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Conefed, if you're talking about your ex with that LSD laced rant there, just punch yourself in the fucking balls. Your life isn't even my life and I remember how much of a shit show that was.

Ah, Dave Lombardo playing for the misfits these days. That's pretty legit. Also, Doyle banging Alyssa White-Gluz is the ultimate motivation to stay fit into your 50s, eh?

That's a bummer. Mine is half a mile. I've walked there when the situation necessitated it

Menards has 11% rebates all year except for Christmas season. Pretty nice getting $100 checks in the mail for the next project after you finish the first.

Best you can do is just shop around every time they do. I was with a pretty good company, but my guy retired, and my rates went up, so I went looking, and now my rates are back to reasonable again. As soon as they go up, I'll go hit the bricks again and find someone to replace them. But yes...

As I've flown exactly 4 times in my life, I am immune to airport currency, and also Toblerones. But someone posted a receipt the other day where one burger and the rest was $25, so honestly, it doesn't even sound that inflated.

I don't get it. Shit's not even that good. For $34 you can get 4 medium pizzas at Dominos and eat for a week.

I know what it means in this context, but I can't help but feel offended every time something medical comes back "unremarkable."

Heh, my boss said the funniest shit about this one day, took about an hour to stop laughing about it. "I have a lot more 47' extension cords than I care to admit."

I got no reason to off her. She waived my final 10k bill because I bitched her out for ignoring me and spending all of her time on Keith Ellison's case, which cost me a shitload in back child support. I am, however, happy with one less super lefty in the world.

So, my oldest works rotating 6pm-6am, so she can't babysit for that shift. Also, technically, per the divorce decree, the other parent has first right of refusal on any babysitting duties. This tends to put a hamper on things, because the term "parent" means something when custody is involved...

That bitch has an OF? Why ain't she in the thot thread?

Thanks for reminding me about these guys. I miss Type O

Don't feel bad. She was a super hyper lefty teamster lawyer, and she died "suddenly." Anyway, disregard the whole thing. Just talked to her and she's not on board, so not even gonna bother if she has a chance to fuck the whole thing up.

Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that. My lawyer died. Hence why I'm asking here now.

I have 50/50 custody of my youngest. The oldest lives with me, and is not a minor. Therefore, situation is simply about the youngest. She'll be 13 here soon. My ex wife and I both work days. I've been offered an opportunity to advance pretty significantly professionally, but would require me to...

Fuck, couple summers ago, my AC went out on the hottest day of the year (when else would it go out?) Fan blade looked like the incredible hulk just tore it in half. I called an AC guy, he said "yeah, we can get the part, but I can't get back out here for a week, you can pick it up from our...

Cover it anyway, because the birds will eat all that shit right off the ground.

That's some crazy shit, dude. Couldda, woulda, shoulda and all that shit aside, no one deserves that shit. Good luck sir.

Labia minora is 100% genetic variation. And why wouldn't it be? My ex pushed a 10lb baby out hers and still no roast beef. Unless you're somehow claiming that your mighty pecker is capable of doing more damage to a vagina than a literal child can, it fails on any amount of examination at all...

Back to sick gainz?

100% creeping Charlie. No mowing, lush greenery.

I dunno if I understand the music argument right now. The best thing about the music scene right now with YouTube and such is that it's never been easier for talented people to showcase their skills and build a following. The worst thing about the music scene right now with YouTube and such is...

Copy that, we'll try that.

Fyi, I have 90v on those 2 black wires on that switch. 120v on the 2 white wires on the switch next to it when it's OFF and 0.01 when it's on. I don't know what the fuck any of this means. Just checked another 2 gang switch in my house and I have a fucking red and a black going to it, so I'm...

So, I had a bathroom light fixture stop working, and I'm trying to figure out the issue here. Maybe I'm searching for the wrong shit. It's 6 bulbs, all 6 bulbs are good. It's fed from this switch, and this is where I'm confused. Why would this switch have a black and a black and the other switch...

That was kinda my thoughts about it as well. Read something about a guy who was playing an OTB game at his regular Wednesday night thing and they both sat talking about a particular position for an hour, before they went home and put it into the engine the next day. That's the kinda shit I think...

Anyone ever done any OTB play? Turns out there's a USCF club in town that took over an old mall location and runs tournaments M-Th and on the weekends. Would have to join the USCF, but with how bad the cheating has gotten online, you are always left wondering if that guy *really* just found...

Magnesium bars are the shit. I've got one in my bugout bag, and every year I start the first fire in the fireplace with it just to appreciate the lighter for the rest of the year. But really, some Kleenex/toilet tissue, and a magnesium bar and a knife and you should be able to get anything...

It's raspberry. The regular isn't bad, the zero tastes like someone put a cigarette out in it.

Not my pet. But I got some reactions to some of my shit from a few months ago, and I reread a line I wrote "winter is hard on dogs with 4 legs, and I'm saving her from that." DOES THIS LOOK LIKE WINTER, MOTHERFUCKER?!?!? It's fucking 45 degrees. We've got 6 inches of snow total. It's like it's...

Okay, but can jet fuel melt them?

Ah, so it's just like every other AI and only knows brown people

Vests? What, are you following the Astrocreep school of dating? Might as well buy a 1988 LeBaron too.

I think particle board is the lumber of the past, bro

I don't know why they don't do more of that. There are so many old games I would play the shit out of if they just reproduced them for modern computers. This, Warcraft 2, total annihilation... Warcraft 3 reforged was hot garbage, planetary annihilation doesn't really work right, and Doom has...

You know what's simple? 400 bullets 100 shells 100 rockets 600 cells. That's simple.

No, I feel the same way. I was super hyped for Eternal, but it seemed like Eternal just took it a bridge too far. What made Doom fun for me was killing massive amounts of shit. I don't mind puzzles, there was limited puzzles in the original game (in the form of buttons and key cards and shit)...

No Marcus? I mean, I saw a guy who looked like Marcus, but Marcus is a prominent figure in the game. No Brick? What about Scooter? Why is there a Maniac riding around with them? Why is this here? Its like no one has idea what made Borderlands fun. This is trash. Also Borderlands 1 was the...

Yeah, that's shits gonna be open for a long time if you're looking for someone in the middle of the city with it. And it literally is in the middle of the fucking city. Downtown. No problem, maybe you can find a hipster lumberjack. He can ride his fixed gear bike into work.