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The previews certainly made it look like there will be a conclusion.

First one I saw, I laughed till I had tears in my eyes, but it's overdone now. A couple weeks ago I saw one that kinda made me chuckle, it was a large set of hex nuts hanging down from the trailer hitch. I once had a girl convinced that those were prosthetic nuts guys got when they got a...

Hey, its climate disruption now. They've finally just about given in to the fact that the climate has always been changing, so they're shifting gears again. Can't wait for the next hockey stick graph.

Well, he wound up fucking more of them than anyone else.

Worf cause drago is a homersexual and would swoon for worf just like all the girls on star trek did.

The first 3 all contain the phrase "He certainly did ..." Well, I'm not going to finish that sentence for you, but it seems like a pretty definitive answer. What was the last inanimate object you fucked that wasn't designed to be fucked. (ie, not a fleshlight or blow up sheep or whatever...

I laughed at the lexical ambiguity because I'd been asking the whole time why the guard cut his hand off. So they used a 25 cent word to explain why they were so inept. No way berlin is lizzies dad or even grandfather because she was on his list to be killed. If it weren't for that, I could...

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I always thought the future government was sinistar. I wouldn't be surprised if I said something about not knowing who I was supposed to root for somewhere on this board.

It's pretty cheap to put a lock on a bedroom door. Have her blow you while he's knocking and whining. This will accomplish 2 things. First off, it'll keep her from answering him, and second, if he does break the door down, he'll see your dick in his mom's mouth and will think twice about...

No. I wet it in the sink like a civilized person. What's the cutest thing you've ever killed?

Mist might be my daughter. Someone PM me if we're posting from the same IP.

Slow you're roll. I never said I smoked.

Don't know if you listened to the audio, but the guy was obviously untrained. One person was shouting to 'give him tips'. So the proper headline would be along the lines of : "Hot female BJJ practicioner beats untrained nervous guy who was afraid of accidentally touching her boobs." I...

I aint too good with this facebook thing, but does johnny have the secretary at his company as a friend on the fake facebook page he made to keep up with his hookers?

Gunna stick with the big 0, mainly because I'm still waiting on that visit from the SS. How many fire extinguishers do you have in your home?

Another one happened to me today. I may have said it before, but people who don't put their shopping carts up at the grocery store rustle my jimmies. I get done shopping, and I luck out in that the person who was in front of me had left, which meant I could pull straight through. (I always...

You realize you're giving us percentages, right? The number of smokers (which is more relevant to his observation) is pretty much constant. Best I can tell from that chart it was about 70 million in 1965 and about 69 million in 2005.

Nah, there are just more birds around to eat them.

So I guess Ward's backstory is setting up his redemption. Or if they wanna be unpredictable, it can just set him up to kill garret and say something like "that's not attachment is it?" as he pulls the trigger.

This pretty much proves my point. Everyone who smokes DOES do this now and you can't even tell because the butts are tiny and you're going 90 mph. What's your next crusade? Fart pollution?

Do you follow them back to their office if they try to leave? I used to growl at people or stare at them with as hateful a glare as I could muster. Another jimmy rustler. There was a big wreck on the freeway on the way in. An 18 wheeler turned over (fed ex truck) and rolled into the...

0 because I dislike him and it would be fun to pummel him to death. How long do you think I have before the internet police backtrace me and the SS shows up at my door over this comment?

You're right. Those 2 things are the same in every important way. dipshit

Khane, if she starts bugging you, try telling her you can't talk because you're on another date. Oh and do you have an address to mail that toothbrush to?

Anti-smokers are a bunch of fucking pussies. Stop acting like you don't care if people wanna smoke. Does the paved road itself not 'shit up' the environment you fucking hypocrite? The only thing wrong with throwing butts out the window is when there's a burn ban in effect because those have...

Michael Moore because he has the nerve to call what he does 'documentaries', and other people accept the label. How many M&Ms are in a standard sized pack?

The death threats most likely came from anti-gun activists pretending to be pro-gun to make them look bad. Page 29 in the handbook.

Both, if its done right.

Speaking of traffic stuff, the new light they put up by my house is really rustling my jimmies. They put it up because a bunch of fucks who don't even live in the area kept getting off the freeway and 'going the back way' to avoid traffic. As a result, 2 roads would get backed up pretty far...

It's a travesty that these are not called izzonets.

Disappointment. Is it weird if your partner asks you to make barnyard sounds during sex?

Cake by a longshot. Normally I eat no dessert if pie is the only choice. What's the funniest named place you've ever been?

OH OK I get it. The korean members of the team were given housing in one of his apartments and the black players weren't.

I hate to do this, but your entire point is invalidated because you showed your ass. The nephew of chewie, lowbaca, did not have a speech impediment. He had a mini protocol droid that he carried around. The one with the speech impediment that you're thinking of was only in a couple of books...

Someone help me out here. Are the clippers all white, or is he just paying the black players less?

at first, i thought it said terrible divorce lawyer

Yeah, that looks like the thing they use to map your eyes when you need glasses.

I agree the recent treks were piles of shit. But the big difference is, JJ won't be "rebooting the franchise" with this star wars movie. You think killing anakin was worse than killing chewie?