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Reading the article, it sounds like the cops are saying she made it up. Only one way to find out, I'm doing the google searches now.

InB4 pro-abortion outrage at treating a fetus as a human.

I saw on CNN today that he pled guilty to 900+ counts including murder. Murder? What did I miss? I recall in the beginning there were some marks on the wall that the first girl he kidnapped said were already there, which made people think he'd done it before and had killed the girl. But did...

Wife loved the minion doll. Good thing too, because the shirt was a complete bust. So thanks. Now I have another one. I need a salt lick that's safe for human consumption. I have no idea why they say the ones for horses aren't safe, I assume its because they don't safe food handling...

Is it just me, or is the monkey on the left kinda hot?

I assume you have to feel guilty for it to be a guilty pleasure? Whipping my nephew's ass at words with friends. As soon as my niece figures out how to spell my user name, I'll whip her ass by an even larger margin and still feel guilty. Not really, only in karate class. Well, there was one...

That's what I thought when vikings started with the spoiled previews. I was like, nah no way he's actually about to kill the jarl, that must be a dream sequence or something. Nope. I was wrong.

It just occurred to me, I bet we have the NSA to thank for all those hacked celebrity cell phones giving us the gift of nekkid famous people. They could probably turn the tide of public opinion in their favor by releasing a lot more and taking full credit.

I feel like an awful lot of people are handicapped because of how they drive. At least it appears that way when you're stuck behind them. And seriously, if you're handicapped because of a car accident you caused, they should take away your license when they hand you the placard.

Paper Do you ever wish you had the time back that you spent gaming?

Blacks were the people Satan raised up after Cain killed Abel. The mark of cain they mentioned was the black skin.

Pretty sure what I said is both easier and more effective. Where would you even find something hot enough to melt down a revolver? And would it do it in a reasonable time? Guns tossed in rivers get found. Odds may seem low, but if anyone sees you do it, you'll wind up having to kill them too.

What the fuck are you even talking about? I'm not trying to start an argument, I'm just trying to ask people not to tell us spoilers, no matter where they come from. I thought we were supposed to be civil in this thread and you're being a complete douche for reasons I can't explain. We've...

Does GOT have the same problem with spoiling their own show in the previews? Cause if they don't your argument is invalid.

The design is definitely better, but trust me. If you apply those designs to toilets that use a reasonable amount of water, you have something that can pass a newborn baby through a 2" pipe. Passed the S-trap.

Even applying this standard, it would only prevent mistakes. It would not help the people who are railroaded. I'm willing to bet that most of the innocent people who have been put to death were railroaded.

I guess since I flush every time, I don't have nearly as much growing as you do. Whatever is there, if it doesn't kill them it'll only make them stronger. LOL, you know what happens to the water when you flush right? Eventually, it gets back to you and you drink it again. If its wasted, then...

Interestingly enough, going to hang out and get drunk with my cousins. 2 part question, are you a rubbernecker, and if yes, would you please go die in a fire?

Reminded me of:

What's wrong with pets drinking from the toilet bowl? What's wrong with you that you don't flush every time? True story. I lived in an old trailer when those first came out, and I replaced all my bulbs with CFLs. Shortly after, my range started acting up. I can't recall what it was doing...

Wait, aren't you the same people who say that talking about the books is spoiling game of thrones? By that logic, talking about something that was spoiled in the previews is definitely both a spoiler and pussy shit.

You don't think they'll kill him in prison?

Racism is kinda like The Game. It only survives because people keep mentioning it. If we would all stop thinking about it, we could all win. But it'll never happen because there are too many people out there who have massive bets on the "Don't Pass" line. If you've ever played craps, you...

If I may interject, I can help you with these problems. 1. Stop driving a minivan you queer. 2. Stop doing the dishes you menstruating queer. 3. Start putting the washcloths in her underwear drawer you castrated menstruating queer. And I say all of that with love BTW. On a...

Same is true of mexicans. First generation mexicans, whether they be legal or not, are generally really good people. They even try to integrate, but are hindered by the fact that they hang out in hispanic communities, so the job only gets half done. But by the 3rd generation, they're...

Yeah, but where do you go to find the number for an internet provider?

Oh you meant the insurance company, for some reason I thought you meant the car rental company. I was mad enough at them to call the state board of insurance. I didn't get anywhere by doing that. It's all good though. I think the agent was running some kind of scam and he had been fired by...

Have you ever considered visiting arkansas?

That's interesting. Is your company in canada? Maybe different states and countries have different rules. I've noticed big companies that have been around forever will have A+ ratings and it doesn't usually mean anything is wrong with the company.

Thanks for the heads up. I was excited when I heard this was being made. Now I know it was a false alarm. Is there someplace we can petition to make them change the fucking name?

grts salshun. You asked a question no one understands.

That was what I tried. I still got a 'please log in' page. I think the NYT has IP blocked me.

Say what? How do they do that, exactly? I mean, I'm no criminal mastermind, but even I know that they first need to find the gun they think fired the bullet before they can begin to match them up. And then, if the gun had a file run down the barrel, they will never get a ballistics match. Or...

What's "in cognito mode"? It's not an option on the page, so I assume its a browser thing. How do i make that happen in FireFox?

You put way too much faith in the BBB tuco. In fact, I'll let you in on a little secret. Be wary of companies that have the A+ rating from the BBB. Because the only way you get that is to become a member in good standing, which gives you the right to dispute complaints. The only reason...

I used to always refuse the insurance because my auto insurance and my credit card both provided rental car insurance automagically at no additional charge. But then one time I had an incident. A couple months after renting a car and giving them my auto insurance instead of paying for theirs...

Are there pictures of the crash? Engine block separated from car sounds like a doozey.

i really need to keep a list of these news parody sites. the only one I recognize by name is the onion. For the rest, I always have to poke around.

It's racist to explicitly spell out what those advantages though, right?

Somebody holler when they throw chimps and pigs in a cage together and one of them gives birth to a cave man.