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Sorry you feel like that, man. I will tell you this - they're not all the same, as much as it may seem like that sometimes.

My daughter got her first copy of her book.

I don't know that "it's not cheating once you're on the cheating side" is that compelling of an argument. Guys on roids don't think they're cheating either, but we have separate categories for them for a reason.

I absolutely love my diet. My ex didn't eat any red meat or pork, she only ate chicken. I actually have forgotten because it's been so long, but she tried the vegetarian shit for awhile in high school until her hair started falling out. So she settled on chicken. I don't like beef enough to...

For fucking sure. I mean, we bought a couple blueberry bushes last year, but for some reason I doubt that will cover my yearly intake But hey $16 a week on blueberries or chocolate and bullshit?

I stopped even going to the grocery store. If I eat breakfast at all, it's eggs, which I get from a farmer. I make my own bread, a loaf lasts a month. I just tell the wife to pick me up a family pack of chicken breasts and a gallon of milk every other week. The only thing I really spend money...

Tell her you just want someone to trade nudes with.

why get that when this exists?

My wife feels the same frustration, so now her main plans include murdering all kiddie fucking politicians and billionaires. I keep reminding her maybe she should stop buying snacks and start working on her cardio if her goal is to kill more than one, but hey - it's a process.

Sorry about the double here, but I figured I should expand on this I'm an operations supervisor. You could (and my resume did) say that I support warehouse function across inbound/outbound freight, picking, etc. Well, it wasn't until I switched things up and said "okay, what is weak here to a...

Drop your resume into chat gpt, get it to rebuild it. Refine for clarity, substance. Then, when you're all done with that, reupload it and say "okay, as a hiring manager, what are the problems with this?"

3 in a row now. Recruiter -"hi, I'd like to schedule some time to talk about your career and if you'd be a good fit at our bullshit company. Please find a time on my calendar!" *Earliest time available is 2+ weeks out* "Hi, okay, so the job you applied for has been filled...." You guys...

Don't look at me. The last BBQ sandwich from a gas station I got was at a Buc-ee's and I watched that brisket come out of the oven.

Grifter

Anyone you work with who talks about work while hanging out is a fucking asshole. My boss and I spent 4 hours at the range last Saturday. Exactly zero words spoken about work other than "alright man, see ya Monday"

Well, post them and we'll let you know

I joined a chess club, because I'm pretty fucking good. Turns out that while I'm in the top 5% of people who play chess, I'm in the bottom 25% of people in chess clubs. So that's fun getting my ass kicked by 8 year olds. I joined a gun club. Now I'm the fuckin president. So, buyer beware with...

Man, what kinda low grade whore takes it in the ass for olive garden. Olive garden is, at best, worth a disinterested handy.

Pressing X to doubt on that one.

Cheating is extraordinarily hard to deal with. The thing is, you don't even need to follow the computer moves the whole game. Just taking a minute or something to find the only move in a particular position is enough to sway a lot of games, in most online time controls, you have more than enough...

I wanna play more OTB, but I think I've come to the conclusion that this is as good as I'm gonna get. I can't devote a shitload more time to training and theory and puzzles and deep analysis on games, I've got too many fucking hobbies. Gonna have to settle for 1500/1600 online and just be happy...

Man tabletop is such a different beast. Everyone plays super weird shit in club. I have had like 2 normal games. Just bust out some obscure gambits (not Englund) or fuck it, just play the Polish, no one knows what to do is that.

It's too much like work.

Also, I figured since this isn't a pic, id just have chatgpt make a sexy medusa. And then I gave up.

My sister is a year younger than me. Apparently she's dating a 50 year old, and my mom is losing her fucking mind about it My youngest sister had to ask her "Mom, how old do you think Kelly is?"

Dating in your late 30s and onwards as a dude with your life together is unbelievable. The tables have completely flipped and you pretty much have your pick of whatever you want. Also - completely unrelated to dating, or marriage or whatever. I was completely unprepared for the first time I...

First of all - you'd be a great mom. You know how I know? Because you're worried about being a shit mom. No one who worries about being a shit mom is anything less than a great mom. Second - part of the reason you don't want kids is because you havent found the right guy to have kids with...

Sorry for the double here, but what pisses me off in this is that I'm in operations leadership. My entire job is fixing broken processes and managing people. If your process isn't streamlined and pisses people off unnecessarily, your process is broken. Fix your process and stop pissing people...

Already did. It 100% passes ATS scanners now, it's phenomenal. It stopped all of the instant rejects Now, I get 2 phone screens for 30 applications and both of them are "super excited" to pass on my "impressive background" to the hiring manager and then a week goes by and oops we gave it to...

I will say this - feeding raw had the beautiful side effect of having a 12 year old dog with exactly no weird growths like literally every other dog I've seen. It's a little thing, but once you experience it, never going back. Sorry about losing the dogs - worst thing in the world. Been like...

No deal. My wife makes homemade crunchwraps 3 nights a week. I ain't eating fuckin beans on toast after 12 hours at work.

Man, it's really fucking bad out there. Been trying half assed for the last 6 months or so to see what's out there, and you just can't get anything anywhere. Gotten 2 phone screens and can't get past that. I'm also a huge fan of the phone screen, "we're gonna kick you over to the hiring manager...

Maiden's biggest claim is they've done everything they've done with exactly zero mainstream media support. We've had a "rock" station here my entire life. I've never heard a single fucking Maiden song on it other than Run to the Hills. Band's been around for 50 years and that's all you can find...

Megadeth lives in this weird space for me where they're good, but I don't ever need to hear any of their music again. Kinda the exact same space Metallica started like 20 years ago. Metallica was because they were so overplayed and over hyped and it just was exhausting. Legitimately have not...

Whole franchise works as long as you don't think about it too much. Which makes it pretty much perfect for 12 year old me. 45 year old me, on the other hand....

Well, what is it supposed to buy parts for Terminators with?

I rewatched all of that shit awhile ago. Xena and Hercules are on par with the original Star Trek for me - yes, admittedly campy, and low budget SFX, but the writing is decent enough, and it's just good fun. Highlander on the other hand didn't hold up at all - and this is coming from a guy who...

Chick could give Alinity a run for her money in the bored department. That bitch is over this day already.