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  1. OU Ariakas

    Scary Movie (2026)

    I was ready to hate it....but I laughed about 4 times during that goddamn trailer. That is more than any "comedy" in the last half decade. I will be watching this in the theater.
  2. OU Ariakas

    Untitled Scrubs Reboot

    It was bad the last few seasons of Scrubs original run. Such a shame because she was a smokshow that needed no help. Then, one day, balloon face.
  3. OU Ariakas

    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    He can finish a short story or novella; its the long ones where he has trouble. Duma Key and From a Buick 8 were both good start to finish, though.
  4. OU Ariakas

    Mortal Kombat II (2025)

    I will see this opening night.
  5. OU Ariakas

    Marathon - Bungie Extraction Shooter

    I am watching Shroud.....this game looks fucking awful.
  6. OU Ariakas

    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    When I was in my 20's, I thought the same thing. No one is a hero, everyone is capable of good and evil, killing main characters is edgy. Now that I'm in my 40's and a dad of boys that want them to grow into good men? I want a bunch of stories where the male role model is truly good and the...
  7. OU Ariakas

    Arc Raiders

    FTFY
  8. OU Ariakas

    Untitled James Bond Film

    They are absolutely going to bait and switch all of you homers. It is going to be a white guy and the trailers are going to make him look badass, but then the shows is going to be him deferring to women and trying to get his toxic masculinity under control. All of this is going to be set to a...
  9. OU Ariakas

    Arc Raiders

    The difference in cosmetic rewards just isn't enough.
  10. OU Ariakas

    Path of Exile

    Kill monsters, passively get organs, do the mechanic when I goddamn well please. It was even fun to occasionally make one so strong it wrecked you in 2 hits. I would spend a minute looking at the organs I was putting in combined with the map mods and then evaluate how many portals I would need...
  11. OU Ariakas

    Path of Exile

    They really need to revamp, and finish, the best mechanic: Metamorph.
  12. OU Ariakas

    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    Seriously, every time he does an interview and fucking complains about how popular his shit is while also adamantly stating he has no desire to write, I want him to just disappear so I can fully forget his shit even exists. Fuck him, Dungeon Crawler Carl is better anyways.
  13. OU Ariakas

    Marathon - Bungie Extraction Shooter

    The NPC enemies look so fucking stupid in that clip. Compare that to ARC Raiders where every enemy is different and fucking dangerous, and it doesn't even get me even a little excited.
  14. OU Ariakas

    Primal

    Season 3 is 6 episodes in, and it is entertaining. It remains to be seen if it fixes that abortion of a finale. The creator never came out and said it was a mistake, but he definitely knows it was a big one.
  15. OU Ariakas

    Arc Raiders

    I think this is bugged and you can only deliver once per location; I carried two crates to the same Depot on a night raid and thought it was weird that I only got 1000 points .
  16. OU Ariakas

    Arc Raiders

    I hate the carry trial; but if you want to get it done early you go to Dam Battlegrounds at night and just try to get 3 in the Water Tower area right at the beginning of the time. If you do; then you work your way into the Swamp Outpost, then the Gardens, then the NE one by the power rod door...
  17. OU Ariakas

    Arc Raiders

    Trailblazers rip them up. I would go for the Hidden Bunker event since it is almost guaranteed 3 spawns on the map and you have 40 minutes of respawns.
  18. OU Ariakas

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I reeeeallly need Dinniman to not let fame get to him and just finish the fucking series. If he can even moderately stick the landing then it will go down as one of the best sci-fi/fantasy series of all times.
  19. OU Ariakas

    The Fast Food Thread

    Sonic's frito burritos are pretty fucking good.
  20. OU Ariakas

    Arc Raiders

    If they gave them a tiny chance to drop Queen, Matriarch, Rocketeer, and Bastion parts I would go out of my way to open every one.
  21. OU Ariakas

