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J49 coming in with the sane viewpoint. If you're unemployed you should be making every meal since you've obviously got the time.

He has very manish hands J49, if Fedor has taught me anything it's that there is a penis in that skirt.

It's like I Am Legend but with STDs, you're immune J49, time to make the antivenom.

Its like all the under 21 year old straight edge kids, once they can drink suddenly the Xs come off and the bud light comes out. Also, now that you are confirmed getting it, just treat it like a booty call,don't get attached and try to put stuff in her butt.

Krip, you haven't answered the question, are you two banging?

This man is a responsible adult and gets tested. Kudos good sir.

This. Expect to hang out with her and dick her down then the next day, you'll get the "I still love my ex, we are getting back together" text. Good news is I have a steady sex partner now and neither one of us wants a relationship.

I like how they drew the girl fat already cause 95% of the time, she has big tits cause she's a land whale. GIS for Fat girls boobs

Well we now know who the next character to get introduced to the story is. Can't wait to read about how your wife got taken to pound town by the 22 year old.

Did you mean to write SUVs? Cause that's 99% of the Tahoes I see on the road.

Tried out some durex ultra sensitive condoms last night, still absolutely awful.

I like hoss' style, let's get this whole a master's degree.

Can't use EBT for hot foods bro, you need to go to papa Murphys to see true shitlords. People spending 70 bucks at papa Murphys buying 3 pizzas, cookie dough and soda.

You need to have the Mexican pay for the wall though.

So that new job I posted about taking 6 months ago is likely going to end this month. Having some very strong issues with the quality of work they expect to make me put out and be ok with. While the money is still good, I just don't approve of their business model and corporate bullshit...

You can't buy top notch escorts for the price of 4 bags of dope. J49 would burn through his kickbacks too fast to keep his addiction fed.

It's like a dry handjob versus a lubed up handjob, sure you can get by with the dry one but lubed up is so much better and once you get used to it, it's hard to go back.

How is this news? Black people are notorious for not tipping.

I think I used to use those before but this weekend I met some girl at a house party so had to just swipe something from a convenience store and it was awful. Condom broke at one point and I got to enjoy sex for a minute but had to put it another back on. I was also fighting whiskey dick too...

Been on a good streak this week with some ladies, having to use condoms makes sex almost not worth having. I don't know what to do.

This is the correct way to quit seeing her, change your phone number and delete her contact. Make it out of sight out of mind. Either that or keep blowing your kickback money on heroin and deal with the massive fallout that's brewing with your wife.

Just got out of the shower and dressed and now I have to poop. Why must my body do this to me.

Man, I'd almost consider playing for Luclin /pop, I was hesitant since 3 months of PoP wouldn't be long enough for my casual ass.

Well a_skeleton_02 was trying to sleep with her but didn't succeed.

I'd love to have some cheap Indian food near me, my average meal when I get ethnic food is like 15 bucks.

Best part about being single is not having to hear about how her day was or how random coworker is so incompetent.

Constantly bitching and crying about your job is what men do?

She probably stopped at the store for blue hair dye on her way home from the airport.

Make sure to heat up the engine before driving it! Amazon or Chrome autofilled in an address on my order and I didn't catch it so my package got shipped to my old house, I thought it got stolen cause it was marked for delivery but nowhere to be found, went back to my old place and the guy...

Maybe the robot didn't abide by the rules of the road.

I walked by a methadone clinic today on my lunch break and had to come check this thread, I think somethings wrong with me.

I feel like jalape?os are always a gamble on how hot they are.

Make sure to show all those hairy girls your leaning tower of pisa.

It's portland pizza week apparently, had three slices and a side salad to keep it healthy.

I watched a couple gameplay videos of BDO, so much asian, much wow. I have no idea how you would recommend that to someone who pretty much is saying he wants to play EQ again.

Yes, people in Portland aren't retarded. At a lot of places there will be a compost bin, recycle bin, trash bin and a bin to throw your silverware/plates in.

Maybe Abefroman was penetrated as a kid with organic produce.

Guess you've never ate outside or at a picnic area or even inside most fast food places since there are trash cans everywhere. P.s. those are all recycle bins.

Since everyone is posting their food, here's a double pattie burger, sweet potatoes with a chipotle aioli dipping sauce and a minted arnold palmer. Enjoy the smugness.

I drank miller high life all day today and it was 90 degrees, does that count as a summer beer?