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  1. Haus

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Seeing crap like this so makes me thankful that I no longer have to deal with the dating game. So if anything would be this an Anti-rustling? Or is that in Pickle Tickle territory?
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Let's see... I remember a girl who had to transfer schools when I was in 7th grade because the school we were at didn't have "accommodations" for a pregnant student.. She was actually cool, I got along with her. Although apparently someone else was getting along with her much better than I...
  3. Haus

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    They came up with a solution to this some time ago... it's called "Hookers"
  4. Haus

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    No, I think he meant "Nights" as it would also be done as a SJW Rom-Com.
  5. Haus

    Ready Player One (2018)

    As someone who did grow up in the 80's (HS class of 87 here...) this movie was great for me. I have not yet read the book and it seems like I chose the wiser path here. The charming Mrs Haus has read the book and liked the movie but was let down by some of the changes. Of course she also...
  6. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    So you're saying "Crazy in the head, Crazy in the bed".... I don't see anybody arguing with you on that point here...
  7. Haus

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Considering the last two Star Wars films how are you SURE that you didn't die on the table and this is your hell?
  8. Haus

    Health Problems

    I can attest to this. I was diagnosed as hypogonadal around 2 years ago after years of struggling with fertility issues (turns out there were issues on both sides of the fence). I clocked in on two T tests at 101 and 93. First was done by a clinic, second I had my Dr do so I could get the...
  9. Haus

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

  10. Haus

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Well as someone who owns two Pit mixes (half pit, half boxer, mom was pit and died in childbirth. They were both bottle fed by humans. But that's another story) and a Rott mix, I guess I'm a dead man walking. heh And to fill in more about the stereotypes, I will attest that all three are...
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I think we might just be saved from this, if Solo does as horribly as some are suspecting it will. Whereas they've been really "progressive" with their direction, it's becoming relatively apparent that they also have started , or accelerated, the detachment of the historical fans of this franchise.
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    Black Panther (2018)

    It's the marvel universe answer to the Speedforce...
  13. Haus

    Justice League (2017)

    You must not be over 40, once you are... you realize he was the hero in that film ;)
  14. Haus

    The Flash

    My general take on the Arrowverse so far this season.... Flash - Trying to "get the original team/mojo/feeling" back to a certain degree, and it's working to a certain degree. Still having fun with it without being out and out stupid, still needing to handwave a lot of stuff with "Speedforce...
  15. Haus

    You know you're getting old when.....

    You should probably get the ol prostate and hormone levels checked, they can do shit about that these days.... #justsayin
  16. Haus

    2018 Oscars

    I didn't watch any of the Oscars. But I am now seeing people going insane that Get Out didn't win. Whereas I don't agree with any woman who would discount Logan for being, essentially, the perfect last Wolverine story because she thinks all comic movies should be upbeat and fun I have to agree...
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    The Tick

    I thought the second half of the season was solid. I do agree with the analysis about liking overkill more in the first half of the season.
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    Black Panther (2018)

    Well, I went to see this today with the always lovely and charming Mrs. Haus.... She was expecting a lot of overt "look at how whitey destroyed the noble black people" narrative. That was definitely not present. What I saw was : So Kudos to Marvel for accurately depicting the whole paradigm...
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    A 30% drop between first and second of a SciFi trilogy is pretty significant. In it's complete run Avengers Age Of Ultron was only a 27% drop from the first Avengers movie and it was Age of F*ing Ultron for God's sake...
  20. Haus

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    A notable stat is the comparison of this movie versus The Force Awakens over their first 35 days... The Last Jedi 35-Day Total: $597,718,476 The Force Awakens 35-Day Total: $865,032,346
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    John Wick: Chapter Two (2017)

    I think a Continental series could really work. Not make it about John Wick as much as all the other characters, with possibly the occasional cameo from Keanu. I am also double in on this if it has Ian McShane but that's just because he's my spirit animal.
  22. Haus

