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Nope. Couldn't turn it off fast enough. What do you fear most?

Kinda. I karate and Tai Chi. Don't think either is technically kung fu, but they are both derived from it. What's the last thing you got from, or sold on craigslist?

A man is visiting his wife in the hospital who has been in a coma for over a year. He goes in often and talks to her hoping to get some reaction, but nothing seems to be working. One day he's there and very horny and missing her magnificent rack. So he rubs her breasts a little, and she lets...

The norse gods were having a huge orgy, but loki went out and stirred up a bunch of shit the night before it started just to fuck with thor, who he knew would have to clean up the mess. So, Thor arrives very late to the party. By the time he gets there everyone is passed out. But he sees one...

Frankly, I assumed it was a pretty one or he wouldn't be considering it.

Bottom of a lake because your progeny shouldn't be allowed to thrive. Tie a cinder block around his leg to be sure he stays there the entire week. Isn't this fun?

I don't think so, for a number of reasons. First, they don't seem to be able to perform. They've been out for quite a while now and never got any legs, so they're pretty much yesterday's news. Second, people aren't buying the bullshit that was fed to them to convince them that a lesser car is...

Yeah, I've been meaning to ask a guy dude if shitting really stimulates your prostate. But kurin never actually answered any of my questions in that thread, so to hell with him. Hooters girls are the pretty ones who don't have enough daddy issues to strip. I never dated any, so I can't speak...

I dealt with one internet sales person when I bought my truck. They were so terrible, I made a trip out to the dealership just to make sure I was complaining as high up the food chain as possible. I initially emailed the complaint and realized the same person had received it.

They all looked like vaginas to me.

That's not how this thread works, fucknugget. First, you answer the last question posed, then you get to ask one of your own.

no, he's right. Gasoline engines need spark, but diesels don't. I think you can safely chalk up the lack of diesels to the fact that the diesel fuel supply would have gone away pretty quick unless someone started refining new stuff. And then we have to forget about how there was still jet A...

They've all been women up this this point, no? How have none of them been evil?

Dream girl since I believe aids is a hoax that's actually caused by heavy drug use, or the drug cocktail they put you on to supposedly cure it, and they pinned it on some harmless antibody that lots of people have naturally. Oh, but the thing that would suck about that is that I like how...

Don't see a Mr Morrowgirl thread, and I only have 1 question, so I'll put it here. I'm new here, and I wanna make sure I understand. You were born a dude, went through hormones and surgery and are now a girl, and you date girls? But you wanted to fuck kurin, so maybe bi. Or are all of those...

If you have it DVR'd can you rewatch it with closed captioning turned on?

It does look like they've shied away from killing off main characters this season. I think the way they brought the 2 back to life was fine and perfectly natural. They had to do that to AA-Ron to establish his techno whizzard roots, which seems to be the direction they wanna take the show...

Like a TV Funhouse animated short. Ace and Gary would probably break the fight up. So women really hate each other more than men hate each other? If so, why?

I don't think you'll find experts in very many fields who agree with that. All you have in your corner is experts in internetting.

That's just stupid, why would you jerk off while taking a dump? Does fecal matter turn you on? Pro tip, don't put that in your dating profile unless it's a site geared towards freaks.

I'm unclear what therapeutic effect it's supposed to have, haven't seen anyone really make that claim. But that doesn't mean it's not worth doing. Where are the studies showing blowjobs have therapeutic effects? Would you argue against those? There may well be studies showing BJs are good...

See everyone, he's not THAT bad. At least he's not killing hookers. And you people called him a monster. Aren't you ashamed of yourselves now?

Same here. I consider it my first job. It was either this, or steal those GI Joes. Later, I figured out I could do both and instead blew all that lunch money on firecrackers in the summer. To blow up the stolen GI Joes. I had a first rate action figure trauma center in my closet.

I'm betting we're too late. Hookers die in camden all the time.

Dude, if they're 100 lbs overweight, you got it in the bag. Unless you think they gained the weight just for the competition. At that kinda overweightedness, this competition is just going to be the latest in their long line of diet failures. We play dirty where I work. Bring in cupcakes and...

They need to show charlie naked. I like this season a lot. I think these guys really are the US government, because they're doing exactly what the US government always does. Create a crisis, then come in and solve it.

tree fiddy?

I like condoms. My wife had to beg me to stop using them. I like how they feel on my dick. Hell, half the time, I jerk off wearing a condom.

You can't even know if we're in a recession right now. The best we can do is know whether we were in a recession. Doesn't it take like 6 months to get all the data in?

Reminds me of a prank I pulled on someone. But this is not the thread for that.

What if the contestants don't know about each other? Do they then both have a 98% chance of winning if they switch?

$500 per donation? Cause you don't even need a receipt if you don't go over $250 on a given day. You can make a $249 donation every day for 365 days, and don't need any of those receipts. I always get them and fill them out properly though, cause otherwise I'll forget in april. Unless...

Got news for ya broski. Most women on TV are wearing wigs. I bet a lot of the men are too. It's like being upset because you just noticed she's wearing makeup.

Do these tanks trigger claustrophobia?

Goodwill gives me a signed receipt every time I donate something and lets me fill it out.

i originally asked it with just 3 doors, which would make for a better game show. But I liked the examples that used 100 doors to bring your odds of winning on a switch up to 99%. So I modified it. I'm pretty sure I also originally said that the 2 contestants didn't know about each other so...

don't see a way to delete the double post.

I thought everyone was american. Why don't we just conquer the fucking world already to eliminate these minor internet confusions?

This thread does have a proper paradox that I don't think anyone answered. You have 100 doors, 1 prize, a host and 2 contestants. Each contestant picks a door, and the host opens up 98 doors to reveal the prize is not behind any of them. Will both contestant increase their odds of winning...