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The Michael Jordan one was awesome.

Mostly just watching it. I cannot fucking stand NASCAR for example, but doing a few laps would be pretty goddamn fun.

And you could pick about a billion things better to do, is my point. Liking drag races says something about a person. And they are not good things.

A more pointless "sport", I cannot imagine. I guess just hope someone"s car blows up and they die, that"ll be exciting!

I totally called it. Just get etoille and kegkilla in here and we"ve got the 4some I predicted.

lol, that"s my fave line from Family Guy I think.

More of a "daddy issues" post, no? Good story anyway!

Overall I agree with you, except for the whole "sociopaths are all fuckups" claims you"ve made. That"s completely untrue, and in fact there"s plenty of evidence that sociopathic tendencies can be VERY advantageous for some individuals in big business and finance.

Because you are a drama queen!

I"m totally on the "he"s just doing what I"d do" train in terms of dude"s fucking your woman. Unless you know them, then yeah it"s on. Although when I found out a chick I fucked around with was married I did feel pretty bad about it. Girlfriend is one thing. Wife is another. Especially when...

ahah, I win! Not that I"m gay or anything, but you should be doing way the fuck better than her anyway. I might have sex with you if I wasn"t afraid you"d rip me in two.

Fair enough, I mean obviously without a detailed timeline it"s difficult for me to effectively be your judge and jury. Obviously yes the first few times you go out you"re just getting to know each other, and there"s no problem dating or fucking around with other people. Everyone"s going to have...

I"m not trying to berate you or anything, just trying to point something out to you. You claim that sex with these randoms for the most part is meaningless to you, it"s just sport fucking, a good time the way I"d enjoy a really good powder run on a ski hill or others would enjoy a concert or...

Yeah, I"ve never understood why some people seem so set on burning every bridge they"ve ever crossed. For the most part I"m on at least decent terms with every girl I"ve dated. But did she know you were sleeping around with other girls when you were dating, prior to being sexually active. I...

He said he was screwing randoms while working on dating the love of his life. I worded that incredibly poorly, so sorry if I wasn"t clear, but that"s what I was referencing. If the girl he was dating was fine with him messing around while they laid the groundwork for a relationship, no harm no...

I think the important thing is whether or not the girls know he"s dating someone else or the girl he"s dating knows he"s fucking others on the side. If they don"t, then yes, it"s deception and manipulative and it"s a shitty thing to do to them. Sociopathy I think is a little over reaching, he...

lol yeah, I certainly won"t be offended by people saying tl;dr, I kind of typed it all out for me. I"ve never kept a diary, but I can see why people do. Like I said, I"ve moved past and have written off anything ever happening again, whether I want it to or not. My bigger concern is my inability...

I"ll try to keep this short, no one wants to read a novel. I initially said "I don"t think she broke my heart", but after writing this out that"s a ridiculous thing to say looking back. But I also think she flipped a switch in my head permanently. It"s hard to explain, but I"ll try. Some...

Damn, how can I argue with logic? :/ You have 47 chromosomes, don"t you?

Fuck no, don"t allow any of these cam whores to get accounts. It"ll just turn in to a feeding frenzy just like Lucykemp was, even if they"re slightly more intelligent. These chicks will roll in here, announcing to the world that they"re a "female gamer" and a good proportion of the board"s...

Honestly, I don"t much care if we see her titties. She should bake each and every one of us cookies. Or something. In the shape of her tits. With FOH SS icing and Nibs for nipples. Yeah.

I was like 11 :/

Sorry for the thread necopsy, but I"m like two weeks behind here. We"re getting a pic of her titties right? Right? I"m pretty sure if Tuco goes back and checks your original post he"ll confirm that you made that promise.

Yeah the tubes that connect to your nuts can do all sorts of fun things. After my hernia operation, the one to my left nut must be all tangled or knotted, because it rides much higher than it did before. I guess that"s why we have two? I was too busy clutching my balls on the ground to do much...

Who the hell but hardcore mountain bikers would think to wear a cup? Maybe he was some sort of racer, but shit if I"m going to the mountains for the weekend and thinking of doing some biking, my first thought isn"t "oh shit where"s my cup?" That said, depending on how bad the damage was, it...

Yeah, with those last couple posts I"d say we"re done here, Hall of Fame time.

I constantly joke I have a small penis. I don"t, but I find if anything girls get a good laugh out of it. "hey, nice car!" "Thanks, I have a tiny dick." teeeheeehee Then slap them across the eyes with the tip from 3 feet away.

That"s only about a 1.9" diameter. That"s not exactly huge, but that"s certainly girth to be proud of.

There"s another joke there somewhere.

This is gold, and I will be employing it in the future. I always used Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day, but alas I like English accents :/.

mmm, cooked just right

Well, I"d say consistency, coloration, odour and texture are also important. Perhaps taste if you"re Quineloe.

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We all know the best course of action here: sue.

I"ve had a queasy stomach the past few days for some reason, and that fucking page did not help. Voted for #4 for great podiatry justice! Or however you spell it.

err, I forgot to mention that she was. A squirter that came if you looked at her the right way. It was over the top.

They do, they"re called elongated toilets. Most building codes dictate that they"re required in public bathrooms, along with the open front seat, for just that reason. The bowl is more oval shaped than round, and typically they"re about 2 inches longer. Let"s turn this into a plumbing...

Damn, was gonna change that last bit to 180mm. Doesn"t that sound huge?!

That"s a really good point. When talking about this subject with some girls, it"s happened on a couple different occasions that the ladies have been asked how long they think 6 or 7 inches is. And pretty much none of them can do an approximation that"s within 2 inches. They"re all over the...

And you like men. So it"s not just a clever name!