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  1. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    zhavric, next time you're with a chick like that, treat her rough. Spank her, choke her, pull her hair. Basically, what I'm saying is, she's probably just embarrassed about whatever it is that trips her trigger. And if I'm wrong, maybe it'll teach her to be more decisive.
  3. Hoss

    Man Kills Drunk Driver Who Killed His Kids - Your Take

    The way the local news reported this earlier in the week, I thought it was a slam dunk. But now, I can't even find what evidence they thought they had. Was this just a case of them prosecuting because it was the best explanation for who killed the drunk?
  4. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Must be the local people. I have ADT and they come out on weekends for me. Your experience sounds more like what I went through with ASG before I switched. What breed of dog is best able to use a gun? Cause that sounds like a good idea.
  5. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Can't wait for the parodies of those ads.
  6. Hoss

    Favorite Porn Star?

    Is this in reference to katarina kat? What's wrong with her? Don't worry kuriin, I'm willing to bet the so called expert wasn't measuring properly. Everyone knows you go from the anus, to just beyond the tip.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Facebook has all your personal info? Sounds like you dun goofed. Facebook thinks I'm a middle eastern terrorist.
  8. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Deenas ass looks too much like a penis in that pic. So capri, unless you like to imagine you're sticking your dick into someone else's dickhole.
  9. Hoss

    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    Is he a deadbeat? He hired someone to retrieve his son and they decided to keep him instead. It's not like he didn't try.
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    Favorite Porn Star?

    Katarina Kat. Not my ideal body type, but she is one of my favorites because she danced for me at a strip club. I didn't believe her when she told me she was a porn star, now I wish I'd have at least gotten an autograph. Anyway, she's very flexible and works the pole better than any stripper...
  11. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    You might be shocked at how easy it is to replace that seal.
  12. Hoss

    Simpson Marathon INC this FALL

    They got a ways to go for that. There are shows that have been on the air, with new episodes, for over 60 years. Simpsons are only at 25, right? Even if you discount sports, news and talk shows, some soap operas have been going for over 50 years with 10,000+ episodes. Anyway, did they...
  13. Hoss

    Naked and Afraid

    That shit is digitally blurred, right? Can't it be unblurred if you can figure out the algorithm? No expert on that shit, this is just something I heard many years ago. Maybe these days they can add a level of encryption to stop that.
  14. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    I don't get why you hipsters are using retcon as a pejorative. As long as it doesn't change what previously happened, all it does is add depth to those past events.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    His dad gave his mom the giner cancer that she died of, right? Since he was a 'being of pure light', that would mean he was spewing some thick ropes of pure light up in there, and that shit sounds dangerous.
  16. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Why? That's not redpill stuff, that's a PSA from a police officer.
  17. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Might wanna make a note to bring your own shampoo/conditioner/lotion too.
  18. Hoss

    Naked and Afraid

    not really watching the show, but I've caught it a few times and I have some questions. 1. Is anyone failing? All of them I've seen they seem to make it, even if sometimes their scores are lowered. 2. Have any of the couples had sex that we know of? In the one I saw last night, the...
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Yeah the purpose of the death star was laid out pretty clearly. Besides, the vong woulda terraformed the shit out of it if it was still around and used it to house shamed ones.
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    Doctor Who

    This is the quickest I have ever accepted a new Doctor. My first thought on that woman at the end was another incarnation of River, but then she would have said husband, not boyfriend. It's not his tardis again is it? Doesn't she consider herself a girlfriend?
  21. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I was wondering the same thing. I assumed it meant communicate with it, but then I saw the picture, and it made me think he actually went there and worked. Maybe that was a picture of alexi that he downloaded when he communicated with them?
  22. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fuck a whole dollar. Make it a penny, and throw it on your dirty plate.
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Hunt is a better word I guess, but either one should be self explanatory.
  24. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Apparently, I work with a bunch of people who have never been to the supermarket. They are complaining about people touching their doors in the parking lot. This email was sent out to the company. "We have received an increased amount of reports over the past few months of employee...
  25. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I don't get it. What's a star tattoo mean?
  26. Hoss

    Star Wars Rebels

    When and where can I watch this thing?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I thought the SOP was to bang the kid out first, then get married. So you're worried he's taking too long? I work in Houston. 90% of the people wearing Texan's jerseys are faking. Sales sluts are the worst about it. I got mine a natural blue sapphire. It's her favorite stone.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You may be dick enough that she was afraid to give you the choice, but in the end you won cause you told her you would have left. Well played.
  29. Hoss

    The Quest

    Because they are all role playing. Is there even a prize?
  30. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Apparently you are such a dick that your wife was afraid to let you make the choice.
  31. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That was a great movie. I watched it with an english chick, and she said pitt's pikey accent was spot on. Not sure I understood a word he said other than dog.
  32. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I thought that was a reflection in the back window. Took me a minute to figure out WTF was going on. Did you not see the adams apple on like the 2nd or third pic?
  33. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Never liked eating rabbits, but they are fun to kill if you can use dogs. Fortunately I know lots of people who will take them off my hand.
  34. Hoss

    Babylon 5

    Crusade was the show where, when they went into battle, that girl jumped into a zero G chamber and started punching and kicking the air to fire lasers, right?
  35. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Because we run the world, dumbass.
  36. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So what, she left to go to her mother, and you stayed and saw the rest of the movie? Wow. I think you did ok. There's no way that's ever going to be brought up in a future 'discussion'.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Dear anonymous bedwetter, As the only one between the two of us who knows the differences between aisle, isle, and I'll ... seeing a comment like this makes me wonder if you also don't know the difference between "You're" and "I'm". Given your proven ignorance of the subtleties of the...
  38. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    No, it's pronounced differently. Do you see the A?
  39. Hoss

    The Animated GIF Thread

    Well don't be too sad heckler. I mean, I'm sure that person didn't go running back into the bedroom to get the camera. They are probably like cops in fergusen and always recording with a body cam. We had a cat get wedged in a tree like that for a while and fuck up his hips.
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    Outlander

    I'm never gunna see this. Someone just post the tit and vag shots please.