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lol, which is why I was joking!

I don"t think so, no. But who knows what shit girls will read in to what you say. I agree that I almost want to say it as well right now, but I think the general rule of "let her say it first" is a good one to go by. How about "I think you"re really neat"?

heh, outside of high school relationships, I"ve never dropped an "I love you". Been saving that shit!

haha yeah, I was being sarcastic. Knowing what I do about her and how she"s fairly sweet and innocent (but without being naive), she"d not be impressed if I went and messed around on her. Then again, I told her the whole New Year"s story about me trying to pick up that picnic table fucking...

/livejournal Well, she made it pretty clear when she first came over that there would be no sex as indeed the plumbing was doing a solids test, so to speak. I just got a new bed and mattress and don"t yet have sheets for it, so I wasn"t going to push my luck and wreck my bed the day after I got...

Lillies are cool, right? She said those are her favorite. Had that not come up in conversation, I"d not have even thought of it.

I was under the impression it pretty much forces an instant menstruation, but after reading a bit on it, that appears to not really be the case, although it"s dependent on what point in the cycle she"s at. Dammit Jim, I"m a plumber not a doctor!

heh, I"ll have to look up some info on the how the morning after pill affects the old plumbing, cause I was kind of assuming that shit would be out of commission physically, if not emotionally.

/Livejournal So yeah, haven"t seen her since I dropped her off at home on Saturday, but spoke with her last night and a bit Monday. She "did what she had to" and barring any miracles, I should not be a father in 9 months. Praise be unto baby jesus, so long as he"s not trying to immaculately...

So question: is picking up Hooter"s waitresses actually something to be proud of in the US? Because up here, picking up a Hooter"s waitress means you"re going home with a 35-40 year old piece of white trash with big hair, okay tits, and a wide ass. They"re very far down the ladder of places to...

Is it bad that it seemed like a good suggestion?

Whatever, would having the next Steve Nash be okay with you as well?

pfft, so do I, then maybe my sons will have a shot at the NHL unlike my short assed self. And, you know, hair past 30. Oh and yeah, the thread has kind of morphed between a group therapy, group gang bang, and group circle jerk thread through it"s history. So far I have not had to eat the...

Hilariously enough, shedoeshave the sharpest elbows I"ve ever seen.

Sounds like we"re more like NYC, but not quite as serious. If someone is a "couple" that means they"ve been going out for at least a month or two, they"re exclusive, and may well be living together. But obviously it varies from person to person and couple to couple. Oh yeah it"s way too early...

I dunno, I guess I"m a bit of a control freak and like having my shit sorted. I seriously do not like the initial part of starting a relationship, I like either being single or being in a nice, comfortable spot. Not this "oh shit why hasn"t she called, should I call? But what if I look needy if...

Very, very true. Most people, and not girls in general, are functionally illiterate. Not only can they not keep up a conversation by asking questions or making comments on your profile or messages, there"s a very good chance that they barely understood whatever you sent them in the first place...

Livejournal alert. heh, I know, that"s what I keep telling myself. But all of today I"ve been constantly thinking about her and the situation last night with the condom coming off. She told me she"d call today, and hadn"t called by early this evening so I called her cell and left a message. No...

An imposter I guess. I was on Druzzil, and deleted the character shit, 5 years ago I think. Edit: also, I"d love to provide you guys with pics, there"s a ton of her on Facebook, but I"d rather not do anything to fuck things up accidentally. Perhaps in the future.

I was a cleric :/ But yeah no worries, I wrote it out for more for myself than anything.

So yeah, changing gears to Livejournal here: went to the hockey game last night with the chick I"d met on a previous ski trip. To refresh the story, she"s 21, almost 6" tall, gorgeous, a Coors Lite Maxim girl on the weekends, and cool as hell. Really good sense of humor, seems pretty...

Well actually I saw her pop a pill when we were eating lunch, and she kind of giggled about how she wasn"t sure if they should be mixed with liquor. Which wasn"t a problem, since she ordered some god awful vodka and coffee drink that she took two sips of, and I proceeded to finish since she...

