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I was going to mention them. I'd moved out by then, but I don't see how that new law holds water. Louisiana's drinking age being 18 was a result of a constitutional amendment that prevented age discrimination. As long as a person was an adult, you could not discriminate against them...

You have to be level 10 know coulson's true security level. Don't send me $100 a month for the rest of my life.

It's a good thought, maybe I can suck it up for a week and stay in the office. Problem is, they're mostly indian or mexican. I could probably shit under their desks and it wouldn't phase them.

Hah, I forgot about wet dreams. I never had one though.

I use xvideos.com Just get on a porn site and start searching. You're just going to have to watch a few till inspiration strikes, and then search for that. I remember reading about some former porn star turned producer who started making 'porn for women'. I don't think it did well, but at...

Last I heard she was bi. Did she go full lesbian after that shot at love show?

Deathwing had a pretty good answer, but I think the crux of it is that you won't ever understand because the typical woman doesn't respond to visual stimulation anywhere near as strongly as a typical man.

Gas is still cheaper than water. A 20 oz bottle of water goes for at least $.99. That equals $6.336 / gallon. Around here, gas is less than half that.

People I share an office with setting the thermostat at 8 degrees. I don't know what jungle these fucks are from where they need the heat cranked up to 80 and are still wearing sweaters. I'm not even playing thermostat wars with them because I can stay out of the building. But I hate when I...

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Masturbation is only tangentially related to fucking. These days, when I have sex, I'm good for a few days, but if I get horny and my wife doesn't put out, masturbation only sates me for a few hours. I admit, I can't climax without touching, but I can damn sure get to the edge.

wish I could neg you for that. What's it got to do with community, and it's a horrible AI. There's no reason for an AI to be worse than Eliza, which was written like 30 years ago.

Holy crap, I'm excited for the next season. When does it start? I didn't realize they were done with this season yet.

I'm losing control again, to be perfectly honest. But for while, I had perfect control. Can you masturbate using only your mind?

Yeah, but did she wear leather mini skirts and always sit on a stool with no podium when lecturing? Too bad that particular teacher was around 50, but still she was a fit redhead and I had no control over my boner back in those days.

ummm, captain murphy is the only one I know that's dead, and he was the only sealab crew in the episodes. So your comment makes no sense.

Fixed that for Texas.

I understand that chaos. In this case, it would obviously be applied the program itself. All those computers in all of those datacenters should be wiped, double encrypted, and destroyed with acid. Or whatever you can do to a hard drive to make the data unrecoverable. And of course, the...

There are more things a boy must learn than what's in the text books. If anything, all the other boys in her class should be suing her for not offering them the same opportunities to learn.

Maybe he's just saying the penalty for an intelligence agent being caught should be death. That way, only the really good ones are left and we can pretend that we're not really being spied on because the ones that are still alive have learned their lesson.

lol wut?

Back to fashion real quick. Which is better, Joseph A Banks, or Men's wearhouse?

Neither, I'm still steaming over the cowboys 2 point loss last weekend. Who is the most fucked up member of your family?

I really dug the sealab 2021 stuff in the last episode. Too bad they didn't have the entire sealab crew.

No it hasn't, not for the past few years anyway. They've been able to look up your coverage in a big ass database for a while now.

i really wanna drive one of those carts around, but i'm a fatass and I'm afraid of what people will think while I'm on my joyride. Is that thin privilege?

I once turned down a job based solely on the fact that they wanted me to wear a suit 4 days a week (on fridays, i could have left the tie and jacket at home .... yay casual friday). They told me this right at the end after we'd negotiated a salary, but before final agreement. They thought I...

Is it possible to be gay and poor?

Oh, have we given up on the whole "0 is a great legal mind" schtick?

Don't you mean cotton footprint?

Is this a thing? i think it happened to me once. She was in her 30's so I thought it was weird that a period would sneak up on her, but if its possible, maybe that's what happened. She was even riding me. BTW, I didn't puss out from a little blood. I finished the job, took a shower and...

Why didn't you use them on your armpits?

lol it's kinda stupid to think she hasn't gotten better from 15 to 18. Also, the second video was on tosh.0, but that probably had nothing to do with increased views.

i was kinda talking more about receiving a blumpkin. If a dump arouses you, stands to reason a BJ during a dump would be amazeballs.

Sounds like we're talking about the same thing, except that you believe the made up numbers the high paid slickster came up with to justify his salary.

I haven't made a new years resolution in at least 20 years. The last one I made was to never make another new years resolution. TBH, NYRs are fucking stupid. If something about yourself needs to be changed, change it right now. If you're waiting till a magical date, odds are you're not...

Lol stupid American Inventor completely missed her pussy.

What Percentage of Donations Go to Charity I try to check a charity out first and see how much of your donation is spent in overhead expenses. ACS uses about 30%. Bigger charities will have higher operating costs, but that's pretty excessive.