    Dresden Files

    My God, a finished series with an ending? I'm getting it now.
  22. OU Ariakas

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    SPEAK OF THE DEVIL AND HE SHALL APPEAR. One fucking minute later. Kudos, sir.
  23. OU Ariakas

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    As our resident Polygon enjoyer, I will not believe a word you say about it unless we have a more professional opinion. Say, a former professional Apex Legends STREAMER who was watched by *literally* tens of people a session?
  24. OU Ariakas

    Dresden Files

  25. OU Ariakas

    Dresden Files

    Well good fucking luck waiting 10 years for the sequel. Your comment is the exact reason I have chosen not to read it now.
  26. OU Ariakas

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Oh my God, he got us. Polygon, the bastion of credibility, has spoken and gamers will undoubtedly heed their message.
  27. OU Ariakas

    The Odyssey (2026)

    The new trailer during the NFL games was fine, it didn't look great. Then I see this dumb shit. I'll fucking pass.
  28. OU Ariakas

    Weather

    Ahem. Fuck cold weather. I moved to Houston thinking I was going to get away from this dumb shit. Now I want Trump to annex Mexico as a territory so that I can live further South and never have to deal with this dumb shit. Give me 100 degrees F and 100% humidity over this dumb shit.
  29. OU Ariakas

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Haha, how did I miss that when I'm the one who compared the new Direwolves to Jurassic Park as a whole. But do we think Keighly is that smart or willing to even vaguely bite the hand that feeds him (AAA gaming)?
  30. OU Ariakas

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Is it F2P? If it is, then of course it is going to get a ton of people at launch because AAA studio games have just enough polish to make everyone appreciate that it *mostly* just works when you play. Then, some people will stick around because it is a new experience. Apex probably has given...
  31. OU Ariakas

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    My favorite relationship quest so far was when you 'marry' the princess in DS3 by completing their marriage ritual of driving her sacred sword through her head. That was a shocking quest line.
  32. OU Ariakas

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    The more open world games I play, the more I despise relationship options that are not built into the core of the story. To the point of hating the game. A small part of me hates BG3 because I could never tell if a line with my party members was to an interesting quest or just a way to shove...
  33. OU Ariakas

    Arc Raiders

    Watching my Seekers veer towards a target I cannot even see is peak Arc Raiders. It usually happens when I'm trying to down a Rocketeer, so each miss means they are going to get another chance to triple rocket me.
  34. OU Ariakas

    What would you like to see remade?

    I was just about to come post what @Caliane said above. I'd love to see all of the listed ones remade, but I don't trust any of the current studios to remake them faithfully; they will put their mark on it, and that mark will make it worse. How about, stay with me, they make new and better...
  35. OU Ariakas

    Arc Raiders

    Bro, you can refine them from Arc Alloy, just always take a second to loot and break down small Arc components into alloy.
  36. OU Ariakas

    Arc Raiders

    I got the snap hook BP a week ago, and today I used one to drop two Deadlines onto the Queen core. That was a fun experience.
  37. OU Ariakas

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Mine felt the exact same. I'm sure she had legitimate complaints; but it didn't seem to equal a divorce situation. When you get back out there you are going to find how easy it is to go on dates, but I always feel like it is a little weird because I know I cannot commit to them until my kids...
  38. OU Ariakas

    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    Dude, he does. And they showed brief shots of Beast Man and Trap Jaw that were instantly identifiable because they look like they did in the cartoon. That is the best thing that trailer had going for it.
  39. OU Ariakas

    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    I don't know how to feel about Idris Elba as Master-at-Arms. I enjoy Elba as an actor, but why that role?? He's supposed to be Teela's dad, but she is clearly white. Also, we have to get Man-E-Faces, right?
  40. OU Ariakas

    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    First things first: The decision to go with the OG look for every character and not try to make them look different/new is an S-tier decision. But I'm still torn. There are some obvious things that make me think it is going to be a "modern audience" movie; but then there are some things that...