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FF vs. Fin Fang Foom. Marvel's monster genre movie.

Good God I would hate to be on that plane.

"I swear I have not had artistic relations with that picture of a wizard."

His segment kills me.

It took a little bit longer but the kiddo is finally talking. He's up to 3 or 4 word sentences and he copies damn near everything including GPS turns, and audiobook words. He's got some catching up to do but it's really exciting seeing him make progress on a daily basis. And if any of you are...

That asshole will give me nightmares.

I started reading your posts in Johnny Bravo's voice. Makes all your posts that much better.

You are definitely new around here.

I'm curious. Do you use a dart board for your insults? Let's see... Occam's razor annnnnd buttplug. I can work with that.

AMAZING! Thank you!

Please, @Urgoslav, festive me.

Those warmers sound amazing. During the winter my feet are always freezing.

Well they're white so obviously they're Nazis. I'm white so I know I'm Nazi as fuck. We make natural teammates!

I got some muslims on the corner, some light brown skins (no clue what they are lolracistshitlord) in the middle, some asians across the street, some jews on one side and nazis on the other. I know who I can fully trust. TEAM NAZI!!!

FUCK YEAH! Grats!

Faggot deserved it.

Have you tried something like this yet? Our guy loves it. When I turn it on after the lights are out he says "wwwoooowwww". He'll lay on his back for a while looking at them then flip over when he's ready to sleep. Other than that man I don't know what I'd do. Sleep issues are especially rough...

Glad I wasn't the only one. I was like OH SHIT! Gotta send the kid there to learn how to fusion charge! Wife had more blood work yesterday and her levels are steadily falling now and she's feeling much better. Crisis officially averted! MEGAPHEW!!

Fuck this thread! Where all da sushi at?!?!

Better not sit down either way.

I love the old school scratch logo. This is based on the Demon Bear Saga? I think I read that. Too lazy to Google it right now.

Actually he says he doesn't remember it happening and I believe him. The look of shock and fear on his face when I turned and drove him 6 feet straight back to the garage door with my hand firmly on his throat was very genuine. Also I should have mentioned he was small dude as a kid. I had at...

Fat kid in school and my best friend was a string bean. He thought it was hilarious to rib me and call me fat while playing sports. Until the day he hit my limit while playing basketball. I had him up against his garage door with my hands around his throat. Never called me fat or anything else...

What zie said. Aside from pissing out her butt all day it looks like things are indeed winding down. PHEW!

I just fired up the Da Buddha and I've got 2 dogs laying down 3 feet away. I'll give it a try a little bit later.

I second get the cops involved. It just keeps escalating and the school obviously isn't going to do anything about it. They had their chance.

Yes as long as the numbers continue to drop now. She had more bleeding today which in this case is a great sign. PHEW.

Finally some good goddamn news. Her doctor was happy with the blood work results today. Her numbers finally fell enough. The plan is to repeat labs again in a week. Hopefully that is the end of that. At least for now I feel like I can breathe again.

And it gets better. So far 2 projectile vomit incidents from the little guy today. Wife actually went to work today so I have to wait till she gets home because the engine of our van just shit out a few days ago so we're down to one vehicle. It's like the perfect shitstorm right now. The...

So nothing but bloodwork was done today. Her HCG level went down 14%, they wanted to see 15%. The plan for now is to do blood again tomorrow. At this point if they don't like what they see that means a biopsy or they go in and most likely remove one or both of her tubes. I told her I don't care...

Oh I know. It's just exhausting and looks like we're heading back in today. Pain was still really bad this morning. Just want this shit resolved. It's torture watching her go through this. :(

Today the pain was still pretty severe. They want her to see how she does overnight with the pain. If it's still bad in the morning then that most likely means surgery. I'm already exhausted thinking about it.

I laughed. Then I laughed some more. And I'm still laughing.

We got home from the ER about an hour ago. Thankfully the ultrasound didn't show anything alarming. They wanted to rule out any ectopic pregnancy concerns. We were told the pain isn't out of the ordinary in cases like hers but it being a severe as it was we did the right thing going in. What a...

Can't make money off cable so they jack up internet prices. Get ready for home internet prices to double

She woke up in severe pain and we went in to see her doctor. They did a quick manual exam then sent us over to the ER where we are now. They'll be doing an ultrasound and hopefully give her some pain meds. As we're leaving one of th nurses goes "Hopefully you won't need surgery." Why the fuck...

God I love seeing Fchump get his shit pushed in. Plus Sonicfox is awesome in general.