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zhavric, next time you're with a chick like that, treat her rough. Spank her, choke her, pull her hair. Basically, what I'm saying is, she's probably just embarrassed about whatever it is that trips her trigger. And if I'm wrong, maybe it'll teach her to be more decisive.

The way the local news reported this earlier in the week, I thought it was a slam dunk. But now, I can't even find what evidence they thought they had. Was this just a case of them prosecuting because it was the best explanation for who killed the drunk?

Must be the local people. I have ADT and they come out on weekends for me. Your experience sounds more like what I went through with ASG before I switched. What breed of dog is best able to use a gun? Cause that sounds like a good idea.

Can't wait for the parodies of those ads.

Is this in reference to katarina kat? What's wrong with her? Don't worry kuriin, I'm willing to bet the so called expert wasn't measuring properly. Everyone knows you go from the anus, to just beyond the tip.

Facebook has all your personal info? Sounds like you dun goofed. Facebook thinks I'm a middle eastern terrorist.

Deenas ass looks too much like a penis in that pic. So capri, unless you like to imagine you're sticking your dick into someone else's dickhole.

Is he a deadbeat? He hired someone to retrieve his son and they decided to keep him instead. It's not like he didn't try.

Katarina Kat. Not my ideal body type, but she is one of my favorites because she danced for me at a strip club. I didn't believe her when she told me she was a porn star, now I wish I'd have at least gotten an autograph. Anyway, she's very flexible and works the pole better than any stripper...

You might be shocked at how easy it is to replace that seal.

They got a ways to go for that. There are shows that have been on the air, with new episodes, for over 60 years. Simpsons are only at 25, right? Even if you discount sports, news and talk shows, some soap operas have been going for over 50 years with 10,000+ episodes. Anyway, did they...

That shit is digitally blurred, right? Can't it be unblurred if you can figure out the algorithm? No expert on that shit, this is just something I heard many years ago. Maybe these days they can add a level of encryption to stop that.

I don't get why you hipsters are using retcon as a pejorative. As long as it doesn't change what previously happened, all it does is add depth to those past events.

His dad gave his mom the giner cancer that she died of, right? Since he was a 'being of pure light', that would mean he was spewing some thick ropes of pure light up in there, and that shit sounds dangerous.

Why? That's not redpill stuff, that's a PSA from a police officer.

Might wanna make a note to bring your own shampoo/conditioner/lotion too.

not really watching the show, but I've caught it a few times and I have some questions. 1. Is anyone failing? All of them I've seen they seem to make it, even if sometimes their scores are lowered. 2. Have any of the couples had sex that we know of? In the one I saw last night, the...

Yeah the purpose of the death star was laid out pretty clearly. Besides, the vong woulda terraformed the shit out of it if it was still around and used it to house shamed ones.

This is the quickest I have ever accepted a new Doctor. My first thought on that woman at the end was another incarnation of River, but then she would have said husband, not boyfriend. It's not his tardis again is it? Doesn't she consider herself a girlfriend?

I was wondering the same thing. I assumed it meant communicate with it, but then I saw the picture, and it made me think he actually went there and worked. Maybe that was a picture of alexi that he downloaded when he communicated with them?

Fuck a whole dollar. Make it a penny, and throw it on your dirty plate.

Hunt is a better word I guess, but either one should be self explanatory.

Apparently, I work with a bunch of people who have never been to the supermarket. They are complaining about people touching their doors in the parking lot. This email was sent out to the company. "We have received an increased amount of reports over the past few months of employee...

I don't get it. What's a star tattoo mean?

When and where can I watch this thing?

I thought the SOP was to bang the kid out first, then get married. So you're worried he's taking too long? I work in Houston. 90% of the people wearing Texan's jerseys are faking. Sales sluts are the worst about it. I got mine a natural blue sapphire. It's her favorite stone.

You may be dick enough that she was afraid to give you the choice, but in the end you won cause you told her you would have left. Well played.

Because they are all role playing. Is there even a prize?

Apparently you are such a dick that your wife was afraid to let you make the choice.

That was a great movie. I watched it with an english chick, and she said pitt's pikey accent was spot on. Not sure I understood a word he said other than dog.

I thought that was a reflection in the back window. Took me a minute to figure out WTF was going on. Did you not see the adams apple on like the 2nd or third pic?

Never liked eating rabbits, but they are fun to kill if you can use dogs. Fortunately I know lots of people who will take them off my hand.

Crusade was the show where, when they went into battle, that girl jumped into a zero G chamber and started punching and kicking the air to fire lasers, right?

Because we run the world, dumbass.

So what, she left to go to her mother, and you stayed and saw the rest of the movie? Wow. I think you did ok. There's no way that's ever going to be brought up in a future 'discussion'.

Dear anonymous bedwetter, As the only one between the two of us who knows the differences between aisle, isle, and I'll ... seeing a comment like this makes me wonder if you also don't know the difference between "You're" and "I'm". Given your proven ignorance of the subtleties of the...

No, it's pronounced differently. Do you see the A?

Well don't be too sad heckler. I mean, I'm sure that person didn't go running back into the bedroom to get the camera. They are probably like cops in fergusen and always recording with a body cam. We had a cat get wedged in a tree like that for a while and fuck up his hips.

I'm never gunna see this. Someone just post the tit and vag shots please.