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I understand. Just PM it to me. Thanks

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Holy Shit. bagdad bob gunna bagdad bob.

He heard about it on the news at the same time we did.

Wasn't that from mad tv? Post pics of her.

Never had a girlfriend with a roomate other than some that had daughters. So, no but I sure wanted to once. That bitch was so fucked up she probably would have been cool with it, but I only ever saw pictures of the daughter, never got to meet her. At what point in the transition process is...

Never had a girlfriend with a roomate other than some that had daughters. So, no but I sure wanted to once. That bitch was so fucked up she probably would have been cool with it, but I only ever saw pictures of the daughter, never got to meet her. At what point in the transition process is...

Sounds like you may have figured it out, but the chick is broken, you were lucky to get out. Odds are the only reason she broke up is because she was afraid of falling for you or disappointing you or something along those lines. There. no reason to ponder it any longer. The only bad part...

Haven't seen the latest one yet, was it judged too? I don't like how they went to every competition being judged this year. Last year it was every other one. I feel like Zach would be winning them all if they were just pure objective contests. Seemed like the judged ones were shady last year...

surprised a cheerleader can hold down a full time job. I was always under the impression that the dancing stuff was in itself a full time job. Maybe there are some squads less dedicated than others.

Depends on your total net worth. No sense carrying ridiculous amounts over that.

Depends on your total net worth. No sense carrying ridiculous amounts over that.

Absolutely. What's wrong with being paranoid?

have you seen 2 broke girls? You think there's any chance of recovering from that? (I actually like the show, but it is terrible and corny)

Where is 'here'? Japan? If so, is white day a real thing, or is it some offshoot of steak and a BJ day?

Tell that punk to hit you again and keep it up till he gets the ratios right.

Can't be assed to read the entire thing, but is that for real? Did the networks really give them the power to save 1 show, or is this just for fun?

you seem to be confused as to what brown sugar is

Well it's a given that you're always with a crazy bitch. If they don't let you check for a vagina by the third date, it's time to pull the handles anyway.

If the marshmallow doesn't catch fire, you're doing it wrong. Correct: Pathetic:

Well, look on the bright side joeboo. The two of you obviously had addictive personalities, and this addiction was probably a little better than getting hooked on drugs. I've never heard of anyone sucking cock on a street corner for next month's subscription fee.

I heard furious masturbation will help clean you out quicker.

If anyone is interested in meeting the next governor of Texas, give him a call SECEDE I wish there was an easy way to link his answers to questionnaires.

I guess some people must applaud everytime their car comes to a complete stop too.

Dental dam - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia It's like a condom for other ports.

I think I've only seen that on southwest airlines flights, and it seems like that happens because the flight attendants start clapping. i don't fly much, and I've only been overseas once, flying air france, air madrid (or whatever the fuck they call it), and british airways. I don't recall any...

HAH, I got proof I'm not old. I just learned the right way to tie my shoes like a month ago. I may have been on this earth for 39 years, but apparently i'm still a youngling just learning to tie my shoes. I've been having trouble keeping my boots tied ever since I started wearing them. The...

I always have, and always will type exclusively with my penis. Nothing you can say will make me reconsider that, because who'd wanna touch a keyboard that's been poked all over with a dick? And if you're wondering, yes, I use my balls to work the mouse.

just to clarify, are you asking the actor who plays Ron Swanson, or the writer who writes his lines?

In his case, she has that he's a dumbass. But I was thinking she might give him an incurable STD and then convince him that it would be unethical to fuck anyone else now.

In his case, she has that he's a dumbass. But I was thinking she might give him an incurable STD and then convince him that it would be unethical to fuck anyone else now.

He said they are both fixed. She's going to have to hook him some other way.

Reminds me of

No way I'd trust a fat dietician. I'd sooner trust a skinny cook.

I see you've decided to judge it without trying it.

He should have done a 3rd panel for "what we say to women" Far side may not have been the best comic out there, but I've probably seen more far side's pinned on walls, in textbooks, and in powerpoint presentations than all other types of cartoons combined. Dude must be lighting his cigars...

Probably started after 7.

Yeah but dicknuts implied ALL PACs were the same, and that's what I was clearly responding to. Try to keep up kiddo.

I thought the V stood for Vagina. Just another good excuse to fuck, and if she feels special for having someone put in a little effort to remove her panties, that sounds like a fair trade.