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All of this fluid is from the surgery I just had. They really should have put a drain in on my left side too but at least now hopefully we have it under control. And shit man I'm all good you worry about yourself and get yourself feeling better. ps. fuck warfarin. Being on that stuff is a...

Well 4 needle sticks, 30 - 60CC syringes, and half an hour drained approximately 2 liters of fluid. I'm down about 5 pounds as well. Back next week to do it again and every week thereafter until it's resolved. Doc is hoping to stay away from putting a drain in as it would greatly increase the...

Well dang our SLP is quitting her practice to head back to a school setting so she has more family time. you should setup shop over here. Could work with noodles kid and ours. :p

Ct scan came back with no growths. However what I thought was a fat on my left side is actually fluid. A lot of it. Probably won't slice me open again which means needles. Yaaaaayyyyy

Just think if you were on Naked & Afraid you'd at least be guaranteed calories every time a worm pops out.

Well I don't know wtf happened in the last week or so but things to be finally clicking for our son. When asked to say a word he'll at least try even if it isn't close. My wife was out at a friends during bed time so I took a video of him saying "ni-night mommy" for the first time and sent it to...

Yeah that's at least who I'm talking about and I assumed that's who he was talking about.

They're pretty much telegraphing Warlock so I would imagine they have the rights to use him at least.

Certainly plenty of faggots.

I'd love to see a drink a gallon of dish soap as quickly as you can challenge. So many lulz to be had once everyone has gassy violent diarrhea.

Maybe I'm a simpleton but that legitimately blows my mind. Goddamn it that would have been sooooo much easier than years worth of fertility treatments!

Better rev up the motorboat!

Nope can't say I'd enjoy railing his wife. I'd stick to the other one.

The Dad Handful is a legit unit of measurement in my book.

I'd enjoy railing his wife too.

My wife loaded up this video for our son after having the DVD's recommended to us. The series is created by speech pathologists and while it looks boring as fuck the kid loved it and we saw/heard some crazy shit out of him earlier today. Quick update on him. He's just now starting to say words...

Anyone looking for a new job? NASA Hiring a 'Planetary Protection Officer' to Prevent Alien Contamination

My favorite robocall is the heavy robot voice telling me they're the IRS and there's a warrant out for my arrest. They then inform me it is my obligation to call them back so that they can arrest me.

Does yelling "Stop fucking calling you fucking cunts!!" in futility count as an affirmative?

I constantly get robo calls for various bullshit these days. If I do answer the damn call they leave a fucking message so I have to log into my voice mail and delete them. I'm too lazy for this shit!

That sounds horrific. My condolences.

I can't wait to get into stuff like that. Teach him shit like how to ride a bike, play various sports, and how to farm shit in my fav MMO so I don't have to. Last night he had his first night in his converted toddler bed. We had no idea how he would do but man it went way better than either of...

The ratio of good to shit is so lopsided it's laughable to think there's anything positive about eating a Big Mac.

On a scale of 1 - Sean how far back did he go to delete posts?

Positive nutrients in a Big Mac. That's a new one. lol

I've hit the most frustrating part of recovering after a large surgery like the one I had. My mind is ready to get back to "normal" but my body is like bitch please! go take a nap! OK :(

Stick to flip flops and muscle shirts. Good TV isn't your wheelhouse apparently. I just want more of the same. Don't mess with the formula!

Ours son is uncircumcised. Didn't feel there was any medical need to do it so that's that.

You just had to break the seal. Bet he felt great after taking that dump.

Just had my drain removed. Thing was barely draining anything since I got out. Maybe 5-10cc per day total. And the rash and hives are rapidly clearing after stopping the tramadol and using the cream they gave me. What a cluster fuck. Hopefully clear sailing going forward.

Back from the doctors. I've got some steroid cream and some Claritin pills. Everyone seems to think it's reaction to the Tramadol so I've stopped taking that. Now I'm going to bed and not getting up unless I've gotta take a dump until tomorrow. Fuck this shit!

They're from me scratching. It's that damn bad. I didn't realize I had hives and shit so I've stopped scratching since we found out what's going on. Shit is driving me insane.

Well this is happening now. This is from last night and this morning I now have welts on my legs and my back feels worse. I have no clue wtf is going on. Put in a call to my VNA and she's calling my doctors. A trip to Boston isn't really an option. Kind of freaking out.

You guys are too hardcore for me. Just gonna be enjoying a bowl over here.

My habits are not that extreme. I don't do dabs and I don't even have a bong. I generally slowly vape a couple bowls of my da buddha vape over a couple hours at night then head to bed. Early evening looks to be when I really really need to take things easy and lay down. Gravity is a serious bitch.

We've had Charter for 5 years and I have no complaints. On the couple occasions service was down or much slower than expected both issues were resolved without much fuss. Are they notoriously shitty in your area or something?