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Pretty much this. I had a couple posts deleted by Millie, but otherwise largely ignored the issue. But the couple purges that happened over the years did piss me off, as a lot of good posters were banned (and admittedly, a lot of morons were too). Her/his stance on the posting of child...

lol, that Maury thing with the pickle phobia chick is solid fucking gold. I mean they send her to a fucking pickle factory. Who needs therapy when you can just fucking terrify someone who is mentally ill, right?

Classy!

So fucking what? Life"s hard in general. Is banging your head up against the wall repeatedly for the past year any easier? Man up and get the fuck out. Your marriage didn"t work, your most recent attempts at a relationship haven"t worked, and she"s seeing a guy that in all honesty has a lot more...

What? No, you didn"t fucking listen. You kept fucking your wife and the 19 year old at the same time. And came here to brag about it, and we were pleased with your offering of vag and titties. And apparently at some point the ex-wife shut off the taps again. How is that listening to everyone...

I"m not going to lie and say that I think she"s the most awesome person ever. I honestly don"t know at this point. Nor am I going to say that her looks aren"t a major part of my interest, up to this point. They most definitely are, she"s a good looking girl. I"ve only hung out with her on...

/livejournal So we exchanged a few more texts at about 5pm that afternoon, she said she wasn"t sure what she wanted to do, I threw a few ideas out, and she responded that she was gonna eat dinner with her family and call me later. So later comes and she calls around 7pm. I had just done a...

haha, it"ll turn back to the relationships for at least awhile, I will see to that! Haven"t spoken with Chuck since she lost her mind on Sunday, but chatted briefly on Facebook with her yesterday. She started the chat session, asked if my car had come in (I had mentioned I was waiting for some...

That"s all fine and dandy if you"re a jew or negro. Not so much for the rest of us.

You know, for now I"d just be thrilled if they could KEEP hair on my head, let alone get rid of it elsewhere.

Personally I just use a Braun foil type electric razor every couple of days (and yes, a cold taught sack is ideal), and then every couple of weeks I"ll use a Mach3 to catch all the wee ones that the Braun inevitably misses. And yes, keep the beard trimming attachments or clippers the FUCK...

FWIW, my penis is currently flacid and resting.

Well like I said, it"s one thing if a lady friend goes to church and is involved in the community aspects of it with her family and congregation. That I don"t have a problem with. But what if they were fundamentalist? Like, hate gays, don"t believe in evolution, that kind of thing? I wouldn"t...

To recap, she had not been on birth control for at least the past 6 months because she was avoiding relationships and guys in general due to several bad relationships in a row and because she didn"t like how it affected her moods and weight. So yeah, go find some crow! *edit* damn, that...

Oh come on, I have a history of sarcasm on these boards and one of my livejournal posts here was about me fucking up and being too sarcastic IRL. K, because that shit would not go well probably. I can just picture me walking in to the church and them speaking in tongues (I don"t think they...

Monday actually. Friday is for moose fucking, and Saturday is beaver "gerbilling".

pfft, as if I want you sick greasy fucks at my wedding!

Apparently he is using this thread to pick up whores and strippers. I think we can all approve.

heh, I have a shredder at home. And seriously, thanks again for the advice gents. You"re all invited to my bachelor party when I marry her yeah I guess it"s not half bad, just seems weird for a first date: "Hey, want to go hang out at the mall?" I dunno, not dissing!

To me shopping is a couple dates in to a relationship. First date should be something fairly brief, like you said 2-3 hours, but with activity so that it keeps things moving along. Maybe hitting up a driving range or mini golf or bowling or billiards, or god forbid, the cliched coffee/drink...

Hey man, Jimmy Pop said it best: this dick don"t hit the bottom, but it"ll blow the sides out.

1/ To me either you"re going to have to finish it off yourself, or deal with it. I find that once you hit 25, sex pretty much becomes the expected "norm" pretty early in a relationship. There"s not the highschool era progression of hand->blow->sex (after 6 months of telling her you love her)...

