Whats rustling your jimmies?

Sylas said:

So felt a kidney stone starting to work its way down about a month ago. Pain and difficulties urinating would come in waves, would be bad for a day or three then a normal day with no pain, repeatedly. Between 1-3 days of pain followed by maybe 12-24 hours of nothing. Leading up to my thailand trip i was worried this would force me to have to cancel. A week before my flight and nothing. No pain or trouble urinating for a full week, must have passed i guess, might have been too small to notice.

Today I notice sharp pain the tip of my dick, burning sensation when I pee. Now im definitely partaking in the local faire but a: using condoms and b: its far too quick to have picked up something and have symptoms.

Thinking i may need to visit a clinic i do a quick Google on these symptoms and turns out sharp pain in the head of your dick is symptom of kidney stones stuck in the urethra. I've had stones before a few years ago and from my experience once they make it into the bladder they pass easily through the urethra. So I stare down my old one eye and holy fuck I can see it about half an inch down. Its stuck, urine is not dislodging no matter how forceful. Grab some tweezers and very carefully excise the mofo.

Thai baht (about nickel sized) for scale. Not sure if you can make it out in the pic but this bitch is casting a fucking shadow. Crystalline and Christmas tree shaped sharp ass little fucker.

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Kajiimagi said:

Just found out , purely by accident , that my wife of 17 years has me & her mother listed 50/50 on her retirement account. WTF? Turns out it's been like that since she worked at the school long enough to quality.
She didn't understand when I told her that was odd as hell.

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