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when you decided you weren't going to post in this thread when it first started, cause dammit you're not old. Then you were surprised today when you realized you had.

Yeah, and TBH the entire city should be embarrassed about it seeing as how they stole the 12th man from Texas A&M.

Hey, don't be too hard on him. When I was in Jr high, my sister tricked me into wearing 'salmon' shirts too. how about we tackle grey and gray? +1. I've slept on the floor many times rather than sharing a bed with cousins, friends, or even my dad.

Teachers cannot fuck students even once they turn 18. Once they are 18 and have graduated, it might be legal, but they might still be fired.

sure, but I probably wouldn't kiss her afterwards till she brushed her teeth. Probably just the one. If we asked, do you think amod would take action against those who don't follow the rules of the thread?

Does that photo mean something?

I don't care about the rest of it, but they better do the smokey and the bandit episode.

You know what the alternative is. The final solution. Don't make him spell it out for you. Not to beat a dead horse, but possibly the one with the balls to get a vehicle title from a hooker and her pimp

If you're getting fat chicks, its probably your settings. You probably foolishly selected that you wanna hear from women who are 'healthy' or 'athletic' because that's what you actually like. Chicks on dating sites generally rate themselves at least one size smaller than they actually are.

Yes. Sometimes I'm tempted to lie when asked that, but I never do. My wife knows not to ask questions she doesn't want the answer to. Did you tell your spouse/SO/whatever the worst things you've ever done? Do they think they know the worst things you've ever done?

I really loved it when he called off the deal. So, do we have any idea what happened there? how did she have nothing to bargain with?

Movie was fucking great. Maybe it was better because you guys successfully lowered my expectations, but I can't imagine what you were expecting if you thought it sucked. This one was better than the first.

holy shit, even knowing it's a fake profile, I still wanna message it in hopes of meeting her friend rae. Edit: OK and also, worst article ever. Did I miss part of it, or did she not tell us anything that was supposedly a red flag in the profile or the messages she sent?

Funny, same with my wife's company. Did yall go to Kirby's? I've been there a few times now and they consistently undercook because the cuts are so thick (only steakhouse I've seen that consistently has that problem). I like medium, but the last time I was there I ordered medium well, and...

Assuming some of you gays are black. Blacks are kind of notorious for not liking to give oral. Is that true amongst black gays too? I'd imagine black lesbians couldn't really avoid it, but then they don't have the same bad rap that black guys do. Along the same lines, is any one race more...

I was going to mention them. I'd moved out by then, but I don't see how that new law holds water. Louisiana's drinking age being 18 was a result of a constitutional amendment that prevented age discrimination. As long as a person was an adult, you could not discriminate against them...

You have to be level 10 know coulson's true security level. Don't send me $100 a month for the rest of my life.

It's a good thought, maybe I can suck it up for a week and stay in the office. Problem is, they're mostly indian or mexican. I could probably shit under their desks and it wouldn't phase them.

Hah, I forgot about wet dreams. I never had one though.

I use xvideos.com Just get on a porn site and start searching. You're just going to have to watch a few till inspiration strikes, and then search for that. I remember reading about some former porn star turned producer who started making 'porn for women'. I don't think it did well, but at...

Last I heard she was bi. Did she go full lesbian after that shot at love show?

Deathwing had a pretty good answer, but I think the crux of it is that you won't ever understand because the typical woman doesn't respond to visual stimulation anywhere near as strongly as a typical man.

Gas is still cheaper than water. A 20 oz bottle of water goes for at least $.99. That equals $6.336 / gallon. Around here, gas is less than half that.

People I share an office with setting the thermostat at 8 degrees. I don't know what jungle these fucks are from where they need the heat cranked up to 80 and are still wearing sweaters. I'm not even playing thermostat wars with them because I can stay out of the building. But I hate when I...

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Masturbation is only tangentially related to fucking. These days, when I have sex, I'm good for a few days, but if I get horny and my wife doesn't put out, masturbation only sates me for a few hours. I admit, I can't climax without touching, but I can damn sure get to the edge.

wish I could neg you for that. What's it got to do with community, and it's a horrible AI. There's no reason for an AI to be worse than Eliza, which was written like 30 years ago.

Holy crap, I'm excited for the next season. When does it start? I didn't realize they were done with this season yet.

I'm losing control again, to be perfectly honest. But for while, I had perfect control. Can you masturbate using only your mind?

Yeah, but did she wear leather mini skirts and always sit on a stool with no podium when lecturing? Too bad that particular teacher was around 50, but still she was a fit redhead and I had no control over my boner back in those days.

ummm, captain murphy is the only one I know that's dead, and he was the only sealab crew in the episodes. So your comment makes no sense.

Fixed that for Texas.

I understand that chaos. In this case, it would obviously be applied the program itself. All those computers in all of those datacenters should be wiped, double encrypted, and destroyed with acid. Or whatever you can do to a hard drive to make the data unrecoverable. And of course, the...

There are more things a boy must learn than what's in the text books. If anything, all the other boys in her class should be suing her for not offering them the same opportunities to learn.

Maybe he's just saying the penalty for an intelligence agent being caught should be death. That way, only the really good ones are left and we can pretend that we're not really being spied on because the ones that are still alive have learned their lesson.

lol wut?

Back to fashion real quick. Which is better, Joseph A Banks, or Men's wearhouse?

Neither, I'm still steaming over the cowboys 2 point loss last weekend. Who is the most fucked up member of your family?

I really dug the sealab 2021 stuff in the last episode. Too bad they didn't have the entire sealab crew.

No it hasn't, not for the past few years anyway. They've been able to look up your coverage in a big ass database for a while now.