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  1. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    As long as elk is considered a deer, then that's the way I understand the word too. I don't think I could name all the breeds that I think venison might be. Around here when you see venison for sale, it generally means elk, because you're not allowed to sell meat from native game animals.
  2. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Oh and johnny, I heard on the radio they just finished up a nationwide prostitution sting. Glad you didn't get nabbed.
  3. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Just checking in to let the pats fans know I'm reading all the gloating.
  4. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Yeah, I think most of us are getting a little bored with your current crop J49. Start looking for a replacement and cull one of them.
  5. Hoss

    Jupiter Ascending (2015)

    So is this a sequel to something?
  6. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That can't be right. Every time I make stew, I have it in the crock pot for a minimum of 14 hours, and I've never gotten stringy meat. Based on what you guys have said, and from talking to the cook who made the stew a few days ago, the key is high heat. He said any meat will do that if you...
  7. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I might well be a whore. At any rate, I'm not prepared to argue against the assertion. But where you and I differ is that J49 does not keep me employed. That factoid makes you a particular type of whore.
  8. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    It made them snap the ball one more time. I see nothing wrong with it. I hate when teams lay down in that situation, as if they don't understand the game well enough to know what a fumble could mean.
  9. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Obviously, Bill tapped into the seahawks communications and called that fucking pass play.
  10. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Oh was that it? I saw him adjust his thigh pad and thought they got him for grabbin his dick. Quick, someone get a needle! Clearly the man can't make a comeback like that with regulation balls!
  11. Hoss

    Parks and Rec

    See? Fun and Easy. I forgot to say easy.
  12. Hoss

    Has Dumar ever had physical contact with a woman?

    It's because he doesn't have any blinds, isn't it? That's always a dead giveaway.
  13. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Allright cooking bros, I need some information. A couple times in my life, I've had stew where the meat was stringy. Like it had cooked so long it fell apart or something. The first time it was venison, and I thought it was just something venison did when you put it into stew. But yesterday...
  14. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    That article was stupid (because still no actual numbers written down), but they had a link to the Marshawn Lynch Enclyclopedia. I read it, and I kinda like the guy now. He seems like he's trying to have fun and stay out of trouble. I hope he gets 150 yards and $80 million in fines and...
  15. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Man, you should see if burnem still has his bet on the table. You can't lose.
  16. Hoss

    Parks and Rec

    Or, does it make sense .... if you've read the book?
  17. Hoss

    Parent Thread

    I used to give my apple cores to my dog, but someone convinced me it was bad because the seeds contain poison. FromAre Apple Seeds Poisonous? "Apple seeds do contain a small amount of cyanide, which is a lethal poison, but you are protected from the toxin by the hard seed coating. If you...
  18. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    So basic run of the mill trickery? Except that doesn't a player has to come out of the game for one play when going from ineligible to eligible. Does he also run the swinging gate? Hey, this would be a good game for them to try the "Wrong Ball" play.
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    The 100

    Somehow she's going to get word to her man on the inside to let them out. I'm not even sure how she was planning to pull that part of it off.
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    King of the Nerds

    Wasn't Jessica the 16 year old? I don't think she was out of line to want a minor child to not show so much skin. I agree those 2 girls whose names I can't remember were the best and the real stars. But I'm pretty sure the show only happened because of ya ya. We should be embarrassed we...
  21. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I will take any score that you can add up and have it end in 3. On a related note, I'm hearing more about the weird formations the pats have been using. Anyone got a link to something that discusses that intelligently? What they're doing, how it's working, what the rules say about it, etc...
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    King of the Nerds

    hey man, yaya han basically had her own show (for a season). She's big time now. I don't know what you think makes her a bad cosplayer. There must be some fine line that only the faithful can detect. For the rest of us, it's : Does she look like the character? She's good at cosplay. Does...
  23. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Is he going in as a 49er or a cowboy? I think he played longer as a niner, but had more success as a cowboy, and is in the Ring of Honor. I'm guessing 49er since that's where he began and ended his career.
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    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    There are a lot more air molecules in a car tire than in a football. I don't think anyone questions whether the pressure theoretically drops as it gets colder. The question is how much. Did I miss the part where the colt's balls were also underinflated? Or are you hanging your hat on...
  25. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    pats 11.1, hawks 13.1 We are predicting air pressures in the football, right?
  26. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I'm offshore working, I have no idea what will be available. Probably jalapeno poppers, pizza, and corn dogs. All frozen. The trip came up suddenly. I was planning to make some kick ass salsa I just learned how to make and some stew cause I love me some fucking stew. Edit: But don't...
  27. Hoss

    Mortdecai 2015 comedy starring Johnny Depp and Gwyneth Paltrow

    That is the most absurd thing I've heard all year. Sure, it can work as you described, but worked well just as they did it. They made it clear that Mortdecai had not actually run very far.
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    The Interview - Rogan and Franco attempt to assassinate Kim Jong-Un

    It cost $18 million to pay the korean hackers? Does that include the ass kissing they had to do to jesse and al?
  29. Hoss

    Parks and Rec

    So, will we get in trouble if we talk about GoT spoilers we learned from parks and rec in the GoT no spoilers thread? To be clear, I have no idea if anything they're predicting about GoT in P&R is real or even makes any sense. But it's fun to troll those crybabies.
  30. Hoss

    Arrow

    Just watch them one episode at a time. Season 1 Ep 1 flash, then S3Ep1 Arrow. Etc down the line.
  31. Hoss

    Has Dumar ever had physical contact with a woman?

    He went to jail for it once, so yeah he has and it's a matter of record. Wait, corpses count, right? You didn't specify 'living'.
  32. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    You know what they say, In Theory, there is no difference between theory and reality. But in Reality, there is. For the Ideal gas law to apply, wouldn't the football have to be inflated entirely with 1 type of gas? I wasn't aware they did that. I bet the pats use Helium. The Ideal Gas Law...
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    Mortdecai 2015 comedy starring Johnny Depp and Gwyneth Paltrow

    I'm guessing when you say the timing was off, you mean you couldn't follow the dialog because it came too fast. I had that problem too, but then I have that problem a lot and I'm used to overcoming it.
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    The 100

    You forgot 'young'. Most of them are supposed to be around 18, maybe younger.
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    Arrow

    I don't know what to think about DJ douche working for Ras. I was really hoping he'd be killed in some random act of violence to push thea over some edge. But then I thought about it, and maybe he will become interesting now that he's a super ninja. Also, good to know that super ninja...
  36. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    LOL so the apple Iphone is about as reliable as windows 95?
  37. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Do you get the stuff with the marshmallows in it, or does that make your dick too sticky?
  38. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Thought my wife had D cups (40D). She got measured today and found out she had been wearing the wrong bra size all this time. She's really 36G. Dammit, now I need to recalibrate my boobie gauge.
  39. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I told her I liked the way she thought.
  40. Hoss

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    See? It's already trolling pats fans and we're just in the planning stages.