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I don't think the sociopath label applies to zach, because I don't see him breaking any rules. He might be a narcissist, or bi-polar, or even BPD, but he might also just be an asshole. I predict that eventually the blue team will get scared of zach (not from a competitive standpoint, from a...

So, we're supposed to believe that someone perfected the DNA of a human and it still came out ginger?

Hey izo and dumar, what field do you think her PHD is in?

The other dude is probably wiping his cock with it after sex.

Apparently all these hot chicks we like so much are actually really brainy and not the least bit athletic. Quien sabe?

Once when my wife and I were dating, she was sleeping with her mouth open, and I woke up with my usual morning wood. So I woke her up with some surprise blowjob action. She seemed to enjoy it.

Ohnoes is an adulterer.

Are you sure no PACs ever actually spend money on candidates and/or campaigns? Cause, it seems like they do.

Is it because you are embarrassed for yourself that you didn't realize that from the first episode?

Nope, I'm still in business. Does your wife need some quality seed?

Coupla things, I love fun sized bars, I hate that they're hard to find most of the year. That being said, that situation would piss me right the fuck off. If for no other reason than there is no way 2 fun sized bars equal a normal sized bar. It would take like 3 or 4 of them.

Anybody got before/after the white bar pictures to compare?

I've always felt that someone should pass out free condoms in the olympic village that are riddled with holes. Because the gene pool needs all the help it can get.

They would never fornicate in a lightbulb. That's why married couples get locked bedrooms. What's your top search engine right now?

In Texas, you can't discharge a firearm in a county over a certain population (I think it's 1 million). Don't know what city fam lives in, but the city itself is probably over 1 million. I'm curious how home boy gets away with hunting outside the apartment building too. Is he using a BB gun...

Hodj. Mainly because I always imagine him being his avatar, and I think I'd like to hang out with that guy. What's the foulest thing you've ever smelled? How long did the damage last?

Some guys are into that shit. I had a stripper lactate on me once, that was too much even for me. No warning at all, but she claimed that most guys asked her for it when they found out she lactated.

you're whores are getting better looking every time johnny. Keep up the good work. Oh and we need tit shots of all of them for the archives.

I've got a good woman. She plucks the nose and ear hairs for me.

Well, according to this article, that was actually just another example of true the vote being unfairly persecuted. They got in trouble for following the directions the board of election gave them (photocopying the signatures so they were all on 1 form) and the person who rescinded their...

+1 to that. Sometimes when I see some lazy fuck about to leave their cart, I try to make them feel bad. Say real loud "HERE LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU OH NO ITS NO PROBLEM YOU'RE WELCOME" and then start limping and wheezing like I pulled a hammy at the end of a marathon and my pride is making me...

Better yet, he should start renting hookers for the homeless men. Then he can get his care on for both of them and won't get nearly as many STDs.

Sounds like it's rape if I don't dress up.

I don't get it. Is this what someone told you, or did he tell you something screwed up with his last breath?

I would gladly dress up as a girl to be able to harass chicks in the bathroom.

Doesn't sound like you know much about pirates. Other than point 2, which is just hollywood being hollywood, that all sounds legit.

There are a lot of definitions for cis. I found none that make sense in this context. This is the closest I could find. Cis-trans isomerism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia So, enlighten me please.

Did that one have the inbred mutants?

I've dealt with plenty of people who only 'hear what they wanna hear', and I can kinda understand. If they're tired, or simple minded and you say something unexpected the brain just doesn't pick it all up and fills in the gaps. But I don't get people who constantly 'read what they wanna...

Pshh. Beakman and nye both owe their careers to Mr Wizzard

I expected this answer, but I didn't expect it to sting so much.

And ... Did she do it?

I'm sorry for you that the women can't at least be attractive. Confused. I thought the general RR opinion was 'would fap again'.

My doomsday preparation is that I have lots of guns. When the SHTF, I'll just go shopping. I used to prepare more, but then I started watching the doomsday preppers show and I saw what a bunch of fucking weenies they were and knew they'd be soft targets. Just kidding. I won't confirm or...

Sweet. PM me my story please.

Did her food addiction get 'fucked out' for you too?

Sorry tuco, i thought the thrust of your question was what's going to change with this treaty ... only poorly worded. Did I read too much into it?

lol their conclusion is ludicrous. So, all of the facts were correct, but they didn't like his predictions, so label it a lie? I also laughed when they said, 'but state parties are only encouraged to set up a registration, not required', because they are also only encouraged to prevent arms...

They had their backup lights on when you hit them, right?

yeah if you work in a trailer, big whoop. But since you haven't reported fatty falling through the floor yet, I'm guessing it's a regular office building with a concrete foundation. I've noticed hunters and former military tend to walk the quietest.