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I recently did a double play of DS3, to get pumped for this remake. I never thought I would fight something more annoying than the two snow cats at the end of DS2, but holy fuck Darkeater Midir just completely escapes me on how to beat that fight. And this after soloing just about every boss...

Strong contender for post of the year, right here.

... a little more Hodj and a little less Keg please... at least in this part of the forum.

Were you broken up at that point or still pretending to be a couple? The fact that you did not bang Tucan Sam 2.0 and are still getting shit on over it is sad and hilarious. If you are going to eat a shit sandwich for dipping your wick you should at least seal the deal on it. Obviously Donkey...

@fred sanford Your opinion has been noted. But these two shit on this community so hard that this sort of public flogging is basically justice. It sucks for the kids, but they had no chance in the first place. We sat through years of these sociopaths taking a dump on everything, I think we...

Yeah I was just going to say isn't this like the 3rd time noodle quit? Kind of a bummer cuz now we have to find another slightly to the left mod who's not completely fucking insane which is basically impossible. Someone asked a while back what a townie is it's basically an old term for a...

Not at all shocked

My actual point if you weren't rushing so fast to pick up your sword and defend the lady was that people who are completely waste of humanity should not be allowed to breed in the first fucking place. You should be intimately familiar with this concept on many levels just from reading your posts...

I noticed you didn't say I was wrong about any of this. That's okay running theme of this bored lately is that the truth sucks. Factors you can't save everyone in the best way to prevent other people from following this path is to point out the Folly involved. I'm sorry you gave up on Humanity...

@Lendarios If she had any other value as a person, maybe.

One last post here, before I get back to work: Trex banging some old dude for buckaroos is not even mock worthy in her case. Its just par for the course for some hook beaked millennial self absorbed townie from Portland, frankly. That's just her punching a time clock, in the scheme of things...

On the one hand, Tyen is the kind of guy that this might not occur to (e.g. a self centered sociopath), but on the other Trex is so batshit that it likely would not matter even if he actually tried. Exhibit A: Browserman being sexually assaulted by the Drunken Donkey video posted earlier.

This is just you subconsciously trying to correct a couple of grievous sins being committed against the gene pool. Or maybe a nutty drama (and apparently literal) whore should not crank out kids and add hormone imbalance to the list of things making you crazy. I am genuinely curious if you...

One of a long series of 80s brunette stars who went completely batshit for some reason. Still, sad to see her pass.

Blame Keg and Scratch. Everyone is tightening up their assholes out of fear of losing this place, not realizing that doing so in effect fulfills that fear.

Put me in the skeptical but buying it for now camp. On the one hand, these two are unrepentant trollers who have nothing better to do with their time. On the other hand, they are both such townie pieces of shit that it is completely believable. If this is fake, they are probably laughing...

Lol

Still does not explain what happened to her ass. Cpt Marvel should not have a more manly ass than Spider-Man.

Are their any tits on this show yet?

I am kind of like you (german upbringing) in the one and done category, plus I cannot imagine a better fit for me than my wife (who is also my best friend). I am a fat bastard and no lawyer, so fishing for gold diggers is not an option, but I have to think that it is unfulfilling unless getting...

Yeah if that's the case, then she was probably not comfortable enough to have him pop in. She still over-reacted in a "my uncle once touched me in my no no place" kind of way and that (combined with sending nudes) is another crazy red flag, but Voyce is probably in the wrong in that scenario...

No idea how long you have been married, but I am guessing its similar to me. The nature of the game has changed so much in just the last few years and when you are older, finding an available women without tons of baggage is impossible. Even if the nature of the game itself had not changed...

a_skeleton_03 is probably right, but I do think there is merit to the argument that Cad has it so well that he does not have a reasonable grasp of the current state of dating. I have friends playing the field and it is fucking terrifying. The internet ramped up the easy hookup options over...

I think you over-reacted, but she set off some odd red flags there so you are likely better off. I get not wanting to admit fault, but a simple "I am sorry I didn't communicate more clearly about this." might have worked better to salvage your pride and calm her down. But it sure seems like...

I actually like the actor that they picked to play Han, having seen him in other things (Hail Caesar in particular) where he was good. But he definitely is miscast in this role. I am not sold on the Lando choice, either, but I stuggle to think of anyone who might be a better fit in that part...

He needs to contact the bank asap and freeze the account. Then he needs to lawyer up, pronto. The sooner he tags this as fraudulent, the faster he can get answers and the better case he can make when the inevitable happens and she turns up in some other ex-jarheads studio apartment burning...

This. Cad is probably trying to gin up some more business for his industry. Or he has never had to defend himself in the court of public opinion from a psycho woman.

Cad, you are a smart pragmatic guy. How does that USUALLY pan out? How is a hidden camera going to be portrayed by her bulldyke feminist lawyer in court? All she has to do is paint a picture of either being controlled with the surveillance or imply entrapment (if hidden cameras are even legal...

Snatch Animal House 1941 Tropic Thunder Hot Fuzz No particular order, but those are my five that consistently make me laugh no matter how many times I see them. Honorable mention to Big Lebowski.

The man was awesome on many levels and generated a lot of good press and respect for the USMC. They just don't make men like that anymore. Rest in Peace, Mr. Ermey.

Youare a lawyer. What happens when he retaliates in that situation? Legaly and in court.

Seriously, unless there is a weapon in her hands, there is NEVER a reason to ever even threaten a woman with physical violence. It makes you less than a man and gives her the moral high horse on every fight and dispute that ever follows. Seriously, Lend, I talk a lot of shit at you but if...

Isnt that more or less mandatory for even a forehead kiss in Canada these days?

Half in the Bag review is pretty spot on, for the most part. I personally, did not care about the abundance of CGI. My main issue was that the real world was not bad enough to justify all of humanity checking out on RL for the oasis, let alone the hellscape the book presented. Well, that and...

PS- I actually like Stanley Kubrick and his works a great deal, but watching Spielberg try to ape him on screen lately irritates me for reasons I cannot entirely grasp.

On further reflection, I like it less than I did when I walked out. I went in looking forward to some 80s noir and future dystopian world, but left with the same kind of disappointment I had after I left The Last Jedi. If I had to point to two things, I would say the inept world building and...

Saw it this afternoon with the wife who read the book all I knew about it going in was the horrible Wil Wheaton audiobook we listen to well we were on the way to Texas when we moved here. Not knowing the story I put it as one of Spielberg's worst movies. He should just resurrect Kubriaks cock...

Not sure if you have had a live in woman long enough to know this, but a lot of women insist on the lower sitting seat being down while the lid is up at all times so they can take a shit late at night in the dark. Its amazing how much the act of lifting a lid at 3am infuriates women. And I am...