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lol yeah, it"s pretty funny reading some girl"s profiles. It"s like they decided they"d make one that was as repulsive to the opposite sex as possible. My favorite line would have to be "I want a man who knows how to take care of me." Roughly translated, that means "I am a gold digging whore...

Pretty much this. Personally I think it"s damn near impossible to judge someone"s personality by their profile or even chatting online. You have to meet someone and hang with them to get an idea of what kind of person they truly are. I mean if they"ve got some glaringly obvious personality...

*shrug* I"m a single guy in my mid to late 20"s who likes going away for weekends or travelling and in general having a good time. I"m not a bar star anymore, but I do still drink on a fairly regular basis. It"s awesome that you guys enjoy having children, but it"s something that I"m totally...

nah, it says right in the profile something about she has a daughter who has a good father and she"s not looking for another father for her daughter. It"s not a total deal breaker or anything, I"ll probably meet up with her regardless, but it"s definitely a strike against.

Kind of. I"m not doing this for hookups, unlike your esteemed self. I mean I"m not looking for a wife either, but I am looking for a relationship (whether it"s serious or casual I don"t much care). And a kid (who always comes with a father) is a pretty complicating issue.

lol, Aychamo, you"re such a whore. It"s great. So yeah, messaging back and forth still with numerous girls, most have gone nowhere but some are. One chick the back and forth was pretty entertaining, she had a great sense of humor and seems super cool, so I told her to shoot me her number and...

Still messing around on POF. Just messaged a girl without reading her profile, and after she responded I did read it. Turns out she"s an apprentice plumber working for a family business. I either just found my soulmate, an employee, or my cousin.

This isn"t fake or a troll. Go look at Galiem"s posting history. He"s just a really, really strange dude. Galiem, please post that pic of your first wedding to confirm Screamfeeders interpretation to complete this thread of ownage.

rofl, looks about right. Seriously, he posted a pic of his wedding in the past, and he was wearing his military uniform. Some combination of Screamfeeder and Erronius" efforts would be about right.

Again though, have you guys seen a pic of Galiem? He looked like Gollum with a beard and a military uniform. Sorry man, but it"s the truth :/

lol, nothing more entertaining than driving down the highway in January when it"s -20C with all the windows open because 4 dudes have engaged in MAD fart wars.

Galiem is well versed on what happens when you post RL pics or stories on these boards, he deserves nor expects any sympathy. At least this bitch should be able to tackle the asshole in the BMW before he makes off with her purse. But seriously, I want a pic of you two as a couple, because...

Well this one got off to a good start: Again though, should I be moving in for the kill pretty much immediately? Oh and pics, this one may not be all that hot actually. I"m a fan of the thinner girls, but she looks like a goddamn anorexic. Ah well, the winner is the thinner and all that.

We need a goddamn map to make sure no one"s overlapping. Dibs on Alberta.

It probably varies a lot from area to area since it"s a newer site, but it"s already the largest on the planet because it"s free and has very few rules overall. It"s run by like one dude who hires other people as he needs them. You can obviously tell as the website is fairly shoddy. But for me...

ILoveIslam Reading, shopping, cooking, cleaning, sports, Quite possibly the most difficult gaming target ever. Screen name: ILoveIslam First date: I don"t date. Dating is haram.

I think some sort of activity is pretty important, so that you"re not forced to concentrate on ONLY conversation for the entire duration. I think dinner is a brutal first date, personally, because you haven"t established any common ground and depending on both of your personalities, it might be...

Thanks for the tips, things are still going with the Palin look alike, so maybe I can steer it back to more irreverent shit. She"s applying to be a cop in a couple weeks, so I"m sure I can work in some handcuff comments.

Typically it peters out before I even get around to asking. After about 5-6 messages back and forth, sometimes more. I think my main problem is I have a tendency to just start talking about boring shit like work, school, whatever. I guess I"m not sure what the ground rules are, are you supposed...

Yeah, I find that it gets replies about 30% of the time on plentyoffish.com, which actually isn"t all that amazing. Better than I had been doing with writing a reply tailored to their profile, trying to start a conversation based on something in it. My profile"s not half bad, I don"t think, I...

^methinks we need a thread on whether you"d have sex with a hot, but severely mentally disabled girl. I"d be under "only if no one found out."

Looks cute to me, in an elvish kind of way.

Definitely not a 10, and definitely not exactly a difficult job to get in to that chick"s pants judging by her profile pics.

Well, it opens the door anyways. What you do once you get in the door is what matters. For me personally, I sent the exact same message to 7 girls on plentyoffish (so a dating website, not myspace or something, so yes that obviously increases the odds). I got 3 responses fairly quickly, one...

rofl, first reply in under 5 minutes. This shit is gold Jerry, gold! I really have no idea what I"m doing here, but we"ll see.

Fuck it, I am trying that shit on plentyoffish.com right now.

^this from the guy showing the brown eye all over the net?

I build condos for a living, as a mechanical contractor. And let me tell you, there"s far more things that can turn around and bite you in the ass with a condo building than a typical house. Far more. I wouldn"t buy a unit in probably 90% of the buildings in this city. Maybe it works differently...

^hey jackass, no one said you don"t still need to have a lawyer doing the legal/titles shit. I sold my first condo on my own without a real estate agent, and the buyer did not have one either. It was fucking easy. Outside of a couple hundred bucks for the legal fees and a dozen weekends spent...

I can understand having a REA if you have a large house worth a lot of money. They DO know how to sell oil to an arab, there"s no question there. And on houses that large, they"re probably going to be willing to negotiate on the commission. But for buying/selling small houses or condos, I just...

Very much agreed on real estate agents. Most are either total scum, dishonest, or just plain old incompetent. It"s a fucking racket as far as I am concerned. If you"re feeling ballsy, you can just skip the agent part if the seller"s agent is willing to let you, and then negotiate a much lower...

Probably cause it"s full of pretentious money grubbing bitches. Who are amazingly hot.

No, I mean like the crazy fucked up Scientology video that got into the wild where he"s going off about SP"s and so on. Seriously, not recently, but a few weeks or months ago I think you and Dabamf or someone were going back and forth talking about shit, and the amount of lingo you were using it...

New what?

I"m really going to have to look in to this shit. Because while I do alright, I do not get nearly as much ass as I should (I"m pretty awesome, seriously). And quite honestly, I don"t even really WANT to get a whole lot of random ass. I"d just like to have the confidence and ability to approach a...

I thought it was some gigantic hairy mole, to be honest.

I"d say most girls are like that, even the "good" ones. It"s fucking bizarre. They"ll scream up and down about how they can"t find any nice guys, all guys are assholes and so on, but the absolute fucking worst thing you can do when initially dating a chick is to be straight up, honest, and nice...

Well fuck, where were you on the 18th hole today when I had a dick out?

Would you fucking blow him already? Christ.

lol, is that a spinoff from How I Met Your Mother? Awesome.