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  1. Noodleface

    Accidentaly Based Games

    What the fuck
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    Vasectomy Inc

    She wouldn't mind if we had another, but she (and doctors) doesn't think she can have another. This is probably the year I get snipped though.
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    Vasectomy Inc

    I've been blasting in my wife lately because something about blasting on her bothers her. I think it's time for the snip snip myself.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You don't go to Taco Bell raw dog. You have to use the app for deals. I like the luxe build your own box for $7. Then I buy about 28 more pounds of food and question my life.
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    PS6 and Next Xbox Leaks?

    I was a big console proponent of years past. But what tires me is I get a launch console, there's some issues with them, then later they launch a midlife kicker with better specs that seems closer to what they promised the console would actually be. I think for PS6 there's just no compelling...
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    Job Hunting

    Moving onto further interviews with oracle. It's gonna be the same bullshit as here, I can already tell, but the company seems way healthier right now. Slightly longer commute for a little more money. More of a side grade.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    12th anniversary today. Staying in a small house cabin with the wife and kids. Pretty perfect minus my one kid puking everywhere.
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    Parent Thread

    My big worry about this stuff is would she have been asexual if it wasn't "in" to have 300 genders/sexualities. Of course as a parent myself I'd be supportive
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    Health Problems

    The covid sweats are real. My telltale signs both times I got covid were mild fever followed by night sweats for like 5 days. Paxlovid was real rough for me. Cured me real quick but then I got the covid bounce back which was essentially another bout of covid the next week. I won't take the...
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    Twitch.tv

    I've wondered recently if she got a secret tit job
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have a feeling the judge will order you to pay X rather than go shopping with him lol He sounds very naive about life in general
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just curious... But I'm assuming he asked you to purchase a love seat,.rather than asking for money for a loveseat ? Because if so that's hilarious
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    Home Improvement

    It just made it splotchy and now I have a map of Hawaii on my patio
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    Home Improvement

    Ok this douchebag hasn't come back to seal this shit so I paid him less money than he asked. What sealer should I get for this? It's stamped concrete and his patch is just some regular concrete with some acrylic or filler or something to make it not break so easily.
  15. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    SSB finally came in and it is such a godsend. Gone is any shoulder pain while squatting. I just got a $100 bar from Amazon, as I don't think I'll be squatting 800 pounds any time soon. In fact I'm going super light for now to really work on my form again. Like .. super light.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Kids were out last night. Wife sucked my penis in pitch darkness out on the patio. Marriage is alright sometimes.
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    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    Well I am way better off than my parents were/are, so I'm trying to impart a bit of financial wisdom on them while I can. They each have a few grand in savings, but we let them have a chunk of bday/Xmas money for fun. A couple weeks ago I heard them talking to each other about both saving up...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have a friend that lives the minimalist lifestyle. I both envy him and am depressed when I see his living situation.
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    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    It was birthday/Christmas money, but this is how I feel when my wife buys me presents.
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    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    Kids really wanted a switch 2 with Mario kart. I really didn't care, but no way I was gonna spend a retarded $500. So I made a deal with them and we went halfsies. I could stomach $250 and they feel a sense of ownership with it. Mario Kart does look nice, but man what a boner killer of a system...
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    Job Hunting

    Same when my wife worked at USPS. Veterans immediately had a leg up on the process. I actually like that
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    Job Hunting

    Anyone worked for Oracle? I'm interviewing there. Their financials seem better than where I'm at now, job is 1:1 what my job is now. Wondering if I'm just moving to another retarded company if I go there though.
  23. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I'm sure it's the same for a lot of people here but the higher up you go in responsibility the less coding you do. I don't do many commits. Most of my time is meetings, emails, chats, design. My ex-boss finally recognized I am in the shit because I just cannot code. His solution is that...
  24. Noodleface

    Twitch.tv

    This is one of the greatest videos I've ever seen
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    That's probably true to an extent. I just know whenever I get tagged in a ticket and add a comment they immediately assign it to me to take it off their plate. Even if it's not remotely my issue.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I've worked with a lot of Indians And I don't know what the hell is ingrained in them from a societal standpoint but the "quick to take credit and even quicker to throw blame" is something that drives me nuts.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I squat heavy, so I can't. I do front squats sometimes too but I hate them. I ordered a SSB for my home gym based on the approvals here. I've never used one before but looks like it'll work.
  28. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Awesome dude. I'll take a recommendation from big Brahma as a solid seal of approval.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    So my shoulder range of motion sucks. I got frozen shoulder in both, did PT for about 6 months. Got rid of the pain and gave me back most of my ROM but not all of it. Because of that I can't use a regular barbell to squat. My arms just will not go back far enough. Thinking about grabbing a...
  30. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I think software engineer salaries will continue to rise. Unless everything goes to India...
  31. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    He's aware of it. I'm actually going in pretty soon by coincidence. I assure you my diabetes is under control lol
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    Health Problems

    Yeah I'll talk to my doctor about it in my yearly. It was already on my plans.
  33. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Yes. I'm working on lowering my a1c to hopefully get rid of at least one. I suspect I'll be on metformin forever.
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    Health Problems

    My BMI is under 30 and my blood sugar is well controlled, haha. Not sure if there's a misconception there about me or whatever. I've been diabetic for almost 20 years. Just kinda tired of taking meds. And with being 20 years diabetic, retinopathy wasnt exactly out of the realm of possible. One...
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    Health Problems

    Yeah type 2. I ate like shit in my early 20s (hardcore raiding) and had a genetic disposition. Haven't looked into those yet but may ask about them.
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    Health Problems

    Yeah, thanks. Unfortunately the education wasn't there when I was younger and I was shitty about going to the doctors. Prediabetes would've been a massive wakeup calo.
  37. Noodleface

    UNTAMED

    Yeah they really could've done so much better with this, it had a nice solid premise. It had no real payoff because I could see everything coming a mile away. I would not recommend either. Also it wasn't even filmed on location which made it weird.
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    Health Problems

    Scheduled 5 eye injections and 3 laser treatments. Sounds terrifying if I'm honest.
  39. Noodleface

    Wuchang: Fallen Feathers

    I actually found dark souls 1 super easy after revisiting it after playing all souls games. I did a naked run with a giant club and it was 1-2 tries for each boss (except bed of chaos being gay). I think I beat it in like 10h