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  1. Daezuel

    FEDOR: a gun-firing Russian robot

    Where is the penis?
  2. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    I dunno, I think I could go out in my backyard with zero practice and manage something better than that. Dude is retarded.
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    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    1 win away from being the best Cowboys QB since Troy "high as shit" Aikman.
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    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    That was an awesom...what the fuck?
  5. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Now for the terrible new onsides rule which means the games over.
  6. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    This can only end one way. FOR TONY ROMO!!!!!
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    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    I'm disappointed because I wanted some salty tears.
  8. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    That was a TD, Austin you dumb.
  9. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    How did you know I married my mom!?! Just kidding, I'm not a Saints fan.
  10. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    What happens if you're just a dickhole and false start 300 times in a row starting at the 1?
  11. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Haha fat kicker pulled a hammy. (and then ate it)
  12. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    wtf is Clark out there doing. Dirty bullshit.
  13. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Don't worry, I'm sure Dak has an answer coming right up!
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    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    More like it's 3-0 in the 4th quarter and Wilson throws a bomb to win the game as time runs out.
  15. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Also, "Nickel" appears to be the preferred spelling for both the metal and the U.S. coin. The New American Heritage Dictionary does not allow the variant "nickle" ! See, so I can be stupid if I want!
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    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    I can't afford a real nickel bro!
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    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    If I had a nickle for every long punt return Austin had called back by a bullshit holding call I'd be rich!
  18. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    good ol suketh haha @Sutekh come back pussy fart
  19. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    lmao, that fake screen guy gets murdered, then the actual screen guy gets murdered too.
  20. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    3rd and 2, throw a 40 yard pass out of bounds.
  21. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    I'm glad I walked out of the room for that I think.
  22. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Why do you have a Seachicken glass?
  23. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Who else knew that drive was ending in a FG?
  24. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    If the Cowboys win a playoff game Garrett will be guaranteed another 20 years and Dak will get that huge extension, plus Dak will then also be halfway to catching up to playoff legend Tony Romo.
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    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Almost, Watt just needed to catch that!
  26. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Dumb call, get the first down and make sure the Colts have no time left.
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    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Someone should let the Texans know the playoffs started.
  28. Daezuel

    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    Are you trying to say Super Dave is not real?!!?
  29. Daezuel

    Curb your Enthusiasm

    How do you lead with curb over Super Dave! They didn't even mention that in the headline I saw! RIP!
  30. Daezuel

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    I think we all know how the Chargers season is destined to end.
  31. Daezuel

    VR Gaming - Oculus Rift, Playstation VR, HTC Vive

    I really really really want to get people to try the kitchen demo from RE7 and film reactions. That game is so fucking disturbing.
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    VR Gaming - Oculus Rift, Playstation VR, HTC Vive

    No worries, just like the original Skyrim I quit Borderlands 2 way before it was over because I got bored in 2d. I haven't actually played anything recently that would even test my VR legs, will be interesting to see if I have to retrain myself. I'm sure it'll be fine though, kind of like...
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    VR Gaming - Oculus Rift, Playstation VR, HTC Vive

    They have sales quite often on VR games. Personally I think I'd love the shit out of Borderlands 2, but I'm still waiting because I have enough games to hold me over until it's half price. (and who knows maybe they'll add Aim support at which time it becomes an instant buy)
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    VR Gaming - Oculus Rift, Playstation VR, HTC Vive

    It's like free money sitting there for devs to just come take. I wonder how much Borderlands 2 VR will pull in, $50 a pop. I'm fairly sure the PSVR has a super high attach rate when it comes to the number of games bought per unit. Once you have one and get hooked you want to keep buying...
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    VR Gaming - Oculus Rift, Playstation VR, HTC Vive

    A full Star Wars game in VR with X-Wings and Light Sabers, make it so. (and yeah I have Battlefront, the X-Wing mission is actually pretty decent, jumping to Light Speed is great, sadly too short and shallow)
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    VR Gaming - Oculus Rift, Playstation VR, HTC Vive

    Yeah, it's amazing a game that is basically just swinging light sabers at blocks to music and probably took like no effort at all to make comparatively is doing so well. Makes you really wonder wtf Disney is doing with the Star Wars license if something this simple works so well.