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i really wanna drive one of those carts around, but i'm a fatass and I'm afraid of what people will think while I'm on my joyride. Is that thin privilege?

I once turned down a job based solely on the fact that they wanted me to wear a suit 4 days a week (on fridays, i could have left the tie and jacket at home .... yay casual friday). They told me this right at the end after we'd negotiated a salary, but before final agreement. They thought I...

Is it possible to be gay and poor?

Oh, have we given up on the whole "0 is a great legal mind" schtick?

Don't you mean cotton footprint?

Is this a thing? i think it happened to me once. She was in her 30's so I thought it was weird that a period would sneak up on her, but if its possible, maybe that's what happened. She was even riding me. BTW, I didn't puss out from a little blood. I finished the job, took a shower and...

Why didn't you use them on your armpits?

lol it's kinda stupid to think she hasn't gotten better from 15 to 18. Also, the second video was on tosh.0, but that probably had nothing to do with increased views.

i was kinda talking more about receiving a blumpkin. If a dump arouses you, stands to reason a BJ during a dump would be amazeballs.

Sounds like we're talking about the same thing, except that you believe the made up numbers the high paid slickster came up with to justify his salary.

I haven't made a new years resolution in at least 20 years. The last one I made was to never make another new years resolution. TBH, NYRs are fucking stupid. If something about yourself needs to be changed, change it right now. If you're waiting till a magical date, odds are you're not...

Lol stupid American Inventor completely missed her pussy.

What Percentage of Donations Go to Charity I try to check a charity out first and see how much of your donation is spent in overhead expenses. ACS uses about 30%. Bigger charities will have higher operating costs, but that's pretty excessive.

I love Christmas music more than anyone else I know, but some Christmas songs rustle my jimmies. For example, Hard Candy Christmas. I like the song because I like how Dolly sounds, but its not a fucking christmas song. It's a song about hard hard her life was, and there's a line in the chorus...

You mean like implement facebook likes? So people can 'like' a post and it'll get posted to their narcissist feed?

If I had any photoshop skills, I'd get rid of that e

Selecting all the boxes is a vote for the hidden option. "We're too dumb to handle nets"

My favorite is a local one, Spring Assistance Ministries. Next 2 are Texas Children's Hospital, and St Jude's Children's hopsital. Though, I like the make a wish idea a lot.

Getting back on track, if pooping sexually excites the gays, does that mean most gay men are into blumpkins?

Even dead cats bounce when they hit the bottom. Doesn't mean they suddenly woke up.

No problem exarc. Be sure to grab yourself some +nets on the way out.

Are Urban Dictionary and yahoo answers 'boards'? You make a strong argument.

I can live with that result. Not that I wish any harm on alex. I met him in person, and he's surprisingly likable when there are no cameras on.

I find it fascinating that anyone is afraid of getting negs. I can understand liking positives, but fear of negs? Are you under the care of a head-shrinker?

Didn't realize they were steel toed. Those do have a shorter life

If it was only 12 years, I'm guessing you were just tired of them and decided not to get them re-soled. Or is that one of the styles made in china that can't be fixed?

Well, I don't have much time, what can I get for 31? That option is actually inherent in every poll. Just don't vote.

I want Alex Jones doing this interview with exactly the same access the hollywood 'journalist' got. THAT would be entertainment.

Then red wings are your only viable option.

How many nets do you need before you can trade them in for some pussy?

Can't see videos behind the firewall, but I'm going to assume you linked a nickleback song.

I've seen interviews with poison where they said they hated every rose. But they looked around at other bands with a power ballad and they always removed the chicks panties. So they wrote one and kept playing a song they hated because it got them laid. I think it was the same story with most...

I thought they had a cure for hep-C now.

Can't see videos, did anyone post the motley crue song yet? I think it was called "All in the name of Rock". She's only 16, she's the reason, the reason that i can't sleep yeah. ... Says to me daddy, can I have some candy, anytime you want you know you can have me.

Legalize is easy, marijuanna. I can't think of anything I wanna outlaw though, so I'll cop out and outlaw career politicians. Pretend you're talking to an alien. What's all this christmas stuff about?

Do it Fgt!

But he said it was an egg. Meaning there should be an entire baby animal of some sort in there. OK, you got me, I meant to say no distinction was made between imperial and metric. There was one set of units. But thanks for the knowledge. If I was taught that, I forgot it.

Depends on how you use them. They work great for killing enemies that are holed up in enclosed spaces, because it eats up the oxygen really quick and suffocates them. But yeah, if you're thinking of charging a hill with it, it's a poor choice.

Jury nullification. It may technically be illegal to kill NSA agents, but it shouldn't be.