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  1. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Where can you get that data dump? I wanna see if anyone from work was on the list. I found a couple sites that will let you search for an email, but I know I had a profile and I can't find any of my email addresses listed, which makes me think those sites are bullshit.
  2. Hoss

    The Art of Conversation

    Why would you say that? You couldn't be more wronger bro. I'm quite introverted too and was pretty much afraid of women till my late 20's. Stripper therapy cured me of that. BTW, isn't it safe to assume we're all introverts on this board? I think someone only needs to identify themselves...
  3. Hoss

    The Art of Conversation

    And if you're looking to conversate with wimmin, start going to strip clubs and talk to the girls instead of just getting dances.
  4. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Horngry? Reminds me of a joke A young bride is sitting on her bed, worried to death. "What's the matter?", asks her mother. "It's the Honeymoon, mom. Tom thinks I'm a virgin. You and I both know I've been with so many men." "Yes dear." replys her mom, "To tell the truth, I had the same...
  5. Hoss

    The Art of Conversation

    I'm tricksy. I didn't use my real name as a forum handle.
  6. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Now kiss
  7. Hoss

    The Art of Conversation

    I hate hearing my own name. I run away from people who do that.
  8. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Khane probably doesn't have a wolf available to clean up.
  9. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Now you're just being dumb. No one is going to fuck a grilled stuft burrito in their own car. Have you any idea what kind of mess that makes?
  10. Hoss

    The Art of Conversation

    Gotta be a like a politician and think of interesting stories and comments ahead of time, then slip them in whenever you can. But McCheese is right too. Especially about asking questions. Maybe combine the 2 and brainstorm a bunch of questions you can ask various types of people.
  11. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We're all putting too much thought into it. Khane just literally wants to stick his dick into a grilled stuft burrito, but he can't because he was lifetime banned from taco bell for doing that.
  12. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Yeah but that gig can't last for long. If I was on a practice squad, I'd be stealing memorabilia and getting it signed as often as possible.
  13. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, if you're really talking about women, you gotta make it yourself. Have you ever heard of hot chocolate blowjobs? Lifehacks like that are your tools for preparing a dream woman.
  14. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Except that you do agree with it soooo, you got that going for you. Which is nice. Anyway, the specific request was made for co workers who support him or at least say it didn't sound like him. You didn't make the request, so you are free to poo-poo their opinions. You are wrong about the...
  15. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  16. Hoss

    Penn & Teller: Fool Us

    Here's the trick that angered Penn. At 4:05 was the part I was talking about where it looked like they knew they'd just missed the trick. I see him doing a little move where he's flipping over half the cards, but I have no idea how that would help him get them all facing the same way.
  17. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I didn't think much of this when you first said it, but then yesterday I heard someone mention how Phylicia Rashad was defending him. I thought they must be wrong, so I looked it up and lo and behold she is. Not only that, but apparently everyone else on the cast is too, more or less, except...
  18. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Have you asked them to make one anyway? Most of the time they don't have Cheesy gordita crunch on the menu anymore, but they still have the ingredients and make them for me. The hardest it's ever been for me was that a manager had to be called over to tell the register monkey how to ring it up.
  19. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Not familiar with that rule, please enlighten me. I assume it was something that was passed around on facebook last week.
  20. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    It's saying a lot that lying to a whore he manipulated into loving him (with hot chocolate blowjobs) is a new low for J49.
  21. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Lets see some pics of amanda like you used to get of the other girls.
  22. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Oh are we allowed to make up our own facts now? Cool, this thread is about to get interesting.
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Dammit, I got played. I'll hang around outside tonight when she gets off and steal my 3 bucks back.
  24. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Yeah but the bad comedian manning ones are kind of funny.
  25. Hoss

    Penn & Teller: Fool Us

    Penn's reaction to the first trick was pretty funny and strange. There was a point in the trick when they both got sort of agitated. It was towards the end after all the shuffling fluff. I got the impression that they knew at that point something had happened, but couldn't figure out what...
  26. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You act like those are the only 2 options. Those aren't even the 2 most likely options in my limited experience. Divorced parents will hate each other and eventually one will think the other is trying to turn the children against them and start trying to do the same. The question should be...
  27. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    There's your barrier to entry. Fuck facebook.
  28. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    Best fishing I ever had was on lake texoma when I was perch fishing with a homemade fiberglass bream pole (it began life with one of those red triangular flags on the end). Black bass started schooling all around us. They were all too small to keep, but I caught 3 or 4 on that little pole and...
  29. Hoss

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Are there any bets riding on it? All I remember is lumi saying this would be his last end of the world prediction if it didn't come true.
  30. Hoss

    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    If its the case I heard about, the woman got off scott free.
  31. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I order no onions. I get extra onions. But the waitress noticed it as soon as she set the food down and offered to take it back, so I still tipped her.
  32. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    No but we didn't invent aids until the 80's and at first it was just a fag's disease. Everything else except herpes could be fixed with a shot, and he probably already had herpes. So no, I think he wasn't using jimmy hats.
  33. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    So I went and read about the fights. I thought this was great: "But if there was one play that told the story of Tuesday's practice, it was Darren McFadden's goal line touchdown against the Rams. Why was it so important? Because the Cowboys' first-team offense lined up against St. Louis...
  34. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Was he running around doing the 'hand up don't shoot' thing?
  35. Hoss

    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    Read through both of those links, and I still don't see how they had anything on him that could stick. Obviously they did, otherwise he wouldn't have copped the plea. I mean, he had over a month warning to get rid of his kiddie porn. That it appears he didn't is his own retardation. Most of...
  36. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    It looks kinda like this
  37. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I only halfway listened to that, but let me get this straight. You agree with chappell that the kids are whiney cunts for complaining about free booze, drugs, and blowjobs, and that jackson didn't molest them, he was just being a good host?
  38. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Well, if they were drugged, there wouldn't even be physical trauma, would there? Are there any cosby rape babies running around? If there aren't, then I might be inclined to reconsider. Because as we all know, when it's a "legitimate rape", the woman's body has a way of shutting that down...
  39. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's probably best to not think of East, West, North, and South as being points on a compass in the context of NFL divisions. Sure, that's probably how it started out, but at this point its just a bit of trivia. Maybe they should come up with other names for the divisions. NFC North could...
  40. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    On the outside, just barely parting the lips and rub it up and down. Think along the lines of putting a hot dog into a bun. Then when it gets hard enough, slip it in.