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When my ear drum popped. It was an all day event full of pain. I had no idea what was going on, I literally thought I had some sort of brain hemmorage and was about to die. I had taken about a 10x dose of some prescription ear drops my uncle had that were supposed to deaden the ear, and it...

Turn in your man card for not saying monday night football. Gave me a good laugh Nothing. Can't even think of anything i've wanted to steal from a close friend. I like how pheonix's question was skipped. If you could pass or change one law what would it be? It can be to fix the country, or...

Did he have to wait for his ride on your front porch? My sister did that to a kirby salesman a few years ago. Hot ass woman comes to the door asking if we'd be interested in a kirby demonstration and a free carpet cleaning. My bother in law had answered it so he said hell yeah. 15 minutes...

What kind of shop doesn't offer free or at least cheap towing? I think your problem is that you got it towed by someone and didn't take it to his friends shop.

Sure, or whatever else has been going on. It's not like we started a single purpose club. For instance, last time we spent most of the night talking about Texas Holdem because jerry met a kid who wanted to learn the game, so he was going to play strip poker with him. It's just, you know...

This has been my experience. I only hate on it because everyone assumes I have one and so many people have an attitude like I'm not worth dealing with if I don't. This is the only reason I got a myspace account. I met up with 3 other guys who were trying to molest children too before I gave up...

There are no secrets from my wife. But from other people, prostate play. When you ask a question here, do you kinda wish you could give your answer too?

I love SFW porn. We need more of this. Has anyone done a SFW porn video, or is it just still pictures? Hoola hoops do it for me, and so do girls jumping on trampolines. I like remy just fine, but she's only one girl.

I've done this a couple times. Once during sex, I got my nut, but she seemed distracted and anxious to leave. The other time was actually after while she was cuddling with me, I started humming, and didn't pay attention to what I was humming. I actually thought it was taps, but it turns out...

I bought my last one on craigslist. There was a little bit of shadiness about it. I believe the guy purposely hid from us that the headlights didn't work. When we were checking it out, we had him in the car working the switches, and he must have pulled the 'flash to pass' switch instead of...

I'd give up the internet. Tell us something about you that the people on this board don't generally know.

My favorite was probably the top 10 most deadly sharks show, where the top 5 most deadly sharks had never actually attacked a human. Then there was the one what lived in the deepest part of the ocean, and if it it bit you it would just take a little circle out of you. Would it kill you? No...

Well, hopefully lavabit now has the proper standing to take this to court and get some judicial review.

Number is probably low. I wouldn't admit to having one on a survey.

Did you buy the car from carmax too?

A bottle of Tequila. i've never fucked with illegal stuff, so my choices are pretty much tequila, sex, or working out. Wait, come to think of it, A bottle of tequila consumed at a strip club where I was a VIP member and therefore drank for free and had unfettered access to the VIP room. Yeah...

Can't be scripted. The man wears girls lace panties because he likes how they feel on his giblets. It would take a cocaine addled monkey to script something like that.

Oh yeah, I forgot it was airbags. I hate the fuckers, I wouldn't fix them if I didn't have to. I pull the airbag relay on my truck and only put it in when it's time to get inspected. But just the same, tack it onto the bill. Don't they have a legal requirement to tell you about major defects...

How do you define "like this" so that it doesn't include benghazi or killing obama bin ladden? It's not like terrorists have been quiet for 6 years.

1. I'm still pretty confused about the plates. How is a used car transaction supposed to go down in nevada? I mean, if the plates are theirs, then what are you supposed to do when driving the used car home? Why didn't you do that? If you're supposed to keep the plates on it until you...

That reminds me, I was going to watch sharktopus and sharknado in honor of shark week. I expect both to be vastly superior to what I saw last night.

Just wondering if I'm the only one who thinks shark week has officially jumped the shark? I remember when it was new, it was cool. Sure, they showed the same shows every year. If you were lucky, you might get one or 2 new ones, but the best ones were always those 2 that were already 10...

I sometimes watch that logging show just to see shelby. I didn't see the new show, and I can't watch youtube videos right now, but I'm going to go ahead and guess mental disorder is the correct answer.

Apparently that's a tough one. So i'll pick death. Why are the fake penis enlargement pill people still in business?

As everyone else said, lube will help, but I suggest you read the Kama sutra. They talk about specific positions that are better based on the size of the lover's organs (Lingam and Yoni). I think what you've got going on is a high union (a doe and a bull). For that, the kamasutra recommends...

Small world, I was there today too. You didn't get me in any of your pictures, so you dodged a bullet there.

This is what i'd do. Keep the bottle in the car and spike your sweet tea. Also, since they're baptist, bring some music and start dancing. Or better yet, bring a guitar and claim to be a musician and play it. Even better if you can't actually play anything, it won't matter to them.

Nixon got in trouble for other things. But he did also get in trouble for thinking about doing this same thing. yeah, 6. point? True the vote in houston. They were all about voter education and watching the polls for shenanigans. I don't have time to recount to you the wringer they were put...

Public Speaking Is the UFC rigged?

Martha jones was the best companion in the modern era. What you didn't have in her was a helpless kitten that the Dr constantly had to gather up before he could run. I'm not sure how you translated that into chemistry, but to each his own, I suppose. She basically started out as competent, or...

Well played, I concede. So to sum it up, she was raped multiple times and never conceived because it was rape, then one night she got stockholm syndrome and made love to him, but he wasn't ready for a commitment. Close enough? Yet you keep responding. Are you saying you're easily trolled...

Anyone got an answer for this? Must be some states have different laws. Everytime I bought or sold a used car, the plates stayed with it. L2maintain. My commute is 100 miles (50 each way), over 400k miles on it and the only things wrong with it are that it burns a little oil and gets about 14...

What the fuck? Where did that come from? So, how was he not caught sooner if some were sent home? Where are the others who were not sent home? Was he selling them as slaves?

Can't be. No armpit hair.

End result is almost the same. Surely you think the guy who beat the mom should goto jail for assault, right? Edit: Err, I mean beat the woman with the parasite.

Coke. i'd drink water before I drank pepsi. Is it healthy for your best friends to be people you only know online?

Why would she carry a rape baby to term? Isn't that one of the exemptions that's tossed into anti-abortion laws these days? NO ABORTIONS ... unless the baby was made out of rape or incest. So obviously even anti-abortion people have their doubts that a rape baby is a person. I don't even know...

Himalayan salt plates looks like it's just the ticket. Thanks. I almost want one for myself.

No, I just have a really weird niece. And she has low blood pressure, so her doctor actually encourages her to salt the shit out of everything she eats. Link is dead, I will try again later.