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no contest, anal. Can't sit comfortably for days afterwards. Are there any women participating in this thread?

$50 don't sound so bad. Just don't buy her a fucking coach purse and designer sunglasses first.

Are they perhaps fornicating or jerking off in the supply closet?

1. I wasn't countering a theory, I was asking what he thought it would mean if that's how it panned out. 2. Since when is a harvard study a rumor?Harvard poll: 57% of Millennials disapprove of Obamacare

I can't tell if you were trying to agree or disagree with what I said. Then I saw you refuted yourself with the second paragraph and decided it wasn't worth the effort to puzzle out. I'm hearing only 1/3 of millennials are planning to sign up for obamacare. Is that going to fuck your...

You said I could, not that I have to, so none of the above. I don't believe the time stream is something to fuck with. What the fuck is yahoo thinking with the recent changes to mail, and when will they get their shit together? Are they trying to run off users? Are they betatesting code...

Basically, obamacare does nothing to address the actual cost of health care, it just tries to make sure it's passed on to everyone through the insurance companies.

umm, the flush while you are pissing stops the piss from splashing on you, bro.

My breathing also often irritates my wife when she's riding the crimson tide. McCheese and ohk, again for scientific research, please tell us how heavily you are flowing when you get bothered by this shit.

Gaige has 2 jobs, a GF with twins, and posts on multiple websites all day long (or at least has been for the past month or so)? Something doesn't add up, he has way too much time on his hands.

Well fuck you, apparently I make tons of noise when I eat. When my wife is on the rag, it pisses her off to no end, and I have no idea how to not make noise. I usually say something along the lines of, "STFU bitch, maybe if you cooked a little more often, I'd have softer things to eat!"...

I disagree. I have never licked a 9 volt battery. Never even been tempted. Father and son in kentucky: Paw: What the hell are you doin back here? You juss got married yissterdy, you should still be on yore hunny moon. Son: Marriage is over paw, I had to kill her. Paw: Kill her? What...

Yeah, I didn't notice capaldi either. Are yall just talking about him saying "all 13" (If that was him)? Who is susan? Why are you guys so excited about her? Is this why they can't put the baby into a king cake anymore? I didn't really care that bakeries had apparently decided to stop doing...

Sucks to hear that. I was looking forward to a prostate massage someday (when I needed some extra kink to keep things interesting). But shitting doesn't excite me in the least, so I'm guessing a prostate massage won't work on me either.

She probably wants a guy who is not into domination, and that's why it's not on her profile.

Do you go to county line on the hill or lake? Hill is better than the lake. Other than that, I can't really say, the holes in the wall I used to go to have shut down. I'd say make a trip out to lockhart for those 2 joints (black's and smith's I think). Whatever you do, don't make a trip to...

i would try to take 2 sports i don't like and turn it into something watchable. Like Golf and hockey, for some full contact golf with a goalkeeper. I admit, I stole that from caddyshack (2 i think), but it looked like a lot of fun. How do you feel about the pussification of black friday?

I had Rudy's for lunch. The best part is, its a damned chain restaurant, which means decent BBQ is apparently not too hard to pull off. Most of them are in Texas, but they're also in Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona and Colorado

Weird, I woulda guessed urban dictionary. Maybe that was the definition 6 or 7 years ago and it's been buried now by people saying to do it in the head? Or maybe it was a different name and my memory just sucks. I remember reading or seeing a video with girls who claimed they couldn't even...

It might be that. But I always assumed it was because the places in the nicer parts of town clean their grills and try to use 'all natural ingredients' and other hogwash like that.

I just went last weekend. Whitetail deer in central Texas. Got 2 doe within 5 minutes of each other, it was crazy. My shot placement was a little off, I got both in the neck and they both did the curly shuffle for a little while till they bled out. I'm pretty sure I'm a horrible person for...

Is there any chance the professor has his eye on a really nice Christmas gift for his wife?

Yall are jaded. This last rhyming episode was pretty good. Better than the previous one at any rate. If you turned it off, you missed how barney became the player king of new york.

uh huh. It's OK to admit it. You were just worried you'd missed some cock. Soooooo, wild orgasms bad .. rape scenes OK?

I found out a few years ago that there are light skinned indians and dark skinned indians, and the dark skinned ones are really looked down on. From what I could tell its worse than the racism here in the US today. So a better comparison might be black women doing things to look more like...

I'm 39 and I'm still not there. I fucking hate when people try to buy me clothes. Even if they get the size right, it's probably made of some material that I hate, or is something I just don't have a reason to wear. And when it comes to socks, when I need them, I go buy them, and I buy them...

Yeah, the drive through is not the place to order if you want shit that they can get wrong. Don't want mayonaise? Wanna substitute the fries for another hamburer? Wanna ask what the happy meal toy is this week? Get outta the fucking car and go inside.

It's probably because you asked for the minimum, and most of these whores have worked themselves down to 25 cents and are still considering it. So I'm just going to answer with a number I'm pretty sure i'd do it for. 1 Billion US dollars. There would be various conditions attached, like STD...

Paraphrased from the Geezinslaws (Sam & Son ... not really father and son, son is just his name) Son: What're you getting your wife for your anniversary? Sam: Well, she asked me for a divorce. I told her I wasn't planning spending quite that much .. Say, how's it going with your new girl...

LOL then don't use facebook. I'm a little rustled at how many people use that shit. Apparently, I'm one of 3 people in my family over the age of 12 who doesn't have a facebook account. My wife and my cousin's wife are the other 2. And I have a pretty big family. Even my 99 yr old...

I get the feeling I'd enjoy these last 2 episodes more if I cared or knew anything about GoT. I appreciate you guys filling me in on some of it.

Has anyone told them that as long as they have nothing to hide, they should have nothing to fear?

The two aren't mutually exclusive, so your question is confusing. If that's your assumption, the answer is both. If they're intended to be random pieces of advice though, learn from your mistakes is better. In fact, I'd modify it to "Learn from the mistakes of others, you'll never live long...

Back of the head? Is that how gays do it? I thought it was supposed to be in the soft part under the ribs. Remember, the point of the DP is to tighten that shit up at the moment of climax. Seems like a punch to the back of the head would risk knocking them out, which would make it all loosen up.

None that I'm listening to. I haven't heard anyone say $90, but it does seem like most people might be missing that it's a percentage of AGI.

You can get the same effect with a donkey punch though, can't you?

Falling down? Movie is so old, I don't remember most of it. All I recall is him shooting a bazooka into a sewer.

You're nobody in Austin until you've been banned from the Salt Lick. I agree, it's overrated, and no I never got banned, I only went once. For Austin BBQ, my favorite was a place in manor called Dusty's that shut down like 10 years ago. I actually left my job in manor shortly after it...

LOL east coast BBQ. I tried that garbage once. Maybe I should check out that thread.

I was always surprised no one ever challenged form 4473 on this basis. I mean, they outright tell you that whether they're going to let you have a gun depends on your race, because the race question is mandatory. If you refuse to answer it, the dealer must make his best guess. SSN is...