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  1. Fifey

    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    If the game lasts till winter I will be amazed, unless they change something with the game I don't see the craze lasting much longer than a month.
  2. Fifey

    Hedonism 2, Jamaica

    Just think of how many hot chocolate blow jobs you could of had for 2500 bucks.
  3. Fifey

    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    I pay 1000 a month for my tiny studio apartment so I can catch pokemon. #innercitypriveledge.
  4. Fifey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You can get parts as a third party company but you have to be BMW certified to be able to get into ISTA which is their service manuals/recalls/procedures. With how smart cars are getting, it's almost required due to everything being linked and causing codes if anything changes and it's...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Dealerships are only for people who have warranties or leases, you are a big dummy when you take your 1980 Toyota Tercel to a dealerahip. The only nice thing is the long time mechanics are pretty much experts at your car so can diagnose all the weird issues that pop up.
  6. Fifey

    First World Problems

    630ish AM, had to sleep in the airport because no way I would be able to get up/get to the airport in time. Ended up taking the train from SF to PDX and I'm well aware of my white people problems. 1 hour flight turned into an 18 hour train ride.
  7. Fifey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    German car? I know that a lot of the times will have stuff on backorder and has to come from Germany with no expected release date.
  8. Fifey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Depends on how alcoholic your friends are, I'll usually roll to a BBQ with a 24 pack and some whiskey but that's about it and it's all gone very quickly.
  9. Fifey

    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    Was hanging around downtown portland today and jesus, every person walking was on their phone looking for ze pokemons. I'm just waiting for all the good stories/memes that are going to come from this app.
  10. Fifey

    The underwear thread.

    How are you nerds having such issues with underwear? I wear the Adidas athletic ones and have zero issues with swamp ass or chafing or any of these crazy things and I've done like 80 + mile bike rides while wearing them.
  11. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    7/11 today, get your free slurped kids.
  12. Fifey

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I've been to that stripclub, 2/10 would not recommend. Just down the street is Devil's Point which has Striparoke and much cheaper drinks and better girls. Fun fact : That neighborhood used to be called Felony Flats and now is referred to as FoPo because gentrification is a son of a bitch.
  13. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    Think we got a man with calf envy here.
  14. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    I get complimentedon my calves pretty regularly by dudes and I've never been a true fatty, I chunked up for a bit during my eq/wow days but never obese. I've just got winning genetics.
  15. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    I do HIIT because I race bikes and it's the best way to train myself to recover while at peak effort and increasing cardio capacity. I don't enjoy it at all but that's why it's training, if it's not hard then you aren't doing it right.
  16. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    HIIT training for 20 to 30 minutes is awful but oh so effective , I've been on a week long vacation but when I get back I'm going to be starting to train for CX season and I'm so not looking forward to the feeling of wanting to vomit.
  17. Fifey

    Soylent!

    Don't consume a large amount of soy unless you want titties and to have your monthly.
  18. Fifey

    First World Problems

    Pretty sure this is the white people problems thread, so hipster problems are a valid complaint here.
  19. Fifey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My old GF drove everywhere, it was amazing. I could get way too drunk when we went out and have a safe ride home. Sounds like you're rustled because your alphaness is making your life harder.
  20. Fifey

    What tickles your pickle

    Wrong, you need to bang one and come join us in the marriage thread. We need something to spice it up.
  21. Fifey

    First World Problems

    At the airport entirely too early and it's impossible to find a bagel with hummus, had to settle for a burger instead since they were the only place open.
  22. Fifey

    Bootstrappers guide to being successful.

    But it's so much easier to bitch on the internet than it is to change anything about your life.
  23. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He lives in Kingman which is pretty much Methistan, AZ. You cant be surprised a bunch of white trash people are leeching off the government.
  24. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I got to the point where he is too cheap to buy health insurance for his kids then started skimming.
  25. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Wound up, it's a fork that is unnecessarily heavy but oh so pretty. I want one for my track bike but a 1" track fork is like 350 bucks.
  26. Fifey

    Bicycling

    The bike you just said was pretty.
  27. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    As someone who loves the taste of beer and coffee, this is insane to me. It's like the people who drink soylent instead of eating a real meal but to each their own.
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    Bicycling

    I love any bike with a wound up on it.
  29. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    Well do you not drink? I drink beer to feel tipsy and I drink coffee to feel awake in the morning.
  30. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    You mean like alcohol?
  31. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    I drink stumptown but that's cause it's everywhere and local here. Probably best to start with something medium flavor so it's not overpoweringly bitter.
  32. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    A marriage is you and another person deciding to incorporate, nothing more. What terms you negotiate before the merger is up to each individual. Quit being prudes.
  33. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    Not to be a coffee snob but I feel most people who hate black coffee buy garbage coffee. Get yourself a grinder and don't buy folgers garbage.
  34. Fifey

    Step Son Joining Air Force, Advice?

    What do you mean there are no jobs worth a shit? I work with my hands and only do 8 to 5 mon-Fri and wold make about 60grand thus year if I stayed with it. Sure it's not the million a year everyone on this board makes but it's definitelya comfortable living.
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    What do you do?

    Done the math and I will make well over what it takes to live, so while I can't just splurge and take a trip to seattle or the coast but I'll be living comfortably and have a couple side jobs I can take on when motivated for extra money. Mainly the things that I want to do anymore is hike, camp...
  36. Fifey

    What do you do?

    Today I got a new job where I will most likely be making 1/3rd of what I currently make and I couldn't be happier. I don't know if it's cause ive been overworking myself the last year but I managed to work a deal with my old shop where I'm only gonna work 3 days a week (Wed-Fri). Going to...
  37. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's why a thumb in the bum is so important, keeps the hole plugged so you can't have a misfire.
  38. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I prefer my women to be athletic so that means they are all part of the itty bitty titty committee but I'm an ass man so its never bothered me.
  39. Fifey

    The Al`kabor Project (EQMac) - PoP 1/5

    Yup, Im still slowly trudging along through levels but finding it real hard to do the lguk grind to 50 since I'm so burned out on kunark/classic. My plan is to get 60 one day and just kind of mellow until Luclin.
  40. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    This is my belief too, you never see thin people ordering large diet cokes. Learning how to not have everything covered in sugars and fats is necessary for staying thin and not the yoyo most people do on diets. Once you really cut back on all the heavily processed garbage out there, it...