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  1. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    If it was the story that I've been hearing lately, the woman was not flying to texas. Both hospitals were in california. The one that was closer to her had her primary care doctors, and they sent her to one further away for whatever life saving treatments she had done.
  2. Hoss

    Facebook password

    yeah I think so. Cause the child porn laws are federal, while the ages of consent are done state by state.
  3. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Should we start a thread just for johnny's wife? The Guys who betrayed you and will soon wish they were dead thread.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This made my day, especially the holistic therapist. I had to look that disease up. Vaginitis? A yeast infection? I'm betting the real problem here though is that this person is immunocompromised. Even if not an aids patient (and I feel it's highly likely they do have aids), their immune...
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This made my day, especially the holistic therapist. I had to look that disease up. Vaginitis? A yeast infection? I'm betting the real problem here though is that this person is immunocompromised. Even if not an aids patient (and I feel it's highly likely they do have aids), their immune...
  6. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    It wasn't salvatore's fault. The whole team, including lucas decided a main character needed to die, and they finally picked chewie.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Cause this map is a lie that looks fuzzy, maybe this one will be better
  8. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    You guys let the libtards change the subject. I liked the part where the person in charge of obamacare apparently hasn't had time to read it yet. Maybe the person would be done in 30 min, but they still have to wait till the website is working so the gubmint employee can enter the info for them.
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    A brain teasing probability puzzle

    Do you always change the rules, or does that only happen when you're confused?
  10. Hoss

    Facebook password

    You realize I was talking about my daughter, right? I said 'my girl', 'when she was young', and adebisi was talking about being a 'computer hacker dad-god'. Not to mention the entire thread was about someone's teenage daughter. You sound like an idiot.
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    30 years after yavin would be just before the youzhong vong invasion, wouldn't it? Kinda hope its after because I'd like to see vong on screen. But if they do, I hope he decides to keep chewie alive.
  12. Hoss

    Metalocalypse

    Since I will never watch it, and I think some important stuff happened, I'd appreciate a synopsis. Maybe use spoilers just to be safe.
  13. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Claims to know history, and then 2 sentences later says civil war was all about slavery.
  14. Hoss

    RL Picture Thread

    Yeah congrats on the weight man, how did you do it? but umm ... maybe not that kind of arch, but surely you're arching someone. If anyone on this board is a supervillian, it's you. Do The Guild rules allow you to tell us who it is?
  15. Hoss

    Most screwed up thing your parent/bro/sis/gf/bf has told you?

    This is the most screwed up thing anyone has told me recently. Really? Fucking destroyed?
  16. Hoss

    Leasing a car

    I really enjoy walking out on a car salesman. I enjoy the entire experience. I mean, I do get pissed at incompetence and when they ignore me, but hell even those times, I have fun with it. I wish I could buy a car every weekend. I like to pick out something stupid as a deal breaker when they...
  17. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Shit needs to be in the Girls Who Broke Your Heart thread. Rerolled
  18. Hoss

    RL Picture Thread

    Maybe, but I don't think hormones can cure ugly.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I knew it was a play first, but I thought Disney bought the rights. Also, I thought Julia Andrews had been locked up by disney when she did mary poppins, cause that's how they did shit back then. But whatever, in that case I change my answer to bear necessities. I almost said that anyway...
  20. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Do, a deer, a female deer; ray a drop of golden sun ... No idea what the name is. If you were looking through old playboys (or other dirty mags) and realized there were pictures of your grandma in there, would you ask her about them after fapping, or keep it all to yourself?
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    wtf rhino? Ask a GD question now
  22. Hoss

    A brain teasing probability puzzle

    Do either of you 2 know how to read dates?
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fuck em. If they let me know indian offends them, I'll switch to redskin, or savage, or chief wampum. 'Native American' kinda pisses me off. It insinuates that I'm somehow not a fucking native of America. Words mean things. I would accept descendants of original settlers, as long as I was...
  24. Hoss

    Most screwed up thing your parent/bro/sis/gf/bf has told you?

    I thought drajakur's was uplifting.
  25. Hoss

    Gun control

    Don't forget the old colt advertisement (I think it was colt). Be not afraid of any man, no matter what his size When danger threatens, call on me, and I will equalize. This could actually pass as a definition of equal. You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it...
  26. Hoss

    Gun control

    Looks like a Ruger mini-14 to me. My dad always told me to be sure I learned at least one new thing every day. This is the thing for today. Thanks.
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    The NSA watches you poop.

    I think I'm a potential terrorist 37 times over according to that list. But, why are so many duplicated? And, why is the NRA not specifically listed?
  28. Hoss

    A brain teasing probability puzzle

    and .... next 4th of july, I'll BBQ you! I think that's what comes after the ellipses in that cartoon.
  29. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Grats. How was the sex? Those younguns tend to be inexperienced, but they can make up for it with enthusiasm.
  30. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Because it's fun to say chipotle, and they give you the illusion of choice. When was the last time someone actually amazed you?
  31. Hoss

    Most screwed up thing your parent/bro/sis/gf/bf has told you?

    I think the worst thing anyone ever told me was just before christmas. I was somewhere around 10 years old, and my mom told me that I wasn't going to get the really cool toy I'd asked santa for because we couldn't afford it. Turns out, Santa makes parents pay for those toys he 'gives away'...
  32. Hoss

    Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa, Johnny Knoxville does Borat basically

    FYI (I don't think this is a spoiler because it happens early on) the corpse is supposed to be his wife. So yeah, faked body. And in the eulogy he was giving, he mentioned that he appreciated all these strangers showing up as none of her family could be bothered. So those were nice people who...
  33. Hoss

    Metalocalypse

    This sucked out loud. Turned it off after less than 15 min. Can't believe it was a whole fucking hour long, I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard for an hour. I couldn't even understand what they were saying 80% of the time.
  34. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Sadly, I heard that's a good way to find easy (but not slutty) girls.
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    What's so terrible? he was named after ole crazy ben kenobi. If they don't, I will be so fucking upset. I don't go for that alternate universe bullshit. What would be so difficult about keeping the names to show just a little bit of continuity to the EU? If not for the popularity of the EU...
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    Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa, Johnny Knoxville does Borat basically

    Loved the movie. It may be basically borat, but they did it much better here. Best part is that the little miss sunshine thing wasn't even the funniest part of the movie. I was concerned we'd seen all the funny shit in the trailer. Also, while I like Johnny knoxville, I hate pretty much...
  37. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    how did she break your heart?
  38. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Luby's stopped serving shish-k-bobs on thursday. Thursday had become by favorite day of the week because I got k-bobs and fried green tomatoes for lunch. My life is now a hollow shell
  39. Hoss

    Facebook password

    Was a different time. I used to have my phone number, real name and address in my sig when I posted on usenet. And we had worse flame wars there than I've seen on this site. Yeah it only took a few times when she was young to make my girl give up trying to hide shit from me. Reminding her of...
  40. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Barry Sartaro isn't offensive though, is it? That's who I plan to go as. Only thing is, i can't find any masks in stock around here, so I'm just going to paint my face up.