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lol I didn't even see the hookup comparison there.

Really? Holy shit he is rotting away in cincinatti. I assumed he was a rookie since I'd never heard of him.

You mean because they were too big? I didn't, but I did roll up my cuffs

Like others alluded to. Maybe it's because there weren't a whole lot of gays walking around openly at our HS

This one barely rustles my jimmies. It'll be a nice dialback from the conexis bullshit. Friend at work is selling some guns he inherited. He has no clue about guns, so I helped him figure out what they were worth by taking him to a guy I know from the gun club. He's got like 4 I'm...

No, there's no insurance claim. It was cheaper for me to just pay for the dentist with flex money than to pay for the dental insurance the company offered. I did the same thing last year but TASC was running it and I had no problems whatsoever. They've responded to the latest receipt with...

Ha ha thanks bro. Now I don't feel so dumb about taking a drink every other play for nearly a decade. I thought of another one. When shit gets real in the 4th quarter, I have to grab a football and start fidgeting with it while I pace around. But i gotta be careful, because if I drop it it...

I like the part where they acknowledge the league has the right to compel a search of the phones of NFL related personnel. Can we drop that argument now? What? Now YOU'RE being over the top!

Why? Is it because of his name? I clicked the link expecting it to be a chick or something. You seem to have forgotten about Switzer's ring.

What has goddell done to make them money over and above what any other warm body would have done?

The need for receipts isn't even what I'm bitching about now, that was last month. I can't believe they are allowed to suspend the fucking account. I mean shit, if I don't get it sorted out by the end of the year, then let me pay the taxes. The cumguzzlers shouldn't be able to deny access to...

Sig material right there.

If he thinks his legacy isn't already sealed, then the delusions aren't limited to the fans in boston.

I'm more straight edge than the straight edge. The peer pressure never bothered me in HS. My dad let me have drinks of his beer starting at like age 10. When I got to HS and was offered beer, I already knew beer tasted like shit and told them so.

I've bitched about conexis before, the people running my flex account. Now they've fucking suspended my account because they didn't like the receipt the dentist office gave me. Just to be clear, this money that I have 12 months to spend (5 left now) or I lose it, is now unaccessible because...

Well they've got to make a decision as a group whether the integrity of the game matters. I hope they decide it does, because if the NFL becomes the WWF, I will finally turn it off. I don't give a shit about wife beaters, murderers, dog killers, rapists or child abusers. But they better make...

You need to read up a little more on the commissioner's exempt list. It's called the "commissioner's" list because the commissioner has sole authority over who goes on it. It does look like the player has the option of agreeing to do it so it can be officially called a "voluntary leave of...

I'd never even heard of straight edge tattoos until just now. Since he drinks, eats meat, and fornicates promiscuously, apparently his edge is a little duller than others.

Well shit, if she can negotiate an $80 whore down to $20 on a regular basis, I guess she's worth keeping around.

The comparisons to clinton I've been hearing the past couple days have been cracking me up. But I'm wondering, when did the first allegations against Cosby start surfacing? If it was in the 90's, maybe the similarity to Clinton is why they never got traction. hmm

Then he* retires instead of serving a suspension. Actually, if this is what happens, I hope Goodell gives him the Hardy / Petersen treatment and puts him on the commissioner's exempt list until the court case is resolved. Then when he loses, he still gets to serve the 4 game suspension.

I wanna hear some of your sports related rituals. The weirder the better. I'll start off by telling my dumbest one. I don't do this anymore, but it started back in the 90's. I had to take a drink every other play or the Cowboys would start having bad plays. As you can imagine, it worked...

It's also not necessary to destroy the content of the texts. Once you delete a conversation, the only copy left is with the NSA. Or possibly on the other person's phone if they didn't delete too.

I like watching these on youtube. I just saw how romy and leon did it. He put the card down behind the chair when he reached for the hardhat.

Should throw a hail mary. Text her back and say, yeah you agree about the chemistry, but does she wanna fuck before moving on.

How many surgeries does he need before it's not gay anymore?

I can see where having a fag enamoured with your wife would make a fella nervous. It might bring up uncomfortable questions.

And in this case, when you say circle, I assume you are referring to the globe. That's what I was thinking. He'll have a triumphant return in a month or two (however long it usually takes for a wrasslin storyline to play out)

Reminds me of when Norm MacDonald did Weekend Update, every year he'd do a joke about some job survey and tell us the worst job in america. "For the 10th year in a row, the worst job in America is .... crack whore". The last year he changed it up. "There's a new worst job in America this year...

Amod, change Azeth's name to Azeth*

It's server side because it manages to keep track on both my home and work computers.

Finally saw it. It was a good show, but as I expected it's on the lower end of the spectrum for marvel movies. I'd put it just above the Hulk movies. Way too much stuff where you had to blame it on a wizzard. I'm disappointed we didn't get an appearance by montage man. Someone refresh my...

Well shit, I've already seen farve's dick today. I guess now I need to go searching for the hulk's.

Great, now I've seen Brett Farve's cock. Thanks Muurloen Obama!

Who doesn't want to fuck twins? I figure that's all that's going on. You can't always jump into bed with both of them at the same time.

Rais, what's your name on that website? Is it sexguidesUSA, or another one?

Some people call sending unwanted dick pics sexual harassment. We call those people NEARLY EVERYONE! Also, I retract my guess that the eagles receiver was the latest white boy to get in trouble. I really can't remember the order all those happened.

And that eagles receiver for being racist. I think he was the latest white guy with the negative spotlight. I think the incognito and farve stuff happened earlier. Anyway, can't believe the Hall of Fame game is like 2 weeks away. Holy shit the season is sneaking up on me.

Why do we have to wait so long when conspiracy idiots like lumie have been making a joke out of it for nearly 14 years?

He was practicing a monologue for a WWE interview.