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He didn't dope. I wasn't sure for a while, but seeing what's happening now, where they're taking back advertising money they paid him, has convinced me it's all a load of bullshit. He probably decided it wasn't worth fighting, but didn't realize the buzzards would come for him like this. He...

There was cheering in the theater when that happened. As for valentine's plan, Agent Carter had the same sort of thing, but it was done with gas (Midnight Oil) instead of technology. I laughed at that. They must have basically come up with the idea at the same time. Either that or they...

I wondered where linemen fit in. They tend to have long careers and are hit every single play (which would put the lie to one of their conclusions, if I'm right). I didn't see it in that article, did they mention them? Hey wait, livestrong.com? Isn't that Lance Armstrong's organization?

Martha was, by far, my favorite companion of all time. When the spinoff talk started, I was hoping she'd get one. Don't get me wrong, Captain jack was an awesome choice too. I got excited when she showed up on torchwood. She probably could have saved the show if they'd made her a regular...

I find it hard to wrap my mind around nearly everything happening on one planet - lothal. I mean seriously, they can just drive off and dissappear where the empire can't find them on the same planet? What manner of fuckry is that? It doesn't even look like the ship's parking spot is covered...

Completely? Did you miss the guy who got left alive? The one who was the heir apparent when they had their big meeting, but he had been captured and assumed dead. That's the only reason they had to compete to be the new leader. Everything simmons was saying was about eradicating the...

You kinda dumb, you know that? All dead end streets are also no outlet streets. If a street has at least 2 ways to get to a main artery (as it does in the case of my street, because I said there were 2 other ways to get out) there is no way it can be a fucking dead end. The reason the sign...

Bisi: What does this have to do with politics?

cuz signs that are lies rustle my jimmies. Sorry if I wasn't clear about that in the post. Do I need to write it again in braille?

Where can we find a catalog of your photoshop work?

Since when do racists not know how to cook?

At first, I didn't realize yall were talking about the baby's gender. I was imaging adults throwing these parties for themselves to announce whether or not they'd be getting a sex change. Maybe they should have race reveal parties. At the end, the cake can either be chocolate or white. Yup...

Bisi really delivers. Bisi, what is your most common motivation when posting on rerolled?

Signs that are lies rustle my jimmies. For instance, the street I live on has a dead end sign on it, when there's actually at least 2 ways to get back to a main road without turning around. Also, on a lot of the jobsites I visit, they have signs on doors saying "PPE required beyond this point"...

That's why you should date 14 year olds. Their small hands make your dick look bigger.

Did anyone else think the hard questions were easier than the medium questions in that nerd-off? My guess is that either there were no difficulty levels, or they mixed up hard and easy.

Bisi, if we did a lindz AMA, what % of the questions would be asking to see her tits? Followup, on a scale of 1-10, how devastated are you that no one has asked to see your junk yet?

This study is dumb. Everyone knows the proper way to measure a penis is from the anus to just beyond the tip. And back to the anus again if needed.

Heaven is a place where the police are English; the chefs are Italian; the car mechanics are German; the lovers are French and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is a place where the police are German; the chefs are English the car mechanics are French the lovers are Swiss and it's all...

I found I have to sleep on my back. If I sleep on my side the mask gets knocked loose by the pillow. Sleeping on my stomach has the same problem unless I press my face into the pillow, but it also makes my back hurt if I do it more than 1 night. Also, I'm afraid to block those vents on the...

The fattest girl I ever dated was amazing with the blowjobs, real easy to get off, and was basically up for anything I wanted to do. I probably could have shit on her if I'd wanted to. I fucked her in the ass one time and when it started to stink I had her lick my dick clean. She also let me...

Finally finished the series. Most of my comments have already been said. So all that's left to wonder about is where crazy legs got the magical earplugs that cancel out all sound. Cause with typical ear plugs, you can hear someone talking just fine. In fact, they make it easier to hear...

Did the princess orgasm when her uncle was killed? Or was that my imagination?

yes, that would make lana 1/2, and her baby 1/4

Technically the whoring is wrong, but as long as you don't exchange money where everyone can see, how would they know?

I first saw it in a room with about 5 people looking at it on someone's cell phone. 1 saw black and blue, the rest white or light blue, and gold or brown. Then we saw it again on a TV with about 10 other people, and some saw each color. So there. It's not all about monitor quality. I think...

I thought it was going to be painted with that chameleon paint stuff.

Fuck you Borzak. My commute is 50 miles each way, which takes anywhere from 45 minutes to 1.5 hours. Except on friday afternoon when it's liable to be more like 2 hours. Ride a fucking bike to work. Oh shit, this is the FWP thread, not the RMJ thread. Nevermind.

I noticed that too, and I just said "Oh ok, I guess there was some badass training that we didn't have time to see" As for McDonalds, I assumed it was straight up paid for product placement. They would have made fun of them or had some negative comments if it wasn't. Like at least something...

I was expecting one of them to be white, TBH. Oh and I missed the frisky dingo references. Give some examples?

Oh snap. Believe me, that hurt you more than it hurt me. Are you the anon faggot who negged me and was so verklempt that he could only manage to type a dash?

I read a sentence before i realized who it was. Not that i buy your story of gambling prowess, but I think everyone is saying you are hard to read. Thats more important for poker than brains.

Did you facepalm when you actually went and looked up what i said again? Because you should have. You're the only one who was using absolutes. If I was saying women can't separate sex from feelings, why did I mention she might need to be trained out of that? When I said it was "not a...

Hodj gunna hodj I guess. The main difference between you and lumi right now is that I don't completely skip your walls of text. If you read the thread then you know I just chose my words poorly there. I'm not 'questioning evolution', I was asking questions about the mudskipper that they...

I can see calling the lighter color white or light blue. I can see calling the darker color gold or brown. I have no idea where black is coming from, or where the girl across from me is getting dark blue (like my jeans) for the lighter color.

Hodj, I want you to know I read every word of your massive troll response to me, but I forgot to mark it for the multiquote. I was going to stop reading, but it was so beautiful that you used so many words to try and convince everyone you weren't trying to baffle with bullshit, that i felt it...

Bah, double post. Might as well split up that multiquote What is a poe? STONE HIM, HE SAID YAWEH's NAME! Thanks bro, that really touches me /brohug

But I'm not playing that game. At no point did I say red and purple can't be really close to each other. Nor did i say a fish can't evolve into a mudskipper (lol). I just asked a question that 2 of you decided to baffle me with bullshit about instead of answering clearly. Which led to...

I think Mark Tuinei died of a massive drug overdose. So no Samoans either.

But at some point along the way, it must change from x to y. If you're saying there were steps between x and y, you're just trying to obfuscate things. But lets go with that for one sentence to show how dumb that is. Then at some point it changed from x to x1, to x2, to y and that's what I'm...