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  1. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    If iraq was about oil, where's the oil? Or did we lose that one? True dat. I work with a guy who grew up in saddam's iraq as a catholic. He has a very high opinion of saddam. He says he always supported the church and sent gifts on the holy days and crap like that.
  2. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    I equate facism with douchebags, because it's pretty much always a douchebag going on about facism.
  3. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    Sorry, did north korea manage to launch a missile yet? Or are we afraid they will nuke themselves?
  4. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    How else? In the beginning, even when you called, the navigators had to use the website. Did that change?
  5. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    yup. Once and only once because leaves make terrible toilet paper. It was in the patch of woods outside my subdivision where the storm drains run. The Bayou. Sticking with a theme, what sex acts have you performed outdoors, or how close have you come? Like aaron, I'm not talking about a...
  6. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I say sody water This is trooff. That's real retarded sir. Breakfast is the first meal of the day, dinner is the last, and supper is just the biggest one. A lot of people have supper at lunchtime.
  7. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Post pics of her. I probably wouldn't have responded unless I was drunk or really horny when she tried to contact me again. But if I was talking to her, I damn sure wouldn't stop just because she asked me to a 3rd time. Make sure you get the last word bro.
  8. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    How do you feel about 10-20%? Cause you're going to have to pay mine too. 1. Looks like you're getting debt and deficit confused again. The thing only thing we've been reducing is the deficit. 2. Since you used 'we', I guess that means you now identify with us tea party terrorists...
  9. Hoss

    Gun control

    Get a blunderbuss. Then even gravel will be ammo.
  10. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    Obviously, that was always a possibility. This is why I don't bother to try to type the entire name. Vaginas bleed anywhere if you even suspect something derogatory was said. i'll be sure to stick with my simple respectful nickname in the future. You mean when you could get a doctor to make an...
  11. Hoss

    ReRolled Asshat of the year FINAL voting. Pick your AssHat.

    a_skeleton_03 This sounds like an argument to vote suenigg. "Lumie aint that bad, he got rid of wizardhawk"
  12. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Holy fuckballs that's genius. Though they might look better under the barrel
  13. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We had that argument (nowhere near a cliff). I won't bore you with all the details, but it finally got settled when she found one of these duct taped to the toilet.
  14. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    I'm hearing people report that their doctors are posting signs saying "We do not accept oabamacare". Can someone explain wtf that means? I must not understand what's going on, because I thought 'oabamacare' just meant you bought insurance from one of the many standard insurers on an exchange...
  15. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Pretty much. That or I use my tongue.
  16. Hoss

    ReRolled AssHat of the year SEMI-FINAL ROUND voting!!!

    Not true, you just can't be asshat of the year. All nominees are clearly asshats.
  17. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    wow. When I looked for the thing on the j key, I didn't even think to look for it on any others. Now i've got about 2 dozen keyboads around me, many of them pretty old, and they all have that shit. I guess it's been there a while. Now I wonder if they did that back when I took typing (on a...
  18. Hoss

    ReRolled AssHat of the year SEMI-FINAL ROUND voting!!!

    Merlin a_skeleton_03
  19. Hoss

    Gun control

    So, obviously he was anti-gun because he wanted to eliminate competition. I thought only republicans had that kind of business savvy.
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Holy shit, there is a bump on the J key. When the fuck did that happen?
  21. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Adjust your mirror till the light is shining back into the eyes of the SUV behind you. If you find the right spot, they'll back off.
  22. Hoss

    ReRolled Asshat of the year, round 3 VOTING

    I wonder if they'll let him keep any prosthetic legs.
  23. Hoss

    Did Little Forrest have aids?

    Damn, I thought it was always Anally Injected Death Sentence
  24. Hoss

    ReRolled Asshat of the year, round 3 VOTING

    Delete the name you want eliminated. Merlin Luminati Duppin a_skeleton_03
  25. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    GAAHHHHH Q4 better mean something different than what I think it means.
  26. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    When is it coming back?
  27. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Great, everytime I kiss you, I'm gunna taste 36 other dicks in your mouth. Sorry it's so late, but I couldn't let that go unanswered. I'm not so enamored with virgins. I've never had one, and I'd be kind of scared to be the first one in. All I really know about it is that it's going to...
  28. Hoss

    Archer

    I went back and watched a some of the older episodes last weekend (because I only started watching in season 4). And I'm curious if the 16 yr old from season 2 episode 1 ever called him when she turned 18. I thought it might have been his finacee, but then I checked the names and they are...
  29. Hoss

    Archer

    I wonder if that was the plan all along. It would explain why the cyborg dude hasn't harassed them yet this season.
  30. Hoss

    Did Little Forrest have aids?

    1. I don't recall jenny being black or gay, and everyone knows only blacks and gays get aids. 2. Wasn't the movie set before aids was invented? It looks like it waspatented in 1984
  31. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    The second thing. The first thing you said happened because of the second thing too.
  32. Hoss

    The NSA watches you poop.

    Remember when he said he'd have the most transparent administration in history? I got a good belly laugh out of that even when it was new. I'm sure it was the birthers who forced him to break that promise.
  33. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    FTFY. It's like some of you don't really care about medical care costing so much.
  34. Hoss

    The Animated GIF Thread

    Those sumbitches sure run fast. I like how the dude was thinking about saving his car.
  35. Hoss

    ReRolled Asshat of the year, round 2 VOTING

    Delete the name you want eliminated. Araysar Tanoomba Column Sutekh TJ Lazer tad10 Numbers a_skeleton_03 Only saw 1 tough choice this round.
  36. Hoss

    Minor car accident - now with ambulance chasing law firm

    Thats strange, why not? As a juror, a plantiff's lawyer demanding policy limits multiple times sure seems like evidence of intent to commit fraud to me. How could something like that not be admissible? If you had video of the plantiff standing up from his wheelchair and waltzing in the...
  37. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I don't remember felicia day in buffy either. I think you are confusing her with alyson hannigan.
  38. Hoss

    Vikings

    Remind me, did that head priest who told him he was going to be crucified live? Cause if so, that explains it, he was just making his prophecy come true.
  39. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Why would they feel different from the cops in cars who don't wear seatbelts 90% of the time?
  40. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You're either a fag, or have no game. I laugh at people who think strippers are un-pullable.