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    Full Round 1b voting for AssHat of the Year in here!

    Araysar Erronius Fanaskin Tanoomba chaos Gavinrad Sutekh Iannis TJ Lazer Duppin tad10 - isn't he about to be banned for 2.5 years? Will that disqualify him from the contest? Sean Trollface Numbers Dumar a_skeleton_03
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    Minor car accident - now with ambulance chasing law firm

    Can't be assed to re-read the thread, but I thought the lawyer was calling him personally asking what his coverage limits were, as well as asking the insurance company, and both of them were refusing to answer. If it's discoverable during the lawsuit, I see no reason not to just tell them as...
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    Minor car accident - now with ambulance chasing law firm

    And I assume it's somehow illegal to just tell them you have the minimums when they ask? (assuming you don't have the minimums)
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    White House Petition To Remove Day Light Savings Time

    You tell those difficult bitches that if they do a good job sucking your cock, next time you'll make sure you have the ingredients for them.
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    Minor car accident - now with ambulance chasing law firm

    Wow, didn't know that. So, asking for limits and getting refused just lets the other lawyer know to double the numbers?
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    White House Petition To Remove Day Light Savings Time

    Fuck your extra hour of sunlight, it's too damned hot as it is. Fight global warming by canceling DST.
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    Nominations for ReRolled AssHat of the Year!

    I second this. The big vote you were talking about would make the brackets useless. Plus, i thought you couldn't put everyone on same list and that's why we were doing brackets.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What's the minimum number of people who need to 'get' a joke before it's worth being told? i always thought it was 1, and the person telling it counts.
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Damn, didn't record it because they didn't call it M.a.r.v.e.l. . A.g.e.n.t.s. . o.f. .S.H.E.I.L.D. Anyone got any highlights from it?
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Well duh, bet we're talking hollywood levels of hot. By hollywood standards she's below average. All I said was that, as far as I recalled, she was the worst looking girl with a speaking part this week.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I thought pain increased happiness. Am I weird?
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    It's funny you say that, I thought this was the worst episode to date. I loved lady sif, but goddam there were so many things that made me twitch. Like why send male agents after her, why did ward hesitate, and most importantly, why wasn't the seductive siren hotter? Pretty sure she was the...
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    King of the Nerds

    i ror'd too. I'm pretty sure all he said was 'thank you' in chinese. There seemed to be an extra word that i couldn't make out though.
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    Nominations for ReRolled AssHat of the Year!

    You contradicted yourself. In vinyards case, it would need to be AtMtF. Cause whatever it is right now, it's not M.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    In their defense, you don't even know to update a fucking PDF when you make software changes. So they might be onto something. Someone should teach her to make her own ionized water with a couple of bare wires plugged into the wall.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Raquel welch. There actually was another woman before her, but I don't remember her name, she was just a blonde 40 yr old playboy centerfold. Explain something that you have figured out and think most of us don't.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't see a difference. Did they roll it back?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I don't think those guys are twins
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I know this is a couple days old, but I didn't see anyone else who learned it the way I did. Black Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly. I'm sure people are afraid to say that today because it's got racist overtones, but fuck, it's a mnemonic, not a political platform. Black...
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    Vikings

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    Community

    You just don't like her because she's black.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Make the accounting easy, open up another checking account and pay everything child related out of that. Did you get one more farewell fuck out of her? Just to show the only hard feelings were in your pants? Yeah i know, I fucking hate that ohnoes guy too, and I've never even been divorced.
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    Life & Times at the American Office (L&TAO)

    So are you looking for prank ideas?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Most women are.
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    Archer

    Why would you say that? Was it supposed to be a human soul in the case in pulp fiction? i don't recall them ever saying anything like that. And I had such high hopes for the season. I was even planning to buy the cherlene CD. But it turned out cheryl can only ruin awesome songs. I hope...
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    breakfast Do you believe in mirages?
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    None of my own. I think someone once broke their hand punching me. Why do we keep electing douchebags to represent us?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It is wrong. I'm fucking addicted to coke and I won't drink one out of those machines. Every one I've ever tried tasted like something else was in it. Usually lemon. Every restraunt in the world needs to figure out what sonic does to their coke and copy it.
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    Gun control

    The point is, they are also more effective at defending people.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    You should have texted her back you understood and thought she was cool and respected her for being grown up enough to realize all that. And hey, does she wanna fuck now? No strings attached, can just be 2 friends having fun helping each other out.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Most of you are fucking retarded. Skribble, just find another chick to fuck, and continue being cordial with the girl in your class. Try to make sure the next one is not in your class. Also, are you male of female? I don't think you ever said.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I've never used sharepoint, but the fucking name rustled my jimmies the first time I heard it. For all I know, I'd love it if it was called Fuck Everyone.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    dp
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Like my all time favorite comedian (Ron Shock) said, once you've seen one set of tits, you pretty much wanna see them all.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is there a picture of that in the freedom screenshots thread?