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A few years ago my company bought a bunch of computers to use on test systems. They were good computers but they took a non standard power supply. We started losing the fuckers making the computer worthless. Well those computers are all up on a shelf now because they run winxp and we have newer...

My wife has one of those backwards bicycles you might have seen on the yotubes (I think I first saw it on the smarter every day channel) for a training class. She's out of town and had to carry it in her car. She told me she was nervous about leaving it in the car because it looked like a bad...

I get minimum 2 a day. The most infuriating thing to me is that when I'm in the mood to play with them, 90 % of the time I can't get a person. Like I can't even figure out how the Scam is supposed to work if they won't talk to me. That means they're just bothering me. One time I started...

Websites do that shit for email addresses too. Enter it twice to verify but you can't copy paste. Wakandan I copy pasted the address in the first fucking field why can't I do it in the second one?

Yes you fucking sicko. Dry And not exclusively. Any dog who tries to dominate me.

I prefer archaic units so no one knows WTF it means. How many hands is your penis?

And people thought I was strange when I dry humped my dog to assert dominance.

Re unpaid gubmint workers. Many credit unions are giving them interest free loans because they have been guaranteed backpay. If they are government workers they qualify to join a credit union that's doing this. Even if not in a credit union, whatever bank holds their mortgage will probably...

With that color you don't have to do an enema first.

If you decided to get railed, would you be morally obligated to tell the dude about your status and warn him that fucking you might technically be gay?

You're might just be an insufferable cunt that they don't want to talk to. I'm not saying you are cause I don't know you. I'm just saying you need to write that on the board as a possibility.

I didn't realize those were different words.

This is something that has never and can never happen. There's no way to know how someone with gender dysmorphia would react. You would lose something that makes you special, it's dumb to act like that wouldn't cause a problem. Although, I'll grant that the whole magical body swap might be...

Checkmate atheists.

It's not completely impossible. You have gender dysmorphia. Waking up as a girl won't cure that. You might enjoy being a girl for a while then the dysmorphia could set in and make you wanna be a dude again. It's probably best for you if you always stay in a transitioning phase.

Foles is the best qb in Philly right now.

Are you saying vanessa would immediately want to start transitioning to male?

Age appropriate is the best part of this question because it means whatever age you want for whatever you wanna do. Don't know why some people are gagging on that part like it's a rich guy's cock.

If you wanna fuck, find the chick who swapped into your body and fuck her. #notgay And yeah to the movie. I'm thinking hot chick with Rob Schneider.

Went on a really low calorie cleansing diet last week. 5 days of eating a couple hundred calories a day. It's all pre packaged and plant based. I thought it would be rough but it turned out the worst part was around day 3 when I started getting vegan farts. They have the worst farts in the world...

I'm going to consider it a sign that I shouldn't watch. Thanks ungranular forum software!

How was that a spike and not a fumble? I didn't see a throwing motion he just put it on the ground.

Wtf why was that called dead? Lael gets a sack?

Do the rams change uniforms between series? Those uniforms are way too clean