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  1. Fifey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I rinsed them off but there is something displeasing about pouring blueberries out of your shoe back into the packaging.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I'd like to thank this thread for reminding me why I'll never have a 6 pack.
  3. Fifey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Bought a pint of blueberries cause they were on sale, container opened up in my backpack on the way home so I have to dig them all out and eat backpack berries.
  4. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't care about the exploitation part of it, I'm just saying it's kind of gross. I've had a couple of lap dances and it's just not for me. The only time I go to a strip club anymore is every year we have our toys for tots drive on Christmas eve where we all go out and hit the strip clubs...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How about the fact that you are paying a drug addict 40 dollars to do that? Atleast J49 gets laid for his 40 dollars.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Solid move, I aways try to sneak a finger in on the first time too.
  7. Fifey

    WoW Vanilla Emu - Emerald Dream

    Every guild has to have that 16 year old kid who just talks nonstop through the raid about absolutely nothing.. I just found myself muting most of the people outside of officers back when I played with a real guild.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds like you're just jealous your uncle is living the dream.
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    Bicycling

    You could always try dropping your stem down some so you'll be more aero in the drops. You live in the bay area right? Plenty of climbing to do and can't do that with aero bars.
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    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    That was my exact final for high school computer science, I would of been bummed if I had to actually pay money for that.
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    Bicycling

    Are you saying you'll ride the majority of the time in the drops and not on the hoods? If so you should be riding on the hoods and just keep a bent elbow to get low as you'd like or you can just raise your stem up slightly if it's too much of a reach. I'm personally against aerobars but...
  12. Fifey

    Bicycling

    They charge it because people still pay, especially in the road market. There is always going to be some pudgy investment banker who buys a 5 grand aero wheelse instead of just training to be faster.
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    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    When I was super young, I wanted to be a vet but then later years it was pro skateboarder, while I got decently close to that, I had a string of injuries that destroyed that dream. Now I work a job that I enjoy and live comfortably on. Now I just race bikes for my hobby, I know I'll never...
  14. Fifey

    I do not believe in equality

    Yeah, you definitely aren't limited by any circumstances, that's why this is Murica but my point is just that some people do start out a couple steps ahead so it's a bit silly to claim everyone has equal opportunity.
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    I do not believe in equality

    Well for me I did well in school up until about 5th grade when my dad stopped working and became a full time addict and the problems that came with it did I stop caring about school. Which is why I can see the direct correlation to poverty/parental issues in the devolopment years and...
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    I do not believe in equality

    My question for a_skeleton_03 and Cad is how many years of your life have you lived below the poverty line?
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    I do not believe in equality

    Yeah but as the level 1s are leveling up the 50s are locking down all the spawns and loot.
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    I do not believe in equality

    People with wealthy and attentive parents start at level 50 while people born in slums/druggie parents/whatever have to start from level 1 with a rusty short sword. Sure,it's possible to climb up the ladder but it sure is a lot harder. How do you people have such a hard time understanding this?
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Peach and berry flavors are plenty sweet, obviously it can't compare to soda but that's like saying don't eat broccoli cause it doesn't taste as good as bacon, all about finding substitutes that you like to get the calories down.
  20. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    Stop drinking sodas and come join the LaCroix army.
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    How much do you weigh?

    I picked the weight I identify as, not what the patriachal scale says I am. 5'10 and 165~, I think this thread needs pictures to verify said claims. I can't believe this forum isn't filled with fatties.
  22. Fifey

    Everquest - Phinigel server

    VT gear to EP gear, everything before EPS is worthless minus like BoWar.
  23. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    Getting on drugs to lose weight isn't gonna do shit unless you plan on staying on it for a lifetime cause once you get off, the old habits are just gonna come back.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Anything, no matter how you dress up between a man and a woman is straight in my eyes. By your logic, if I got my dick sucked by a dude in drag and kept thinking about girls, that's straight, right?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When the guy who was gonna vote for booger eating Cruz calls you a homophobe, you fucked up.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Except different words have different levels of effect, calling someone a American Inventor is a 10 but calling someone a faggot is probably a 6, bitch probably a 3 or 4 on my arbitrary hurty words scale. I've never said don't say the word, go have a blast, my point is it makes you come off as a 14 year...
  27. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The last couple of pages have been depressing and filled with real talk, we need our savior onoes to come back and write his erotic tales as the lead singer of Prodigy. Also, a_skeleton_03 trying to play the semantics game, color me shocked. Or can I be any color other than my current...
  28. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    This was back in like 05/06, QT was pretty new to AZ still so they were trying to impress. If I remember right, they paid like 9 or 10 bucks an hour when the min wage was 5.75ish so people there gave a shit. I also used to make 7/11 nachos at 2am when I got out of the bar cause it was on the...
  29. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I quit calling people gay as an insult once I got out of high school. I know this boards demographic is skewed heavily against me but when I hear a grown man call someone a fag or gay as an insult I question their intelligence. I also talk the same at work as I do in person/on this board...
  30. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    "I called her a bitch cause she was annoying me, not because she's a female" says a_skeleton_03 to the HR department.
  31. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    I think I survived a whole year off just QT taquitos back in my heavy WoW days.
  32. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Im going to forward Hoss' primer for how to get your SO into buttsex to Noodles wife
  33. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Noodles afraid of washing his own ass cause touching a butt hole makes you gay.
  34. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    So just eat like a normal adult then.
  35. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Khane enters a legally binding contract everytime he gets anal.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    As Cad said, anal is more of a in the moment type of action. Gotta get the thumb in there first and feel it out, if the hand gets slapped away, try again later.
  37. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How does the subject of no anal even come up? We're you making a checklist of required wife duties for her?
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Black beans are the best. At my old job the Guatemalans would bring me what they called Guatemalan black beans and they were like 2 toto 3 times the size of a normal black bean when cooked. I hate canned black beans even though when I'm lazy I use them for meals.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Depends on how far you go and how your body heals but yeah anything past like 7/8 isn't going to fully close but given enough time, it will shrink pretty significantly.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Every friend I had in the military was an idiot with their money and would constantly buy rounds when we would go out, especially if they just got back from deployment. Plenty of alcoholics drink at bars, get off work, go to the bar drink till happy hour is over then head home and get...