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yeah it is supposedly one book that he broke into 2 parts. So I assume he is already hammering away. Since it stops at book 10 I also expect to get through multiple floors in this book. I don't think Carl is going to see all 18, but surely we're at least getting to the ascension games before...

Surefire way to fix any dashboard lights that shouldn't be on. Tell her you fixed it but don't tell her how.

This is how you deal with them in the future. Figure out a way to start billing them for being late. I'm not sure your relationship with them, but maybe stored materials, or overhead costs. Send them the bill and make it clear it's coming off the next invoice. Sending out bills for wasted...

Outlook sent me a reaction summary email. Jesus Tittyfucking christ how pathetic are people that they want or need a fucking summary of the reactions people have given them at work?

Sometimes when you pretend to be something for a long time, you really become that thing. But it only works for negative things. I pretended to be wealthy once and it didn't work.

I thought you were calling him al gore

When we were married we both thought we were introverts. Years later she took a personality test from Jordon Petersen and found out she was an extrovert with lots of anxiety. I found out I was an introvert because she made me take the test too. Don't laugh, it's gotta be better than the...

I been busy man. I need to reload the pre-paid card with the fake name. But I need to know if the butthole pics are coming so I know how much to put on it.

I remember my dad getting into an argument with my brother in law when he asked for permission to marry my sister. The argument was about going to college. He didn't require him to get a degree first, but he did call them both stupid for not even having plans to finish. In the end they both...

Of all the stupid things you've said, this will be in contention for the stupidest. You're showering wrong if you're doing it for hours per day.

That's just for her special hole. The 20 dudes who have railed her ass don't count cause that's god's loophole. Neither do the 100's of dicks she's sucked.

All you need to know is that 6 million jews were concentrated to death in each of the 11 world wars. Oh yes and 1 Christian. 5,999,999 jews and one Christian in each war. That's why we are grape allies.

Better be careful. If this gets declared a serious thread, grownup rules will apply and you'll get shawed for trolling. But it will be the siberian shaw.

Did she openly admit she rode the dick carrousel for a few years and was ready to settle down? This is the kind of thing that happens when you're an attractive female on dating apps. You can be picky. This is her version of 6 feet and 6 figures. She wouldn't be wasting your time, but she...

I have thoughts on that in my draft notebook. I'll save them for the committee meeting.

Either way. We got the secondary solved. We got pass rush solved. We got pickens back on board. We got kicker locked up for the rest of the decade. We will be unstoppable next year. Is it too early to give them an A++ draft grade, or do we need to let them officially spend the rest of the...

is longhorn a put put golf park or something?

Can someone explain why the cowboys traded up 1 spot with miami? Was miami about to take downs?

bagels, english muffins, and sourdough bread are the only breads worth risking losing a foot over. I've already made that decision.

I eat them with cream cheese or butter and sometimes salt. That's it other than the times I make a breakfast sandwich out of it. But in all cases they are toasted on the inside. You can put all the seasonings you want on it, but raw is raw and you should be mocked.

Jesus Christ you just eat raw fucking bagel? Do you not have a sense of taste at all or is it just severely compromised from the aids?

Got some new bone conducting ear buds. They are blue tooth and I don't really like wireless headphones so I haven't used any before. The ear buds themselves are very nice. I can hear my podcasts well and still hear people talking around me. It's like having a radio on in the background but...

Sheeeit. I thought it was a specific company.

I didn't know that's what "red band trailer" meant.

Surprisingly, tiktok is the last bastion of literacy on the internet. Turns out the people who can read have all figured out there's nothing worth reading anymore.

Maybe her hubby is a moronic pats fan and considers it an honor to raise the illegitimate son of a pats coach. He probably leaves out which coach it is when he tells the story.

Yeah. Images like that may even be part of it.

It's not the weight. I don't know exactly what it is. It's the same ick I get when I think about getting eye surgery.

Are you familiar with ... hwatever these things are called? I don't care for headgear, so I have one of these in the house, in the garage, and in my workshop.

Doesn't appear to have been any of the actual tribes who were offended.

speaking of glasses, I recently found this old pair I had laying around. They work great for us old guys with neck problems so we can still watch our wife give us a BJ...

Probably depends on what exactly your glasses are correcting. My only eye problem is an astigmatism. I could probably wear them over my glasses. But if yours are correcting for far or near sightedness I bet it will be different. Off the top of my head, I would guess you should wear whatever...

I get irrationally pissed when I see the Cleveland Indians playing baseball. Because they're not the indians anymore. They're the fucking guardians. It's irrational because I don't even like baseball. My only link to the indians is that I loved Major League. But the "cleveland guardians" is...

https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/rehabilitation-rules-regulations.6309/post-1109218 @lurkingdirk was prepared for this eventuality nearly 10 years ago. Found that while I was looking for the retard rehabilitation certificate I was positive I got after graduating Dr Mario's course.

I can't use a laptop on my lap. Arms are too short.

Did I say anything about my phone?

﷽ Ich will sehen, wie diese jüdische Schlampe ausrastet.

Argument invalid. You buy the passes with latinum.

Did you know that before the latest episode drop? Seems like they said it 5 times in these 2 episodes, but I don't remember hearing it at all before.

I shitpost on FoH. Which category does that fall under?