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seen anything like what? The lights just dimmed a few minutes ago.

Been listening to Doug Stanhope's audiobook Digging Up Mother. He reads it himself (mostly) and there are times where he pauses and injects more stories or explanations. He tells us up front that he's drinking while he's doing the reading. Man, he's a real piece of shit, but he's a funny...

Her pit bull attacked her other pit bull and she stepped into the middle of them. Who could have seen that coming? I like how while the pit bull was clamped down on her leg, he also somehow crushed her left hand and right arm. But it was totally the same pit bull so she only needs to put...

I didn't watch the game, but with a final score of 30-6, What the fuck could have been going on to make you say this?

What does the law say? Coulda swore I heard somewhere that a spouse is an automatic 100% on retirement accounts. If you have someone else listed it only takes effect if the spouse is dead or if you are divorced.

lol roasted. Well played.

Since one of the 7 was really a mando episode, that's more than fair.

Stepping on your own shoelaces. Mando was terriffic. They also made andor. Boba ... I clearly said they weren't batting 1.000. But about half of boba was good. Keep not spending money on Star Wars. Nobody cares. You remind me of my cousin who interrupts every star wars conversation with...

He's not even giving it a chance. He's an edgelord who's so edgy he slit his own wrists. It has so many adult fans because it matured. You can't cater it to children and keep adults. Do you still watch looney tunes? Actually looney tunes might be a bad example because they had a lot of...

Fucks sake. My dog has better reading comprehension than you and he's blind. Getting rid of kennedy is the exact opposite of catering to childless faggots. He's not even talking about catering to anyone, he's talking about ending it all.

Pretty sure that's just OP's personal wrapped page. 'Incognito mode' lol.

My wife used to be a baker. Before she found out carbs are the devil. She made me some of those once and OMG they are so good. Get her to make you some bagels before she snatches the baking away from you completely.

I'm sorry you must have mistakenly taken that as a challenge to double down on the retardation. Let me make break this down for you. You want the franchise to completely stop for 20 years. You are not anyone's demo. No company in the universe wants to target a person who wants the company to...

I didn't like him from the beginning. He is and always has been lucky. He should throw twice as many INTs every year as he actually does. It might be 3x. Linebackers and DBs drop his passes like the ball is buttered. The problem with luck is that it tends to run out when you play better...

Honestly, the best way to watch a game is with a bunch of real fans of the other team. Win or lose I'll have a better time than if I watch alone. As long as they are real fans not just haters. Haters are only fun to watch with if my boys are winning. I know micah never missed many games for...

That was sent to them as part of the parsons trade.

How do you know jism wasn't named after the whale? Maybe the guy who named sperm wasn't allowed to name things anymore.

Not try. He did. That's why we're here now.

I just meant dead to us since he's not here. Last seen in 2020 though, so covid probably got him.

This isn't the out of context quote thread, ya bloody cunt!

If she's going to be Luke's wife again, it would require retconning with time travel. But I'd be happy to see her even without that part.

As long as izo necro'd the thread anyway ... I saw swagdaddy asked for future nets for daezul's post. So I handled it for him even though I didn't get the post. I feel like the request of a deceased forum member should be honored. Paid with interest.

I decided to ask the internet instead and all I got was your death certificate. Why are they mad at you? Were you selling them faulty holy mormon underwear? Selling foggy holy momron spectacles? Not jostling the bed enough during mormon soaking? Oh I misunderstood the point of view you...

Filoni is bringing in a lot of stuff from the EU though. I mean fuck, he didn't even really change the story of how boba fett survived the sarlacc. I can't remember all of it, but I'm constantly seeing EU stuff show back up and I love it. Still waiting on Mara Jade though.

You got that backwards. Scientologists are actively hated and mormons are generally just disliked. Except for the splinter groups that rape their children, but as a mormon you probably don't claim those groups anyway. @Lightning Lord Rule Tad has edit suggestions that you guys don't seem to...

Is this what replaced dog fighting? pitdaddies just need a reason to gather and fellowship with one another.

Did you listen to the sound? Sounded like the usual suspects laughing and taunting the judge.

I'm impressed they bothered to get it right. 2 cane corsos and a rottweiller.

Is that a disqualification or bonus points?

I hope you pulled the phone away from your mouth and loudly said "He can see them. How can he see them?"

The joke is that he's running lots of shit. Edit: And I saw a tweet where Rubio specifically denied that he would be taking over as GM for the dolphins. So I think that makes the cowboys gig more likely.

Did they ever do any high republic shows? I know there are some books, and so far I like them (I think I'm only about 2 or 3 in). Personally, I'd be fine with them using the time travel introduced in rebels to retcon the sequels. But I don't think Ford or Hamil would come back, so it's...

WTF are you talking about? I'm 3/8ths injun. You're lucky I'm not running you fuckers off of my land. What do you mean by 'had an injun anything'?

I love me some jalapenos, but habaneros just have heat with no flavor. Serrano is about as hot as I go. After that they stop tasting good. Oh and I should add that in this particular sauce, habanero was just the only ingredient I recognized. The first ingredient was something that started...

Rumor has it that Trump is finally taking the actions we hired him for.

uni is a girl. That's an acceptable form of gayness.

Something I just said at lunch. Look, just because I can count to three in mexican doesn't mean I'm stupid enough to eat habanero sauce

If you're talking about pretend men, they can do it voluntarily. I wonder what % do. Pretend women do unless their state allows them to change their official gender.

That's what these are for. Just make sure you have 2 or more in case you drop your grabber. I initially got one to pick up brass at the range. But I found myself constantly getting it to pick up some shit that fell slightly under a table or chair. So now I have at least 5.