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Why you being so dumb? Just because a guy would like a steady girlfriend doesn't mean he mixes up emotions with sex the way girls do. We want steady girlfriends so we have someone to cook and clean and we don't have to work so hard for pussy (theoretically). Amer's fuckface is a better...

So at one point in time, something that wasn't a mudskipper gave birth to a mudskipper? And it happened often enough and at close enough to the same time for them to viably breed. Assuming I got it right so far, my next question is, does the species that gave birth to the first mudskipper...

That's what they want you to think. Question about the mudskipper cause I aint gunne read all that shit that was linked. Are you saying regular fish give birth to mudksippers all the time? Or are you saying at some point in history a regular fish gave birth to a mudskipper once, and that...

Unless you think 'lying about to get in their pants' is 'having trouble separating love and sex', I don't really think really think its a widespread problem amongst the dick wielding community. For example, do you really think sleazeball fuckface loves Amny's wife? If you do, you're as dumb...

Never even heard of surviving frank. That may be why it failed. Goldbergs is the one that hits closest to home for me too. I like FOB, but I'm expecting it to get better. The main kid actually kind of reminds me of a pakistani kid I went to school with.

Bitches have trouble separating feelings from sex. If you were going to do an open relationship, she would have to retrain herself on that front. I don't blame you, but at least you considered it. Apparently you still 'take care' of her, so maybe it's not a good answer anyway. I thought maybe...

Didn't they decide pluto isn't a planet precisely because they realized they didn't know for sure it orbited the sun? Also, lumie, please share the true cancer cure. If it only costs pennies, it should be easy to explain.

As a Cowboy fan, I wanna see it happen too. You won't get him cheaply enough. Oh yeah I forgot that was you guys. Thanks again. Wanna Trade Running backs? He was the #1 rusher last year. How was your running game? Best guess is that someone has video of him hitting his mom. He got in...

I'm probably going to be called an asshole, but whatever. You mentioned you can't give her what she needs, and since you are paralyzed from the chest down, I assume that's sex. Have you considered some sort of open marriage deal? Maybe it would be easier for you to deal with if you she was...

I disagree about your co worker. The value of good sleep is a lot higher than you give it. Even if he's using it 1 hour a night, 1 hour of good sleep is better than 0. If he keeps doing that, he should eventually get used to it. But I agree about the humidifier. I went without for a long...

I'd like to make this request again. What if we let you make some stipulations fedor?

Well, he said literally nothing was worse than not being able to see his kids every day. That would include staying with her and her dealing with her lying. So whether he knows it or not, his choice has been made. Sounds like you should take some people up on the offer to be venting buddies...

I tried to get a custom mouthpiece, but they cost thousands of dollars and neither my medical nor dental insurance was willing to cover it. So, I got ripsnore for like $25 or $50 from the internet and it works pretty damn well. It works like the mouthpieces I wore when I played football...

I recommend you just keep wearing it as long as you can every night. If you never got used to it, maybe put it on while you're watching TV. After over 10 years, I still sometimes take mine off in the middle of the night. I was in the same boat. My initial score was 100 arousals per hour...

The guy who told me to do that said he drops it in whole, and it kind of runs through the noodles and breaks itself up. When you drop it in, the noodles are still a little stiff.

I do them regularly because I have obstructive sleep apnea. There is no drawback to getting the study done. It's not like you'll get diagnosed with sleep apnea and suddenly be unemployable. CPAP isn't the only answer if they find you have sleep apnea. Sometimes you just need a mouthpeice...

That will backfire. Because then people will just wait till the season is done before watching any of them. They get ratings credit for people watching the episode up to a week later.

We sat around the table one day at work talking about the disgusting things we do with ramen noodle soup. I put milk, crackers, and chips in mine. It turns into a mush. One other guy said he cracks an egg in his at the 2 minute mark, then I think he seasons it with some slap ya mamma or...

Really? Do you never go to movies, or are things polar opposite where you live. Late night showings of everything are always packed in my experience. If you don't want crowds, go to one of the first couple showings around noon. Especially with a film like this. I'm sure half the people...

Absolutely not. In fact, I like to think of the movie as the most complex and well made porn setup ever. I can't wait for the unrated version where we actually get to see the sex scene.

WTF you talking about? If you didn't potentially rape someone as a kid, then trust me, you are in the minority.

McClain should rework his contract so he gets paid $1 each for the first 4 weeks of the season. Edit: Wait, looks like he's a Free Agent, so no REworking required.

yah doesnt he know the producers read this thread?

Really? Did JJ Redo the values in the 90s? Cause I coulda swore landry and schram were using that system in the 80s and maybe 70s. If anything, the 90s was just when it got out and other teams started using it. Who's that? If you say brady I'm coming through the internet and giving you a swirly.

there are times you can't ski in america's icebox?

I once had a stripper begging me to wire her money. I told her I did it and gave her a fucked up password she had to repeat to them. Like "ah yam sofa king we todd ed". or something like that.

Well, how old is merlyn supposed to be then? Because in his flashback, didn't they show about a 12 year old ras when he first got to the league? Does the pit turn him into a child again?

You realize being knighted like that is going to come back and bite Ben, right? He is running for the house of representatives, and the constitution prevents anyone who has been given a title of nobility from from holding any office.

I just lost more respect for J49 than I thought I had.

The last episode confused me. It's like they forgot Ben was running for office. How was he even thinking about being interim mayor? I wonder if those were just some leftover storylines they wanted to knock out.

Were you reading this thread at all, or do you just periodically search for my posts? Cause I was responding to vvoid, and it sounded like he was doing some pretty basic shit. Probably a little beyond tier 1, but I guarantee if they advertised the position, they'd get scores of people in their...

Good point. They're probably being very rational.

yeah, because that's clearly what most IT jobs are about. Oh wait, no it's not. It's cleaning viruses and loading programs.

and mist is tsim backwards. Clearly, mist is actually a russian simulation program sent here to ... Well hell, I don't know what she was sent here for because I don't pay attention to any of her opinions. I assume she was sent here to support arasayar though. Oh and I second the motion for...

Are they still begging for your company?

Get of of my lawn mestevo! Can't believe you never heard of the bass-o-matic. Fucking punk. How about the land shark? Cause if you'd never heard of either of them, then getthefuckouttahere.

Maybe you guys should share how you're heating up the canned green beans. I think the only times I've had soggy green beans were when, as I mentioned earlier, someone fucked them up by trying to fancy them up. Just drain the water, put a tablespoon of butter on top and nuke it till the butter...

It made your eyes bleed and yet you are hell bent on collecting it. I'm not really seeing any possibility of a reading comprehension fail. Maybe it was a writing fail. Or maybe you should seek professional help.

So then you're disputing that nearly anyone can do it? Or is that the 1 HS in America that pays teachers well?