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    Parent Thread

    Oh boy so the wife is 2 days late so far. It's usually like clockwork for her. We were told my sperm had super low motility it shouldn't have been able to make it up that far damn it!
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    Azrayne's drug geek thread

    I've had at over a dozen surgeries. Taking a dump asap after surgery is the most important thing in my life in that moment. Not being able to go after surgery is incredibly painful and taking more pain meds really doesn't help because they just block you up worse. And then worst case scenario is...
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    Azrayne's drug geek thread

    If that was a reply to me I'm long off the stuff. That was back in 2003ish. It's all good now. The best part of fully detoxing? Being able to take a regular dump. Oh man the first one was heaven!
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    Azrayne's drug geek thread

    I became addicted to vicodin after needing it legit for nearly 3 years. I wish I had some medibud to help at the time. Before I stopped I was up to 8 pills a day. I'd take them like clockwork and have a near panic attack if I didn't. Getting off that shit was rough.
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    What IP would make a great MMO?

    The Dresden Files has plenty of material to build from for a MMOG.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    But if they were could you go up and over or down and around them?!
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    or a dirt field in Lubbock, TX. I have a friend who lived there and sent me photos that looked like Mars but was his street. Weird fucking dust storm shit.
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    Health Problems

    Went in today and had the drain removed. It probably could have been removed a couple days after it was placed because it stopped draining almost immediately. Should have just done this the first time around instead of 3 weeks of needle draining. That damn thing was awful by the end of the day...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Magical time dilation. DUH. I mean I'm only mildly high right now and I was able to figure that out.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Weather

    Well these people are fucked.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Hey look at that. Retards stick together. Whodathukit?!
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    There we go. That's the Lumi we all know and love.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Well yeah sure he certainly is qualified to comment on anything he wants. He's also qualified to look like a fucking retard.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    This guy is a fucking retard. Literally pants on head plane on treadmill retarded.
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    Destiny 2 - Clan Link 1st Post

    HOLY SHIT! Is that 2 whole dollars or just one folded in half?
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    Weather

    I haven't heard any new Coheed and Cambria songs about him so I just assumed he was dead.
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    Health Problems

    Man did I feel shitty as fuck when I made this post. I didn't think it was a big deal but it would be horrific for just about anyone else I imagine. I'm happy to share details if anyone would like to hear them. It still sucks and I feel it all the time but I can manage with it now. Actually had...
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    Health Problems

    The fluid situation wasn't improving so Tuesday I had a drain placed. Right there in the examining room. And then I went and picked up my son at daycare. Busy day. Hopefully this will be resolved within the next 2 weeks. Tired of this shit man.
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    Parent Thread

    Congrats on the new flesh bag! :P
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    Cheated out of my youth

    WTF was 4C out of highschool for 2 weeks before becoming a teacher? Tag team her and 5C yessir. mmm mmmm
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    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    Truth. Nearly shot myself in the face the first time. Zipped past my head and missed by an inch. LOL
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    Destiny 2 - Clan Link 1st Post

    Anyone else getting "error code: saxophone"?
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    Health Problems

    That's what I figured would happen with my $1000/month but hey at least I could get high as ffffffuuuuucckkk at the same time.
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    Horizon: Zero Dawn

    But hacking a stormbird and having it patrol for you is bad ass. Goddamn things just wreck face.
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    Health Problems

    One of the pot delivery services around here Harvest Moon offers a cancer treatment regimen of THC pills, extracts, and what not. I was interested until I saw the cost was over $1000/month. Unfortunately I am not made of money or I'd gladly give it a go while doing standard treatments. As a...
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    Health Problems

    Well it shrank the tumor by about 75% and it hasn't grown in the 10 years since. I'm alright with that.
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    Parent Thread

    GLHF!
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    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    As a professional MMA fighter I doubt it took him much balls to step in the ring for a minimum 9 figure payout win or lose. He's not some bum off the streets he knows how to fight. It was easy video game cheat mode amounts of money.
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    Health Problems

    I used to eat a lot of soup during my adriamycin chemo rounds. All food tasted like shit but at least with soup I could stay hydrated and get food in me at thr same time. Even a little is better than nothing.
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    Health Problems

    There has to be a healthy level of consumption for bleach. In the name of science Lumi you should do some vigorous experimenting and find out for us.
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    Parent Thread

    Well we've started potty training and so far it's going great. Every time I go I ask if he wants to sit on his potty and every time he says yes. So far we've got 4 pees and a bomb fart. Cheer raucously for each one and he lights up. Bought some training undies for him and he was incredibly...
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    Health Problems

    Well I'm kind of disappointed Lumi didn't tell any of us to die of cancer with his yearly appearance. Damn Pharm I know exactly how that shit feels. There is definitely a point where enough is efuckingnough. This week they drained about 480cc of fluid. Whatever it was it averaged about 68cc...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    You are weird.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Azrayne's drug geek thread

    I don't know if it'll have all the answers but this is my favorite weed related site. It can definitely help with your indica/sativa questions. There's a lot of info there for you to scour through. I quite enjoyed it myself. Marijuana Dispensary & Strain Reviews - Leafly Actually here you go...
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    Sense8

    It would definitely confirm more orgies. xHamster Wants to Produce the Next Season of Your Favorite Canceled Sci-Fi Series
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    Azrayne's drug geek thread

    Shit man some nights I'll vape some pot with my Da Buddha for a good 4 hours straight and your posts scare the fuck out of me. LOL Right back at you. Stay as healthy as you can before your body melts or something. :P