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  1. Hoss

    Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Amazing!

    You collect movies you fucking hate? I think they got a name for that and it's hard to pronounce. Seek professional help.
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    Success Kid - Stories of Trivial Triumphs

    So is my wife, but it gets ate so quick I never get toast or sandwhiches out of it. But she found a solution. She makes enough so she can slice and freeze a loaf. A week later it's still good as new if you thaw it out right.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    God, I hope you don't cost less than an IT person. They generally make jack shit because nearly anyone can do it. Sure no one else at your company can, but I bet they can hire a college student for somewhere around minimum wage. On the news yesterday they were talking about a teacher who was...
  4. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I've never heard of 'the touch'. Imm hafta ask my wife if she knows that method. When she cooks, I think she just knows intuitively how long it needs. BTW put me in the camp who thinks canned green beans are better than fresh. I will admit fresh might only taste worse because people tend...
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    Success Kid - Stories of Trivial Triumphs

    It's like she's raping the textbook publisher.
  6. Hoss

    SNL 40

    It was pretty good, but there were way too many partial skits. They didn't do most of them justice. How can you have a gilda radner clip without her ever saying "never mind", or bring in the land shark without him trying to convince you he's something else? About the only thing they got right...
  7. Hoss

    The Flash

    Did he? Damn, I didn't think I was skipping his posts. Maybe I'm doing it subconsciously.
  8. Hoss

    King of the Nerds

    I thought moby was a morning DJ when I was a kid and was like 90 years old now.
  9. Hoss

    The Flash

    We might all be missing the most obvious explanation here. Maybe they are purposely setting team flash up to be psychopaths. Or at least, setting wells up to be one and he obviously had everyone else on the team charmed.
  10. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Tijuana Bibles are so awesome.
  11. Hoss

    Starting a public access television talk show

    I used to watch public access when I lived in Austin. I remember how relieved I was that these people were down at the station instead of walking around on the streets. Public Access TV is a good thing. Oh and if you're going to call it RIM job, you need to occasionally interview a hot...
  12. Hoss

    Fresh Off the Boat

    Since it's called "Fresh off the boat", doesn't that mean they are recent immigrants? I'm guessing FOB only applies to mom and dad in this case. But your comment made it sound like you didn't catch that. Anyway, the accents don't seem over the top to me. If anything they are understated...
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    Fresh Off the Boat

    Is The Goldbergs anti-semitic?
  14. Hoss

    The 100

    Wow, someone touched a nerve. I brought up vikings because you said we were creepy for complaining about a lack of rape in any show. I think you walked that back somewhere in your novel, but TBH, I didn't take time to read it all.
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    Fresh Off the Boat

    tiger mom is hot as hell. I thought she'd be kinda like lois from malcolm in the middle, and she kinda is, but she's a really hot lois.
  16. Hoss

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Looks like it's already been done. s a war on for your mind!
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    The Flash

    Pied piper was in the special prison because he knew well's secret and had to be dealt with. Fortunately they'd already started down the judge, jury, and executioner road so there were no moral issues to interfere when it came time to cover their own asses.
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    Hodj. Return to us.

    don't laugh too hard at the shrubbery. There is military grade shrubbery that can stop trucks. They developed it to help protect against suicide car bombers. I've been wanting to get some at the house.
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    Hodj. Return to us.

    So just to be clear, I would not learn anything worthwhile if I picked up a GTA game?
  20. Hoss

    50 Shades of Awesome

    Since redpill/bluepill is just a bunch of bullshit, there is no correct answer to your question bisi.
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    The 100

    Was it creepy when we complained about it with vikings?
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    The Flash

    Yeah that's a great point. Like individuals. Orientals aren't like me, so they don't get due process if I think one of them messed up. Thanks for the pro-tip, psychopath.
  23. Hoss

    The Animated GIF Thread

    Tough for a woman maybe. I bet her 90 lb boyfriend coulda held the rope with one hand and her with the other.
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    50 Shades of Awesome

    What's blue pill? Is that supposed to mean pussy whipped?
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    Hodj. Return to us.

    Do they really? Maybe I should pick that game up. I've always wondered how you actually rape a conscious uncooperative girl. For science, not because I wanna use the knowledge.
  26. Hoss

    Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

    It was pretty good. I will definitely watch the sequel. I don't remember another movie where everyone clapped at the end. Hell, they actually clapped twice. What are the reviews like for it on the general internet? I'm wondering if anyone is hating on it because the bad guy is crazy...
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    Better Call Saul

    Congrats, I think you just defined 'spinoff'
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    The Flash

    In the first episode they showed they didn't give a damn about 'americanism' by having joe and his partner break and enter, get righteously shot, and acting like the bad guy had done something wrong. I've actually been pleased that the only thing rustling my jimmies since then is the illegal...
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    Better Call Saul

    What's the deal with chuck? Can't figure out if I missed something, or if maybe it was all explained in BB. I'm guessing he's jimmy's brother even though he looks old enough to be his dad and their interactions are more like mentor/mentee. Do we know what's wrong with him yet? I can't think...
  30. Hoss

    Arrow

    I didn't see anything in there about why he called her speedy. Just a mention that he did.
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    The Last Man on Earth

    I'm going to watch it because i'm a sucker for post apocalyptic shows, but i can't imagine it being a strong enough idea for an entire series. There was a sitcom like 20 years ago that was set after a nuclear bomb that was pretty good, but I don't think it lasted even a season.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    WIC means Women and Infant Children. So, men aren't supposed to consume any of that WIC stuff.
  33. Hoss

    Marvel's Agent Carter

    Seriously? What a load of fucking bullshit. I mean, I like the show, but weren't we told it was a limited run like a miniseries?
  34. Hoss

    The Flash

    I guess they could remove the eyes of state farm girl and send her to regular prison.
  35. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I'm sure there are hookers close to his new job.
  36. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I generally look for the most competent looking clerk. As long as her line isn't ridiculously long, I'll go there. Typically middle aged women are the best bet. Middle aged Black woman > all. If that doesn't work, I find a cute one so I can at least enjoy the scenery.
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    Arrow

    Why does he call her speedy?
  38. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    He fought every black guy on the team for that spot.
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    Better Call Saul

    no
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    Better Call Saul

    I kinda like axe men, but only shelby, the crazy coon ass, and I kinda like the crews who compete with the river logging. The guys who are doing the real logging are boring as hell. Watched saul, thought it was pretty good. I will give it another episode or 2, but I wonder how much I'm...