nice. I considered making that change myself.

If you're the tosser maybe, but for the tossee, it's all feels the same.

I thought his was a pickup

It's easy to weed out the real nerds from the fakes. Just ask to see their geek code.

Just duck and let it go on it's own. No need for you to protect the intended recipient by being a honk barrier. Or pass the honk along. I guess you could think of it as the person behind you being mad that you're not honking.

Oh hah. Now I feel like a dumb black for googling master linked rings.

I don't understand why people get mad at the honking when there's someone in front of you. Obviously they're honking at the one holding everything up. What the fuck makes you think that horn is aimed at you? And for the lotto, around here most stores have a little scanner where you can...

Danny McBride is not a muggle. But he can hold the gun for you, I guess.

Those fuckers eat blood pudding. "Appetizing" is clearly a word American's added to the language.

The worst part is that Moff is so much more fun to say and type than General

Not that I make a habit of checking out girls rings, but every woman I know keeps the engagement ring in the jewelry box and only breaks it out when they're getting gussied up. So, since the people I know are better and smarter than the people you know ... yeah they're probably doing it wrong...

Yeah well, now it's legally got to happen, you idiot. Fadaar, don't forget when you go to fuck her, I heard she has rape fantasies. So she might act like she's not expecting you and pretend to struggle and shit. But don't worry, do your thing, plant your seed, and we'll see what sort of...

I would really like to hear from one of these pretenders who actually got crippled and found out it sucks. Those would be some of the most delicious tears ever.

Well, you only wear engagement rings till the wedding, and after that just on special occasions. But I'm not sure what you mean by master linked.

It'd probably be cool if we let Israel just do their own internal investigation and everyone else stay out of their way. No one seems to mind when the DOJ and IRS do that.

Someone be sure to give me a link to where I can watch it once it's out. Cause I've never heard of yahoo video and don't feel like searching for it.

Why does fadaar get to fuck hermoine?

The article calls them pretenders.

Someone should run him over and give him his wish. I bet when that happens, he will get a hate-on for pretenders.

How long ago did she have her penis cut off? Sorry, I shouldn't be so mean.

Sorry if this was covered, I haven't been keeping up with the thread. But are they going to do a movie about the razing of the shire? It's got enough meat to make it's own movie. Initially I thought they would make a 4th LOTR movie about that part. Then when I heard Hobbit was going to be 3...

I just looked at the time stamps. Reckon she was coyote ugly? Julian, you better have a picture of her sleeping using your severed arm as a pillow.

Maybe. I'm pretty tricksy. For one thing, I wouldn't tell her. She would just overhear me tell my wife about it. And if I need to to sell it, I'm more than willing to buy a gift for the baby shower.

OK, but why was he looking at it and where did it come from? Didn't he move aside to avoid someone at one point?

It looks like he takes her to his house sometimes too. That must be a treat.

No, I don't know if she's trying to keep it from me, or if she knows that her mom tells me. She asked her mom for condoms a while back, which I had to go buy. Tried to sneak them into the cart while she was at the store with me (she's usually not that observant), but she busted me. She asked...

Not relevant in this case. Didn't you see that he 'fucked the shit' out of her? You can't get preggers from buttsex. If you could, kirun would be a mommy by now.

I thought about that part of it too, and there is practically no way I'm going to be there while she takes the test. In fact, I was wondering how long it would be before she even told anyone if it came out positive. That's where, in my opinion, it would start to get mean.

YWCA swim instructor pushed me in, is that close enough for whatever point you wanted to make? Glad I asked this in the grown up section and got reasoned, level-headed responses. Ya know, instead of just people wanting to flame. So since nothing else is going on in this thread, anyone...

Her mom?? No it was my idea, mom is against it. If I do it, I'm going to have to buy it myself and swap it out. Where do you get that mom is fucked up? Allright well, glad I asked. She's a step child, so I only have like 4 years of experience with this parenting thing. I assume it's...

I'm not very good at this parent thing, so I need some advice. If you have an 18 yr old daughter who asks your wife to get her a pregnancy test .... is it wrong to want to get her one of those fake ones that shows positive every time? Wife thinks its mean and doesn't want any part of it. But...

Nah, i think the consensus would be that we're peaking right now or maybe in the last decade.

Shit, I forgot about that. WTF was that? At the time, I thought he was like phase shifted in time or some shit like that in order to bypass whatever security they had.

They taste close enough to me but real mayo is better for you, so that's what I use if I am going to use either and have a choice.

The mother sounds pretty dumb. Maybe you should just call child services and his problem will be solved.