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What, is it still too soon? How the fuck long do we have to wait to make jokes about 9/11?

I just realized she's got the same top and earrings in her FB picture as when Johnny fucked her, but for some reason I don't think it was the same day. Must be her whoorin uniform.

Found these 2 pics.

Pretty girls don't have to be smart. Capri should theoretically be the smartest hooker johnny has saved.

I don't see how it's a problem as long as you still have all your parental rights intact. The only time you need mom's permission would be if you don't have ... well fuck i forgot what it's called. I wanna say primary custody or something like that. Plus, if it comes back as your child...

He only highlighted Amanda, but I saw a Jaime, Kristen, and Nicole on that list too. No Johnnys, Wolfs, or Capris though.

I laughed

Kryptonians may be bringing murderers, but I don't recall any rapists or drugs.

To be clear, under my proposal the 7-8-1 team would still get the division title. They just wouldn't make the playoffs.

I'd even chip in for it. There is literally no way we can lose if he gets the test.

Who's was it? The guy with an arsenal?

You should invest in a border patrol uniform. Should take care of those crying mexican babies at least.

How magical is the lazarus pit? Maybe all they need it some of her blood or the lock of hair ollie keeps in a locket around his neck.

Holy shit, Scrubs predicted Brandon Fraser's death hoax!

Ever since the last time they expanded the playoffs, I've thought there should be a special provision about needing a winning record to qualify. Sort of like what college does with bowl games. So for last year, they could have picked the team with the next best record to take that spot. I'd...

I hope they get a porn star to play xena. I remember the excitement when I learned there was a porn star named lucy lawless, and the disappointment when I finally found her and she was a different person. I want that again, but with an extra dose of excitement instead of the disappointment part.

Go forth and tell it to the masses. Then when it doesn't happen, come back and teach lumi how to admit to everyone that you were wrong.

Tonic will be back as soon as he's done disposing of the bodies.

I heard about that guy, but I'm still looking for pictures. 2000 guns and like 2 tons of ammo or something. I liked how sure the cops were that some of them would be tied to crimes. None of them were illegal, no record on the guy, no foul play in his death, but surely some of these guns will...

Have they ever given a lifetime achievement award to a movie? If not, that should start this year. Don't give it to the man who made it yet, because we want him hungry while he does the next 2.

I came

OK, I'm serious now lumie, you have to help me. How can I tell if I was in on it? This morning when I got to work, there were police helicopters in the air and cops all over the place. 4+ hours later, they're still there and there's nothing on the news about what's going on, which can only...

Reading that article lead me to this. I like greg hardy more than ever now. I need to see if I can find a full list of his guns somewhere. PHOTO: Here is the list of guns Greg Hardy turned in to police - CBSSports.com But what tickles my pickle is that apparently I have more guns than a...

How was the lone gunman episode 'just like 9/11?' Maybe I misunderstood what was going on, but it looked like someone had hacked the plane and was flying it remotely to me. Plus, the plane didn't actually hit anything because the good guys retook control just in time. That is like the exact...

No we're safe cause he used 9/11/01 instead of 09/11/01

The first time I ever ate at firehouse subs, my ticket number was 911. I remember because I made a comment and asked if all the ticket numbers were 911. Now I'm afraid I might have been in on it. Lumie, how can I tell if I was in on the 911 conspiracy? Please, you have to help me!

If i were getting divorced, I'd get one of these I hear commercials for who specialize in representing men in divorce cases. They will at least keep you from doing something stupid.

There's no harm in going to a counseling session or 2 to see if you can move on. When you say that image ... does that mean you caught her in the act?

I don't know about that. Look at all the exposition he managed to do without dialogue. That's the kind of thing faggy esoteric films try and fail to do. Of course, I'm not sure what it's up against. Can't keep straight when shit got released since I don't really care about the awards.

This won't be any specific help because I can't give you any details, but my cousin's marriage has survived a cheating wife. It's been about 4 years now, if I remember correctly, since he found out.

It was everything I was hoping for. Well, not so much the lone gunman pilot, but the BTF stuff was amazeballs. Reminds me of a book I was made aware of back in college. I think it was this one88 reasons Why The Rapture Will Be in 1988: The Feast of Trumpets (Rosh Hash-Ana) September, 11-12-13...

I didn't mean to imply the dagwood sammich came first. Just that it had passed into common usage as a name for that type of sammich and therefore no one had any reason not to recognize the dagwood by name. Much like no one has reason not to know WTF a sammich is just because the guy it was...

Blizzard did something other than the Diablos?

Post the pics you have of her fucking the other guy(s).

A dagwood is an actual type of sandwich though. Anything piled high with multiple layers of stuff. There's no reason for people not to know that. Do they also not know what a sandwich is because John Montagu is from olden times?

I never understood why we can't execute a murderer just because they're retarded or crazy. Being incapable of knowing what they did was wrong is all the more reason to execute.

Can we back up for a minute and talk about this? Where all was 9/11 predicted?

wow. Where can I watch LFL games? Is it on TV somewhere, or do I need to find a porn shop and go into the video booth?

I like the debt collector angle, especially if you're willing to write off the money. You'd probably need to start by mailing them a bill. As I understand it, the debt collection agencies usually pay for those debts, but that might only be for big time companies. Be sure to mark it up as high...