I have kind of a funny story from a New Year"s ski trip, somewhat at my own expense. I wouldn"t say my heart was broken, but I was a little pissed off. I"ll try to keep it to the minimum details. So another one of the bus guides and his girlfriend had convinced one of the girls from their bus...

Thankfully I"m dead inside and haven"t had a relationship extend past about 4-5 months without losing interest in the girl, so I don"t think you"ll be hearing much drama from me.

Nice, thanks for the info. She"s dutch, I"m not (raised Roman Catholic but pretty strong atheist). I think for now I"m going to just avoid the subject entirely and see how things go. The other issue with her is that she"s mentioned her friend is leaving this weekend to travel Australia and SE...

haha, I doubt it. She"s a pretty sweet, innocent kind of girl from what I"ve seen (Coors Lite hostess stuff aside). She said she"d not had sex in 5 months, and I believe her. I shouldn"t have said "hook-up" though, she specifically said "make out" in reference to New Year"s, IE: kiss someone as...

Success! I have the worst rug burn on my knees ever. I need new bed sheets or something, that shit is like sandpaper. Turns out she"s probably a keeper, barring any well disguised mental defects that have not yet reared their heads. She even encouraged me to find someone else to hook up...

Many girls have tramp stamps, and while I think it may indicate that they"re a little more promiscuous than others, I don"t think it says a TON. Clit piercings though? Only whores get those.

Personally, I think it IS pretty creepy picking chicks up on Facebook or Myspace (never used MS myself). Random chicks anyway. If you know her from say, the bus list from your last ski trip, then have at her. Facebook can be pretty Serious Business for most people.

Looks to me like none of those are full breeds. Normal asian chicks don"t look like that, for the most part. Personally I"m a fan of the dark eyes and skin, but don"t like most actual asian looking girls facial features. Hybrids tend to be smoking hot, though. Really? I think she looks pretty...

^that"s why I"m always nervous posting pics of the girls from there. Even if they don"t play, they might know someone who does. FOH has a pretty large readership (lurkers vs. posters ratio is huge). Just secured second set of digits from POF. Chick seems pretty cool, but can"t really tell too...

*shrug* like I said, about 30-40% response rate, and pretty much every response has been positive. And that"s sending it to more or less the best looking 21-29 year olds I come across on POF. Girls that are probably getting a dozen or more emails a day. I think that"s a pretty good response...

Why in the fuck is she even on a dating website? What the hell man. You think she"d crank the baby out and give it a month or two for the plumbing to heal up a bit before she started trolling for another dude to pay child support.

You know, if this girl actually lets me touch her again, I"ll be in heaven. edit: sorry pic removed due to face shot

Okay seriously, just added Chuck on Facebook. I have no idea why this girl is interested in me. But I think I may be in love. #1 Brunette with leggings on the left #2 Right (removed due to clear shot of face)

Alright, so this is the dating advice/brag about how much pussy you get thread now: Fuck, I hate how when it rains it pours. As it turns out, the bus I guided over the weekend was one large group of friends, about 45 of them. Well over half were women, which is unheard of on ski trips (normally...

heh, I can"t believe some girls have actually replied back "I don"t date ugly dudes", that"s fucking terrible. Be glad that you didn"t waste any more time on them. Me personally, I"m pretty average. Not very tall at 5" 9", not in very good shape (I"m not fat or chubby, but I could stand to...

I honestly don"t understand how you guys aren"t finding decent chicks:

Sorry, triple post. I think it"s bizarre that some of you can"t find decent chicks on there. I guess it"s just really regional. Because there"s hundreds of decent and hot chicks in Edmonton, and we"re not exactly known for our women (huge beef fed fat asses).

So as far as bad pics go, this chick just messaged me. I mean fuck, she looks awful but probably isn"t nearly as bad (first pic is her profile pic). And no, I didn"t message her first.