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Finally gave in and retired my Mustang for a "grown up" car with 4 doors. Although it actually puts more horsepower to the wheels than my Mustang did....
  23. Haus

    First World Problems

    You upgrade one of your two monitors to a 4k monitor. Now your graphics card can't keep up the frame rate. Second is that within 48 hours suddenly your other monitor, that's still at 1920x1080, looks fuzzy......
  24. Haus

    Lucifer

    I'm betting this was the last of those "4 extra episodes" and they wanted to fit it in somewhere they knew they'd have people starving for new anything since it's middle of the show hole.
  25. Haus

    The Detour

    Binging this with the wife and half way through season 2. Possibly the most enjoyable "pure unfiltered wrong" comedy I know of right now. The club scene near the first of season 2 made me giggle far more than I should have.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I can only hope it will start with a new Trilogy kicking off with Billy Bob Thornton in "Bad Jedi"
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    The Grand Tour (from the guys in Top Gear)

    I loved this episode, although I am sensing one theme starting to arise.... Clarkson does something really fun and car oriented, Hammond and May go on wacky hijinx side story. I can see how they were forced into this with Hammond medical situation, but I keep waiting for him to pull May close...
  28. Haus

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    This came up in a discussion with a buddy of mine about what was really irking me about this movie. It's that it kinda wants to be Star Trek. Hear me out here... Star Trek, at it's core, has always been about presenting modern moral and philosophical dilemmas with a Sci-Fi veneer on them to...
  29. Haus

    Bright (2017)

    Watched this with the wife last night as we're in the mid season showhole. Yeah, there's no ShadowRun here in terms of story. It's straight up Urban Fantasy Orc and Elf style. You get Will Smith , once again, playing Will Smith. Which if you enjoy that, you'll enjoy this. It does have a...
  30. Haus

    Anyone got a pic of Shelly?

    It's not called motorboating if you do it with your penis... #justsayin
  31. Haus

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Well of course.. I mean look at the arcs of every major male character in the story.... Name one male character in the movie who wasn't written like either an idiot, or a blatantly malevolent ass?
  32. Haus

    Time for your ShowHole recommendations!

    We've already done Good Place and Lucifer, but with my wife's propensity for watching MurderTV, er, sorry.. InvestigationID.. I think American Vandal definitely need to be worked into the rotation.
  33. Haus

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    So I was talking with a friend last night... about how the movie seemed awkward with effectively 4 acts. Came up with a solution, which also rectifies the greatest injustice of the movie, AND lops off a solid 25 minutes of run time.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Don't let the overly doom and gloomy around here keep you from seeing it. It's not a bad film. I admit it just let me down a little in some areas, but at the same time they're dealing with a story and characters that are all but personal mythology for me. (ANH was the first movie I consciously...
  35. Haus

    Time for your ShowHole recommendations!

    OK, We now have the dead month of mid season hitting, which is Showhole Jr. Who has some solid recommendations for things people might not have watched yet? In the vein of generic Sitcoms we didn't realize could be this funny my wife and I have been binging SuperStore. Particularly funny...
  36. Haus

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    OK two observations here. I will spoiler both for the sandy-vag crowd.... and an observation I don't know if I'm wrong or not about...
  37. Haus

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    My company had an event for our customers to watch this. Just got back. I'd give it around a 5/10. Lots of the same complaints others here have but the overall ones... WAY TOO MUCH forced comedy. A joke here or there where it fits is great.. that whole bit with Poe at the beginning made...
  38. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    OK, let me clarify a few points for you... First, I didn't even know they put things that large up there until they pulled them out (Wasn't that also the name of Trex's sex tape?). It just felt hypercongested for a couple weeks while shit healed up. Kinda like a perpetual sinus pressure...
  39. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Those were plugs they put into your nose when they have to do reconstruction/repair and need something to hold your septum and nasal cavity in shape while shit heals. I had to have a ton of scar tissue removed a few years back and went through this exact thing... And my reaction to how it felt...
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    Lucifer

    I like the mid season ending/twist.