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Hey guys, I just heard that 1984 is 30 years old now. Don't know when that happened. (not the book, the year)

The problem is what it will allow the government to do. As I said, there are plenty of people with power in this country who would like pick up all of our guns tomorrow if they could. Do you doubt that? Because if you do then we need to stop right now and get you sorted out. This will give...

Hey, if you want some advice bro, when you apologize to her, bring a dozen donuts, and offer up some sort of excuse. Like tell her you had 5 grand on the broncos and you were drunk when she called and sent the email.

Lol dumbass. Twerking is stripping without the pole. Strippers have been twerking for at least 20 years now (holy fuck I'm old, I've been going to strip clubs for nearly 20 years). So are you just against it because it's got a dumb name? What if we called pole dancing twatfarting, would you...

lol now you're gunna have to apologize to her. How are you with meaningless apologies?

I'm assuming the shark ate the duckling in the second picture. Too bad there are no more nets. If I only had one to give per year, I'd probably go ahead and shoot my load right now. But I'm still too lazy to do the manual nets tracker.

That makes some of sheldon's neuroscience jokes even funnier. Now I realize they just wrote him that way to mess with her.

There's no sense in re-stating it when I can just re-quote it. Note, since I wrote this, I've read that a treaty can be 'un-signed' by the president. It might need to be done before it's ratified by the senate (not sure about that). So we've got that going for us. Which is good. That makes me...

Zack is pretty much sheldon but ugly, and therefore less loveable. Well, actually, he might not be as smart being just a fantasy writer, but he clearly thinks he is. Also, did they say blossom has a degree in neuroscience in real life, or were they giving the bio for her character? If...

lol. Are you illiterate? That article is about a chain email that is not saying the same things I said, AND just to sweeten the pot, in the explanation, affirmed what I've been saying. The only thing it added was that 50 nations had to ratify it as well. It conveniently skirted the issue of...

I like this question better. 2. Merlin and Fedor. What's the highest you've ever climbed?

We're talking about a treaty, dipshit. Not a UN provision or sanction. Do you know the difference? The Arms Trade Treaty (ATT) is, surprisingly, a treaty. It's been signed by the executive, so all it needs now to take effect in the US is a 2/3 vote in the senate. There's no expiration for...

I'd like to introduce you to an ancient document we call The Constitution. You see right there that a treaty is put on the same level with the constitution as the supreme law of the land, and unlike the laws of the US, they don't have to be made pursuant to the constitution, they just have to be...

So then, you need me to use smaller words. Gotcha. Since we're getting along so well since your apology, I will consider the request.

Your gif maker doesn't work if the video is muted? interdasting

Saw a traffic signal with a flashing yellow arrow today that reminded me how much it rustles me when little pissant fuck communities decide the standard traffic signals that everyone in the fucking state instantly understands (or they should) aren't good enough. In this case, the flashing...

sounds like you have no clue what I think it does. I think it trumps the constitution if its ratified by the senate and once it's ratified, it can be amended without senate approval, even without the US agreeing to the amendment. If you paid attention to the people who championed this treaty...

I would have disagreed with it, but I'm not qualified. They all look alike to me. I like how you mentioned the UN and still managed to be ignorant of the ATT.

LOL. You think they care about the 10th amendment with the way they treat the rest of the bill of rights?

No, I don't think so. It's purpose was to keep the state from carrying out a vendetta against someone. Like what's happening to knox. That stuff you said is just a good side effect.

Bavaria is a type of cream, isn't it? Or maybe a pastry. Why are you comparing it to an automobile manufacturing plant?

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too bad there was no point in time where the available facts made it look like zimzam murdered anyone.

Why is she even in jail? This is nothing but a super late term abortion.

You don't think it's infinitely more likely that they are uncomfortable having a democrat in this position of authority? But hey, don't just use your gut to answer, see if you think of another democrat president who wasn't black. Did they hate on him the same way? PS, just because bill...

That's nonsense. WHY would it evoke an emotional response? A guy who could be my twin once robbed a bank my mom worked at. It didn't evoke any response from me when i saw the photo other than 'huh cool ... uhhh I was in another city when that happened and I can prove it'. I didn't get upset...

I'm curious why you don't think the stuff they complain about for 4 hours a day 5 days a week (or however long radio shows typically last, I really don't know) is actually rustling them.

Glad it got better. I like the show, but I'm like 13 episodes behind. Not even sure I've finished the first season yet.

I'm sure you meant, 'here's hoping you add some child porn to his personal directories and send it to the police'

That's your loss buddy. It's insanely fun to say dubya.

It was humorous and appropriately respectful when we called President George W Bush 'W', or 'dubya', wasn't it? I'm just trying to keep that lightheartedness going. Also, it's shorter and I don't want to waste electrons typing his entire name everytime I talk about him. I don't understand why...

I gotta agree that I'd want to know if it was my wife. And as an added bonus, telling me without being caught would definitely save your life.

I honestly fail to see how that is relevant. What do you propose we do to the people responsible for this spying? Cause the picture only suggested impeachment, and it's a little too late to impeach W now. unrelated

TJ is the missing link between humans and monkeys.

I never did match.com, but why didn't he just bite the bullet and answer all 1000 questions? Wouldn't that be less work than he went through? The only thing the math gave him over that plan was the importance ranking.

I thought you got to tell them what their name was. Johnny, name the next one sinnamon. Best advice ever. I would +net you if I weren't so lazy.

Can he take the same one 0 needs? I don't see how that observation is any worse than 0 mocking perry for denying global warming while his state was spontaneously combusting around him. Really? I thought the biggest/longest/loudest applause came when he introduced that soldier who was blown up...

lol that spoiler

Do I want an english translation of what he's saying?