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If iraq was about oil, where's the oil? Or did we lose that one? True dat. I work with a guy who grew up in saddam's iraq as a catholic. He has a very high opinion of saddam. He says he always supported the church and sent gifts on the holy days and crap like that.

I equate facism with douchebags, because it's pretty much always a douchebag going on about facism.

Sorry, did north korea manage to launch a missile yet? Or are we afraid they will nuke themselves?

How else? In the beginning, even when you called, the navigators had to use the website. Did that change?

yup. Once and only once because leaves make terrible toilet paper. It was in the patch of woods outside my subdivision where the storm drains run. The Bayou. Sticking with a theme, what sex acts have you performed outdoors, or how close have you come? Like aaron, I'm not talking about a...

I say sody water This is trooff. That's real retarded sir. Breakfast is the first meal of the day, dinner is the last, and supper is just the biggest one. A lot of people have supper at lunchtime.

Post pics of her. I probably wouldn't have responded unless I was drunk or really horny when she tried to contact me again. But if I was talking to her, I damn sure wouldn't stop just because she asked me to a 3rd time. Make sure you get the last word bro.

How do you feel about 10-20%? Cause you're going to have to pay mine too. 1. Looks like you're getting debt and deficit confused again. The thing only thing we've been reducing is the deficit. 2. Since you used 'we', I guess that means you now identify with us tea party terrorists...

Get a blunderbuss. Then even gravel will be ammo.

Obviously, that was always a possibility. This is why I don't bother to try to type the entire name. Vaginas bleed anywhere if you even suspect something derogatory was said. i'll be sure to stick with my simple respectful nickname in the future. You mean when you could get a doctor to make an...

a_skeleton_03 This sounds like an argument to vote suenigg. "Lumie aint that bad, he got rid of wizardhawk"

Holy fuckballs that's genius. Though they might look better under the barrel

We had that argument (nowhere near a cliff). I won't bore you with all the details, but it finally got settled when she found one of these duct taped to the toilet.

I'm hearing people report that their doctors are posting signs saying "We do not accept oabamacare". Can someone explain wtf that means? I must not understand what's going on, because I thought 'oabamacare' just meant you bought insurance from one of the many standard insurers on an exchange...

Pretty much. That or I use my tongue.

Not true, you just can't be asshat of the year. All nominees are clearly asshats.

wow. When I looked for the thing on the j key, I didn't even think to look for it on any others. Now i've got about 2 dozen keyboads around me, many of them pretty old, and they all have that shit. I guess it's been there a while. Now I wonder if they did that back when I took typing (on a...

Merlin a_skeleton_03

So, obviously he was anti-gun because he wanted to eliminate competition. I thought only republicans had that kind of business savvy.

Holy shit, there is a bump on the J key. When the fuck did that happen?

Adjust your mirror till the light is shining back into the eyes of the SUV behind you. If you find the right spot, they'll back off.

I wonder if they'll let him keep any prosthetic legs.

Damn, I thought it was always Anally Injected Death Sentence

Delete the name you want eliminated. Merlin Luminati Duppin a_skeleton_03

GAAHHHHH Q4 better mean something different than what I think it means.

When is it coming back?

Great, everytime I kiss you, I'm gunna taste 36 other dicks in your mouth. Sorry it's so late, but I couldn't let that go unanswered. I'm not so enamored with virgins. I've never had one, and I'd be kind of scared to be the first one in. All I really know about it is that it's going to...

I went back and watched a some of the older episodes last weekend (because I only started watching in season 4). And I'm curious if the 16 yr old from season 2 episode 1 ever called him when she turned 18. I thought it might have been his finacee, but then I checked the names and they are...

I wonder if that was the plan all along. It would explain why the cyborg dude hasn't harassed them yet this season.

1. I don't recall jenny being black or gay, and everyone knows only blacks and gays get aids. 2. Wasn't the movie set before aids was invented? It looks like it waspatented in 1984

The second thing. The first thing you said happened because of the second thing too.

Remember when he said he'd have the most transparent administration in history? I got a good belly laugh out of that even when it was new. I'm sure it was the birthers who forced him to break that promise.

FTFY. It's like some of you don't really care about medical care costing so much.

Those sumbitches sure run fast. I like how the dude was thinking about saving his car.

Delete the name you want eliminated. Araysar Tanoomba Column Sutekh TJ Lazer tad10 Numbers a_skeleton_03 Only saw 1 tough choice this round.

Thats strange, why not? As a juror, a plantiff's lawyer demanding policy limits multiple times sure seems like evidence of intent to commit fraud to me. How could something like that not be admissible? If you had video of the plantiff standing up from his wheelchair and waltzing in the...

I don't remember felicia day in buffy either. I think you are confusing her with alyson hannigan.

Remind me, did that head priest who told him he was going to be crucified live? Cause if so, that explains it, he was just making his prophecy come true.

Why would they feel different from the cops in cars who don't wear seatbelts 90% of the time?

You're either a fag, or have no game. I laugh at people who think strippers are un-pullable.