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  1. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Because we borrowed too many words from the french.
  2. Hoss

    This Year's AssHat Is....

    Some self destructed and got shown the door. I think one other got real scarce after he won, but came back eventually.
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    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    Yeah I'd agree he was the most interesting immy. But I would put Joe as my favorite supporting character. Which, Joe did show up eventually in The Raven. It definitely picked up steam as it went. But in my experience, all shows are pretty awkward in the beginning. I think it his its stride...
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Sounds like Quarks bar that the Hilton in Vegas used to have. Went along with a pretty cool ride. 2 rides towards the end. Quarks was fantastic. When it comes to star wars, I'm always a kid. But that cost though. I've been to disney a couple times and Universal studios 3 or 4 times. I...
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Yeah I really Really wanted to do that Star Wars thing. But the money. Jeezus. Is the ''windowless indoor resort'' the star ship hotel you'd spend a week in while 'in transit' to Batuu. I was willing to try that if it didn't cost so much.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Also, I would shoot your special parallel parking gestapo on sight. I assume the badge would be 2 straight lines and they would parallel park behind you when they pulled you over, so they would be easily recognizable. A true emperor would outlaw parallel parking. Streets are for fucking...
  7. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I never said I couldn't. Technically I've only ever hit the curb once and have been otherwise perfect.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I've been told Military disability is untouchable by exes though. Had an uncle who went to the VA to get disability so his ex couldn't get his military retirement anymore.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I don't think I've ever heard of a clutched automatic unless that's what paddle shifters are. During Driver's Ed I was perfect at parallel parking. Day of the driving test, the trooper asked me how my parallel parking was and I said excellent. So he went, great, it's free now, lets get it...
  10. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Cruise control is what leads to this.
  11. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Oh shit, that's right. Car Wreck.
  12. Hoss

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Cover art for new book.
  13. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Yeah well, apparently if you're over 25 you don't have to do it. I'm sure most of the bad drivers are adult immigrants.
  14. Hoss

    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    So you're saying I should save it for a night when I'm drinking. Gotcha and I can do that.
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    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    Hold on now, you're wrong on a couple of counts. First off, amanda was not one of the best characters. She was one of the characters. The spinoff didn't ruin her, she was always a cunt. It just didn't play as well when she was the lead. Second, The Raven was pretty good. I found it a few...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I'm so old that after I got my license, they did away with the road test requirement, and have brought it back again since then. Edit to add: I was originally going to respond that Tx doesn't require a road test anymore, but I decided to double check first. That's when I found out it was...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Was the retirement split in the divorce? I could see it being considered community property if they earned it while they were married.
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    Twisted Metal

    I never played the game. I clocked his voice from the first line too but I didn't figure out who it was till the race started, and at that point I thought brenjamin was roald or another of his crew because their rapport was so good. I finally had to look it up though.
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    Twisted Metal

    Well, he found out the final boss in the race was . This was after Quiet and whatever that other girls name was. Oh and the demon magician . And finally we see that and was kidnapped and being brought to his father.
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    Twisted Metal

    What he's implying is that the streaming services won't be making stuff for you to steal anymore.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When I was dating in my 30's I went out with a lot of single mothers. It's crazy, in my experience it was always the guys' fault!
  22. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Probably. #1 cause of divorce is that she's a cunt.
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    The results are in ! Pornhubs top viewed categories for 2025

    You're not getting fed ads for MSNBC and the NYTImes when you watch porn? Damn, I must have a weird algorithm.
  24. Hoss

    What happened to..........(FoH Poster)?

    seen anything like what? The lights just dimmed a few minutes ago.
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    Audiobooks

    Been listening to Doug Stanhope's audiobook Digging Up Mother. He reads it himself (mostly) and there are times where he pauses and injects more stories or explanations. He tells us up front that he's drinking while he's doing the reading. Man, he's a real piece of shit, but he's a funny...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Her pit bull attacked her other pit bull and she stepped into the middle of them. Who could have seen that coming? I like how while the pit bull was clamped down on her leg, he also somehow crushed her left hand and right arm. But it was totally the same pit bull so she only needs to put...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    I didn't watch the game, but with a final score of 30-6, What the fuck could have been going on to make you say this?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What does the law say? Coulda swore I heard somewhere that a spouse is an automatic 100% on retirement accounts. If you have someone else listed it only takes effect if the spouse is dead or if you are divorced.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    lol roasted. Well played.
  30. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Since one of the 7 was really a mando episode, that's more than fair.
  31. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Stepping on your own shoelaces. Mando was terriffic. They also made andor. Boba ... I clearly said they weren't batting 1.000. But about half of boba was good. Keep not spending money on Star Wars. Nobody cares. You remind me of my cousin who interrupts every star wars conversation with...
  32. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    He's not even giving it a chance. He's an edgelord who's so edgy he slit his own wrists. It has so many adult fans because it matured. You can't cater it to children and keep adults. Do you still watch looney tunes? Actually looney tunes might be a bad example because they had a lot of...
  33. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Fucks sake. My dog has better reading comprehension than you and he's blind. Getting rid of kennedy is the exact opposite of catering to childless faggots. He's not even talking about catering to anyone, he's talking about ending it all.
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    The results are in ! Pornhubs top viewed categories for 2025

    Pretty sure that's just OP's personal wrapped page. 'Incognito mode' lol.
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    What tickles your pickle

    My wife used to be a baker. Before she found out carbs are the devil. She made me some of those once and OMG they are so good. Get her to make you some bagels before she snatches the baking away from you completely.
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    I'm sorry you must have mistakenly taken that as a challenge to double down on the retardation. Let me make break this down for you. You want the franchise to completely stop for 20 years. You are not anyone's demo. No company in the universe wants to target a person who wants the company to...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    I didn't like him from the beginning. He is and always has been lucky. He should throw twice as many INTs every year as he actually does. It might be 3x. Linebackers and DBs drop his passes like the ball is buttered. The problem with luck is that it tends to run out when you play better...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Honestly, the best way to watch a game is with a bunch of real fans of the other team. Win or lose I'll have a better time than if I watch alone. As long as they are real fans not just haters. Haters are only fun to watch with if my boys are winning. I know micah never missed many games for...
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    That was sent to them as part of the parsons trade.