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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    By "sending pm's to everyone I can think of like a garden variety asshat", do you mean sending PM's to you (was it a real conversation or was I just "trolling" you? Be honest. Or lie if you must, I won't poist private messages publicly like a total fag regardles), two other posters who PM'd me...
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    Be so for real right now guys, am I retarded? Am I gay? This whole thing is hitting me pretty hard right now. Feeling down and depressed. Starting to question everything.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    It's actually very simple. Where as regular shabbos goy suck off Jews because they just like it, I will be sucking them off in a BASED way. No one has ever tried sucking jew cock while being RED PILLED at the same time. Real ones will know my true secret plan, which will be communicated to them...
  4. Mario Speedwagon

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    This is incredibly cringe AND blue pilled. You HAVE to work with Jews. It's the only way to win. If you give them everything they want for a period of 5-150 years, they will allow you to continue giving them what they want for another 100 years. Then you WIN! Don't you see?
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    @grok is this true? also @grok what's a jooze? Is this some kind of gen Z slang for Donald Trump's cabinet?
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    This is not 'mature' language and is offensive. @Soygen I need an adult here immediately.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    Wow being in the shaw is hard. I REALLY REALLY need to ability to create more self-important masturbatory troll threads. It's for my health and is a medical necessity. I need assistance immediately.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    @fanaskin I have decided to take your advice and engage in the political process by running for office. My platform will be the most BASED and REDPILLED platform to date, informed totally by the politics of this forum. The points are as follows: 1. Do whatever literally any jew tells me to do...
  9. Mario Speedwagon

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    @Amod @Lightning Lord Rule I really need the Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program thread re-opened. I am in desperate need of rehab so that I may become 'mature' enough to post here. I pinky promise I will read The Art of the Deal by our Lord and Savior Donald J. Trump. How's the Iran war...
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    Stop holding out on the audience. We only really care how the khazar milkers were.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    Fuck, I knew it was an Utz flavor. I think the jalapeno cheddar sticks in my mind more because you can't get them any more, but the pickle chips are still around. I long for those jalapeno cheds.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    Your first question might have me stumped. My first instinct is to say the Utz wavy jalapeno cheddar chips. If that isn't it I might need a hint. 2 is obviously the fellow Doctor and Scholar, Aychamo. Yahoo live was too good for this world. It had to be killed so our cursed and gay future...
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    @Amod @Lightning Lord Rule Official petition to RE-OPEN Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program with FULL FUNDING. I'll need a new flair banner, a new thread in this forum, and permission to change my avatar and upload images.
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    @Amod @Lightning Lord Rule official petition to edit that last post, I fucked up the quote.
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    You're never too old to be gay and retarded on the internet buddy.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

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    This was slander back then and it's slander now. They weren't that thick.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

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    This feels like a trap. I will add this info to the database.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    Folder was good man and a king in his own mind.
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    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    @Amod @Lightning Lord Rule Official petition to have the extra "to" in this post deleted since I can't edit it myself.
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    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    @Amod @Lightning Lord Rule Official petition to rename the entertainment forums to to "Millie's Movie House", "Millie's Music House", etc. in honor of the last person to ban me immediately with no warning. I'll start the poll.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

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    or perhaps a pod casts subforum in the music house. @Lightning Lord Rule I need permission to post new threads/polls in the rickshaw.
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    My group DM with @Amod and @Lightning Lord Rule after 'the incident'
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    @Amod @Lightning Lord Rule (I am the boy and I deserve it)
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    I was merely attempting to contribute to the threads which I am (was) still allowed to contribute to. In my defense, I have been on sabbatical and did not understand the new arbitrary and capricious (yet of course totally justifiable) rules in which severe and permanent punishments are meted out...
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    I was clearly wrong and deserve my punishment. I actually quoted and responded to a @Cad post. It's unbelievable and unconscionable behavior. I am lucky and blessed by @Lightning Lord Rule 's infinite mercy to even still have an account. I give my undying gratitude to him and the noble @Amod team.
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    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    @Cad, noble @Cad. I hesitate to even address your majesty, but I feel compelled, nay required, to address my abhorrent breach of etiquette. I foolishly thought that perhaps engaging you in genuine, jovial conversation might still be allowable. Clearly it is (rightfully) not. And in the 'grown...
  27. Mario Speedwagon

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    @Lanx I am deeply sorry if this irreverent and inappropriate post in the 'grown up' forum caused you any undue stress or offense. I should know better and hope that you can one day find it in your heart to forgive me. To @Amod and @Lightning Lord Rule Again I can only give my heartfelt...
  28. Mario Speedwagon

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    Post in thread 'Health Problems' Health Problems @Noodleface I genuinely apologize if any offense was taken at this post. I hope you understand that I consider you a friend and this was only intended as a playful ribbing. You are a handsome gentleman and I hope your eye heals swiftly. To @Amod...
  29. Mario Speedwagon

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    @Amod @Lightning Lord Rule Can I get some clarification on what constitutes "trolling" in the grown up section? Only one of the posts for which I was infracted would even come close by traditional definition. Sorry, I'm just a little confused. I understand that my post to @Noodleface was...
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    Interesting, Non Political News

    I don't read or give credence to studies with headlines like this. "Doing X reduces/increases risk of Y by Z% study says!". Horseshit. I don't care what their methodology was. There's zero chance it was comprehensive enough to solidly and accurately draw these causal conclusions. All studies...
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Bob Lazar is jewish btw.
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    The Official Conspiracy Thread

    I am so glad that 'Jews control the government" is now mainstream and no longer a conspiracy theory so I do not occupy the same space as these RETARDS. People have consumed slop for so long that they will make a conspiracy out of literally anything based on one single fact they don't understand...
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Health Problems

    I haven't read any of this thread but I just saw the picture of your face and I pray:emoji_pray: they find a cure to whatever genetic condition you have. You will beat this! Stay strong!
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    Dating

    This may be the reason you were given but the real reason is that you weren't jewish. This of course wouldn't have been a problem if you were high status and had power in some sector of society. Then turning your potential future children jewish would have been an investment. The jews would be...
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    This is exactly why a certain demographic runs our country. Forsake convenience and return to tradition.
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    We Dont Need No Stinking Priests - Spirituality, prayer, meditation, new age, gnostisicm, consciousness

    The combination of your avatar and the use of "Libyan Desert Glass" formed by immensely powerful impacts in the middle east to perform witchcraft and magic is unsettling. Much to think about. I will pray on the matter.
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    Home Improvement

    New fridges are all trash designed to crap out in ~5 years anyways so you don't need to worry about this. You should impose harsh working conditions on your Faulty Armor made refridgerator to show it who is boss. They actually respond positiviely to that kind of management.
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    Friends

    I also do this and for some reason it gives everyone the impression that I am hyper-competent and always busy, to the point that people apologize for interrupting me when they enter my office because they "know how busy I am". Which is good, they should apologize for interrupting my latest jew...
  39. Mario Speedwagon

    Taxes / Tax return questions

    This is good actually. I used an AI agent to file my taxes with strict instructions to make the return as long and convoluted as possible while still being technically correct. I dropped the box of binders off at the post office on Monday.
  40. Mario Speedwagon

    Turo, the airbnb of Car Rentals

    Greta is good friend of mine (recently declared the #2 anti-semite in the world! Congrats Greta!), but she doesn't really have a mind for business.