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I might have missed it, did 2 tell anyone else she was an advanced cyborg or whatever? They were acting weird towards her, but that could have just been because of the uncertainty about how she survived. I don't see why everyone would be all pissed at her about that. I get the feeling...

Tenk's post reminded me of a book my wife made me read. Have we talked about the 5 languages of love in this thread? The basic premise is there are 5 general ways people show love, but most of us only respond to 1 of them. IIRC, the 5 languages are touch, quality time, words of affirmation...

Yeah but if domestic violence accusations get you effectively suspended for a year+ with no charges, you can't expect rape charges to bring anything less. Wait, misdemeanor rape? That doesn't sound right. Maybe he only stuck the tip in.

Miri to at least get naked since they're making a porno.

That's some rape culture shit right there.

Normally, being loved by the crowd at sXsw would be a negative. But the trailer did look good.

Oh you meant that 90 minutes I spent with my dick in my hand and then at the end couldn't remember why I pulled my dick out? Maybe he's like me and doesn't like to think about that cock tease movie.

OK new subject. Lets talk about boba fett's armor Versus his dad's armor I mean, WTF, do kids just not take care of their shit these days?

What if his other hobby is furiously masturbating? I think in that case he should focus on the gaming. Krip, bro. I thought you were forever jailbait. Who said you were allowed to grow up? Anyway, I suggest tinder or oriental massage parlors to knock out that stench of desperation. Also...

Hey it cured me of that last ear worm I had. I hate when I get an ear worm for a song I only know a few words of.

Wow, 10 hours straight of playing. Those Bith really have stamina. Are those the aliens that launched the 9/23 comet at us?

I forgot to mention the other day that I was anxious because my masseuse was coming over in a couple hours and I wanted to be sure the shit wasn't rushed.

Actually, it's something quite different. Idiots like lumie wrote that shit in the CERN comments section.

Is a circle jerk where everyone is in a circle pointed in taking care of themselves, or is it when everyone is in a circle taking care of the guy to the right? Or is that the difference between a gay circle jerk and a straight one?

Holy shit is he doing ventriqulism while getting a blowjob? That's an act I'd like to see.

I admit, I did it. What is so interesting about an instrument repair shop in england? Also, the results were the same for the sept 23 search regardless of year. Lumie, your google has been hacked.

Are you jotting down the dates for the bad times? Are they, by chance, coming around every 3-4 weeks? Have you tried giving her chocolate?

dandai, if you'd waited long enough, those fake messages would have been readable because the 'girls' would have 'spent AshleyMadison bucks' to allow you to read it. And you should buy some ashleymadison bucks to send them some virtual roses in return.

I thought that was going in a darker direction.

That is, by definition, a 3rd world problem.

I bet they threw batteries at her.

This is the one true 2015-2016 season NFL thread.

No it wasn't. I remember searching out your old posts when I heard you got banned just to see if they put the avatar back. It was put on your account right before they unbanned you.

I didn't watch all of OZ, but there's a couple scenes that still haunt me.

Gotta take my morning shit, but can't get to my favorite toilet because the maids are in there.

Varicose Vaginal Itch?

For all you prison experts ... explain this. Is he fulloshit, is he an outlier, or is this just from a bygone era?

What cutler avatar did you willingly wear? How can you say you abided by the terms when you never even wore a one of your own choosing? What cutler avatar was on your account during your ban? Oh and feel free to respond to me in the rickshaw since you changed your avatar again.

What was your point again? That because lucas was bad at dutch his own explanation for how he came up with the name is somehow invalid? To english speaking audiences, it still had a 'dark father' sound to it, especially once we knew the big secret. The emporer spent those 19 years trying to...

O'rly? So what catler avatar did he wear? None. He didn't even pick his own and try to pass it off. He just dug in his heels as soon as he lost. I wondered that too. But frankly, I never paid enough attention to arasayer to recognize his posting style.

By your logic, we could remove putin from that picture and you could claim it's not a cutler avatar because it's cutler wearing a bears uniform and cutler wearing a bears uniform isn't the same as just cutler. Basically, you have the mistaken idea that the presence of something other than...

Meh, I felt like the attention it got from that banned superbowl comemrcial was a master stroke of genius, I was single at the time and had no qualms with fucking lonely married women, and I was curious how they were getting paid. Elaborate please. You mean you're going to fucking garage sales...

Didn't know he was married, and that would be a good reason to not go to the jiggly hut. But then again, if he's married then he isn't having trouble talking to wimmin, s the advice didn't apply to him anyway. You overestimate the stripper's ability to feign interest. They'll make more...

True. I had to read the article again because I remembered her being from another team. Sure enough, baltimore ravens. That's probably how they're ridiculing him, that he can only bag a raven's cheerleader.

Muphy. There's no r in that name.

That was in response to vader taunting him with "Now I'm the master". As in, immabout to teach you a lesson as I whoop the bantha poodoo out of you. Star wars was originally written in english for english speaking audiences. Not sure if you know that with your discussion of the intricacies of...

I'm with you on manziel. He might be ruined now, but I think a couple 3 years sitting behind romo and Johnny would have been a good player. But tell me when jerry stopped bringing in bad people. He's always had a soft spot for troubled players.

a_skeleton_02 reminded me if when I used to work in laptop repair for Compaq. We'd fucking snoop the shit out of every HD sent to us. My mentor had test hard drives full of porn he'd gotten off of customer computers. The most disturbing thing I ever found was a laptop where a guy had a bunch...

Well, he needs to get romo's replacement drafted in a hurry so he can start seasoning him. It was a rough ride going from aikman to romo (remember quincy carter?), I think jones learned his lesson from that fiasco. I hope he learned his lesson anyway. I guess the question is, what's the ideal...

There were no other Darth's in the original trilogy. It's pretty obvious lucas was going for the 'dark father' vibe with darth vader. He was also a lord because when he became palpatine's apprentice, he became a sith lord. I don't know when the whole darth being a title instead of a name came...