She wasn"t in any relationships as I said, and said that it really fucks with her moods (no shit!) and her weight. And no, she isn"t going to try to get preggers to lock me up or something, she wants to travel and that would pretty much destroy her chance to do so. But then again, more fucked...

Umm, no. As I said I met her on a ski trip and while I didn"t hang out that much over the weekend with her, we did ride back together for 8 hours on a bus and it was great. Then she came to my Christmas party and stayed until 2pm the next day, and everything was great again. Then the following...

I don"t get that from her at all though. I just think that she"s confident in her looks, but not so much with the rest of herself and that she"s been used and abused a couple times by assholes. And again, she just started on BC in the past couple days, I"m sure that"s amplifying the drama. I...

That"s the thing though, up until last night and for a couple minutes last week I hadn"t seen any indication that she was an emotional trainwreck. She was always happy and joking around and seemed to be just an overall really fun, easy going girl. But that"s what happens as you get to know...

I"d say she"s either had legitimate stuff come up, and she"ll get in touch when it works for her, or she"s changed her mind. Either way, no point in pursuing her further. If she"s interested, she"ll find you.

Something hit me like a ton of bricks while I was trying to count baseboard zone valves... back at my place she made a comment along the lines of "did you notice me do anything on the train ride?" and I was like "what, no, why?" And she mentioned that she had got birth control and had popped a...

lol, fuck y"all, all y"all. Short version: we went to the hockey game last night, all went well during the game and getting back to my place, she pretty much sexually assaulted me (I was planning on taking Aychamo"s advice and not getting physical at all), but then things took a strange turn...

lol, I knew full well when I sent her that "essay" that it would probably come across as creepy. But for whatever reason I still wanted to get it off my chest and felt better for having done it. We"ll see if it blows up in my face or not. Thanks for the date ideas.

Or a support group when one of us inevitably ends up sobbing like a little girl. So yeah, after reading some of the advice from Heylel and others, I started to feel like a pretty huge jackass. You see, I"m incredibly sarcastic and have a hard time being serious about pretty much anything IRL...

^it was started in Canada, Vancouver specifically. Seriously, in Edmonton most of the profiles are totally normal, cool chicks. The ratio of good looking to average/ugly is probably about the same as it is IRL. It"s quality, for my uses anyway. Although I"ve recently disabled my profile for the...

Herpes ain"t clearing up with some antibiotics.

Personally I"ve always enjoyed it, with a couple exceptions of girls that had either excessive hair or odour. I guess I"m just a giver.

nah, cause I don"t really play video games anymore. I mean if I find myself with a few spare hours I will, but on average I might play games 2-4 hours a week these days. How naive I am :/

heh man, it"s not like it"s my fault! What would you do at 4am hammered drunk with a really hot, also hammered drunk, girl laying in your bed? But yeah, you"re probably right, things would have been best had we not hooked up that first night and just hung out the next afternoon like we had. And...

I"m kind of with Aychamo on this. "Go that far"? She"s typing a couple dirty words in to a computer, that"s not far at all for fuck"s sake. I"ve never understood phone sex, let alone cybering. Back to PoF:friendlyfuxxx beaches, swimming, volleyball, tennis, amusem Winnar? Or someone...

heh, was going through profiles that had looked at mine on PoF and found this gem:uknowuthinkimsexy1784 honest caring and kind men rofl, she even has "doesn"t want children" selected. I"m assuming she"s looking for a nice, honest, and caring man to throw her down a flight of stairs or two?

Texts really are a goldmine for cell companies. The amount of data over their network for a single text that costs .15-.25 (if you don"t have a plan) pales in comparison to the amount of data a minute of a voice call would, yet they"re charging about the same for either. What a joke.

Yeah, it is pretty amusing how some people absolutely MUST be in a relationship at all times to feel like a valid human being. Equally amusing are the ones that dive in to relationships with both feet and think they are madly in love within a couple weeks. Wasn"t there a study that showed the...