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You don't think it's infinitely more likely that they are uncomfortable having a democrat in this position of authority? But hey, don't just use your gut to answer, see if you think of another democrat president who wasn't black. Did they hate on him the same way? PS, just because bill...

That's nonsense. WHY would it evoke an emotional response? A guy who could be my twin once robbed a bank my mom worked at. It didn't evoke any response from me when i saw the photo other than 'huh cool ... uhhh I was in another city when that happened and I can prove it'. I didn't get upset...

I'm curious why you don't think the stuff they complain about for 4 hours a day 5 days a week (or however long radio shows typically last, I really don't know) is actually rustling them.

Glad it got better. I like the show, but I'm like 13 episodes behind. Not even sure I've finished the first season yet.

I'm sure you meant, 'here's hoping you add some child porn to his personal directories and send it to the police'

That's your loss buddy. It's insanely fun to say dubya.

It was humorous and appropriately respectful when we called President George W Bush 'W', or 'dubya', wasn't it? I'm just trying to keep that lightheartedness going. Also, it's shorter and I don't want to waste electrons typing his entire name everytime I talk about him. I don't understand why...

I gotta agree that I'd want to know if it was my wife. And as an added bonus, telling me without being caught would definitely save your life.

I honestly fail to see how that is relevant. What do you propose we do to the people responsible for this spying? Cause the picture only suggested impeachment, and it's a little too late to impeach W now. unrelated

TJ is the missing link between humans and monkeys.

I never did match.com, but why didn't he just bite the bullet and answer all 1000 questions? Wouldn't that be less work than he went through? The only thing the math gave him over that plan was the importance ranking.

I thought you got to tell them what their name was. Johnny, name the next one sinnamon. Best advice ever. I would +net you if I weren't so lazy.

Can he take the same one 0 needs? I don't see how that observation is any worse than 0 mocking perry for denying global warming while his state was spontaneously combusting around him. Really? I thought the biggest/longest/loudest applause came when he introduced that soldier who was blown up...

lol that spoiler

Do I want an english translation of what he's saying?

Ummm, no. I'd wager almost nobody has played that game. Anyway, they were clearly stupid. Especially the girl who only threw 1 bottle on the first trip. I'm surprised the hosts didn't remind them they could throw more than one after the first round. It's possible they thought they had 6...

Dads isn't that bad, it's what a sitcom is supposed to be. The only show I watch that I'm a little embarrassed about is 2 broke girls. I can enjoy it because I think they're trying to be bad on purpose.

Legally, a PM is just as binding.

Then you can't keep fucking her.

If she's a good fuck and you want to continue, then you have to tell him and ask his permission.

Guess he was talking about her asshole?

what's wrong with trackballs? The thumbwheel is clearly superior to the mouse in every way except that it's not ambidextrous. And how fucking retarded do you have to be to not be able to learn to use a mouse with your off hand? In fairness, the cherokees were sluts.

The slow jerk is so much better

Oh I see. So you're just an idiot. Pro tip for ya. Slowing down the rate of increase is not really a cut. The culture among the department heads in the government is to waste money because if they don't use their entire budget, they are afraid they'll be cut next year. This guy doesn't...

Then you are on some hardcore meds. I don't think you understand what I wanted a citation for. It was the bit about how the US government 'usually' tries to save money.

Wife and I both thought she wasn't really dead. We think she could have implanted those memories into the axe man's head for cordellia to read. i liked the opening, and given the speculation on the 7 wonders we've done here, I thought more people would like it. My only issue with it is why...

That's cool. But the action in a sumo match doesn't last as long as an NFL play. So by that logic sumo aren't athletes either.

a million is the number at which I would at least seriously consider whatever you wanted me to do. What is your geek code? And did you have a geek code already, or just do one to answer the question? http://www.geekcode.com/geek.html

NFL players aren't athletes?

Not sure if you're drunk, because this paragraph made no sense. But, the military is a perfect example of what I'm talking about. We're not getting better right now. We are the only super-power left and are resting on our laurels. Citation needed.

Nope. I've never had shit get on my legs or ass when I was on the seat. Sure, I've sharted, but that doesn't really apply here. If that's happening to you, something is horribly wrong with your shitting form. Maybe you should look for an online course on it or something.

My wife is like that too, but the difference is, I always locked the door. Hell, when I lived alone, I still locked the door when taking a shit. I think since they don't do it themselves, they're just kind of fascinated by it. We did that too, and it didn't bother me. I even let her hold my...

OK, that doesn't answer how the fuck does that happens exactly. I agree. My way is clearly superior. Because I've blown up some bathrooms in my time. Took some shits where my feet came up off the ground, and made innocent people gag and run away when they stumbled into the bathroom at the...

Yes cause I wouldn't really want to deal with a lot of boys. Plus, maybe teaching it would bring all the slutty girls to the yard. i'd probably teach it for free as long as I was getting pussy out of the deal. Dogs Senorita Papas. Smokin hot mexican spanish teacher. She got knocked up and...

I don't understand how you get shit on the underside of the toilet, and a couple of you just seem to be taking for granted that that just happens sometimes. Somebody please explain. Are you talking about the underside of the toilet, the seat, or the lid?

So many things to like about arizona. I wish I could believe this too. Worse than that, it's disincentivized to improve or change. The bureaucrats who run it won't allow it.

True dat. But his small penis helped him fuck a virgin. Something I'll probably never do.

Real girls don't shit or fart unless they are sick.

I thought those lines were to help you measure how far they flew. Around here, at the end of the year, whoever had one go the furthest gets a turkey.