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Don't think it was another kid playing tricks unless he was deformed. Anyone get a screen cap of when it started to remove the blanket right behind them?

If you're going to talk about other movies in a movie thread, have the decency to not use ambiguous fucking acronyms. Especially when you're talking about someone who has made more movies than any normal person could possibly remember. I rarely watch award shows, but I saw a Christian band...

I think you misunderestimate me. I don't really care about it other than that it was an obvious PC move. I think the guy did great in the role, and I don't read comic books so I had 0 investment in his character. The black panther being white would be a similar PC move and would make me laugh.

Jennifer Anniston's character got me so hard in the first movie. She looks even more awesome in the trailer for the second one. I kinda want a spin off movie about just her, but only if they don't do some shitty character arc where she grows as a person or whatever. If there must be an arc...

If the Hitler paradox is a variant of the grandfather paradox, then logically, the answers must be the same. Fuck your grandmother.

What are my choices, red and blue? Red pill is sudafed. I do have allergy problems, but sinus medicine breaks my dick. Blue pill is viagra, that would probably break my wife's pussy. Then her jaw. Then her asshole. Neither sounds good. How about an orange flintstones vitamin? Is that...

Around here when you get called, you can go online and schedule your date. Maybe I should go to that website and try scheduling a time even without a summons. I can't remember if there was any kind of keycode to enter. I wonder if there's a strat that will land me on a grand jury.

Speaking of figuring things out months later .... I was once seeing a chick who I think wanted me to rape her. Woulda been a good story for this thread if I'd realized it while I was still seeing her. I saw her twice, both times I slept in her bed and we were both naked. Both times she told...

Clearing out my spam folder today. There were a number of them that tickled my pickle, but this was the best. Got it at least twice ---------- How are you sexy? Its me Adriana you remember me from Facebook? I saw your pictures today and you're CUTE! Imagine me giving you a massage and...

I wish I could volunteer for Jury duty. I've gotten summons for people who used to have my address, and I called up asking if I could take their place and got denied.

I would laugh my ass off too, but she better keep going. I don't stop licking when a chick farts.

KNOW Justice, KNOW Peace. Think about it brother CHAOS.

I laugh at these land beasts with the lunch specials. I assume the special is that you pay her $100 for the privilege of buying her lunch and watching her eat it. I'm sure they set a hard limit of no more than 10 of those a day.

Kinda forgot about it. Fucking DVR hasn't been recording them for some reason.

Had to rewatch it cause at the end I realized I hadn't been reading the crawl.

I love that the bucket started leaking where it hit the guy on the head. Pic somewhat related.

Fucking anonymous nets. When they weren't anonymous, I was a couple hundred in the positive.

Come to think of it, are kickbacks illegal if you're not doing government work? I guess they are if you don't report them as income, but I'm sure J49 is keeping that part of his business on the up and up.

He's a contractor or project manager of some sort, if I remember correctly. The kickbacks are as illegal as they sound. He mentioned them before in the GWBYH thread (BTW, have I thanked you for making your own thread?). But I didn't realize they were so small. Holy shit risking your job for...

Your sentence makes it sound like you are not aware that the trial is over. He was found not guilty. I still haven't heard of any evidence for his guilt other than motive and possibly opportunity. Were there any witnesses who said he did it? All I heard about was witnesses who said he went...

I didn't even realize it said dope till you mentioned it. All I saw was pedo.

I don't know if the character was black or white, but with a name like that, it needs to be a white actor. They can use the same logic they used to make heimdahl black.

Why is that?

Same experience with choking. It's kinda like spanking. Most of them don't think they'll like it, but you do it gently once or twice, and they're hooked.

So you're saying she wasn't a lady? No need to be a catty bitch, I doubt like hell she reads this board. Absolutely true story though, you're just a moron. When I asked her about it, she was surprised because she didn't notice. Maybe that's what she was embarrassed about, because she knew...

No, it actually takes money and ass kissing. By money, I mean probably somewhere between $50 and $200. It's facebook is kinda confusing, looks like it's married to a woman.

Does knocking a bitch up count as an unexpected sex moment? Or only if you're a dumbass? FYI, you know all handcuff keys are the same right? There's no reason not to have a couple of your own. They cost something like a dollar each. I did that, and the reactions were the same. I laughed my...

I'm going to put that by my phone for inspiration on how to rustle the jimmes of you fucking fucks. Though, to be clear, I don't owe anyone money. So when you assholes call me, you have a wrong number and refuse to believe it. Also, anyone who would give the secret password out to someone...

I give you ... Anshu Christa Jacobson. A Tranny ninja prostitute. "Anshu Christa Jacobson - Member of the World Martial Arts Hall of Fame & Headmistress of the Budo Ryu Kai + Escort / Courtesan & Proud Wiccan!" Next to The Fappening (and porn in general, I guess), this might be the...

This made me laugh because I have 3 switches in my bathroom, and only one does anything. But i don't know which one because i always just flip them all. The only thing that rustles my jimmies over that is that i want 2 more things in bathroom that i can put on switches.

I mostly seem to do it when I'm on this shitty connection, but it happens sometimes from home too. My actual post count is probably 10-15% less than the number displayed. Also, the shit I say is important enough to read twice. So there's that.

This didn't get trayvon levels of publicity. I live a couple hours away and i didn't hear about it till last month. Joe Horn was no billed. That got more press AND he was a white dude who killed 2 black dudes. Maybe he got off because he had a football player's name.

What was the original thread title?

Much like izo, it would be from the *winkwinknudgenudge* bit. She's a goer, eh?

You said it right here, he was a grandfather at 35 ... he was just a light skinned black. The reason there were no real black customers was more because he made full auto guns that required a government stamp and background check and giving the government permission to enter your house whenever...

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At first, I thought this was about the teacher who tweeted that she was about to have to stab some students. As far as I know, she was not whisked away to an undisclosed government location for psychological evaluation.

Double post. Might as well break the quotes up I'm guessing it stopped when that one guy went apeshit and killed someone on the range. Former Navy SEAL, Author Killed at Gun Range The article doesn't specifically say it, but I think they were there as part of the wounded warrior project...

Not talking about leaving marks. Well, maybe some slap marks on her ass. But whatever, you don't have to worry about the cops unless you're an idiot. The can tab thing rustled my jimmies too. Because it didn't take long before no one knew why they were collecting them. The first time I...