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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Rules are written down somewhere, right? Stick to your guns. Don't let some power mad dipshit change the rules willy nilly.
  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Ever try to crack duck eggs? shells are so tough I found using a knife was the most effective way.
  3. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    This is the Cowboys' year. I can feel it in my boner.
  4. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Damn. 1.1x is the fastest I can go on a podcast. What I find more useful is trim silence. Castbox is the only player I've found with that option but it's invaluable for people who always talk like they're shatner delivering the big monologue. It was "Dark - 30" for me. Which meant when the...
  5. Hoss

    Dating

    She's a jedi like two-pack. They struck her down and she only became more powerful.
  6. Hoss

    Dating

    How did that bitch die in 2009 and star in a movie in 2014?
  7. Hoss

    Dating

    I'm not even talking about your mis-characterization of that scenario as a 'bad play'. This is not the section for calling out communist lies.
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    Dating

    Try this theory. Embrace the weird. As long as you don't lose a kidney it will be a success. I like the make a funny face idea, especially if you're a joker like me. If you're not, the traditional signs are to make eye contact and do the eyebrow raise / head tilt. Maybe raise your glass...
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    Dating

    The Florida panhandle is a republican stronghold. That's why they always try to call the election before the panhandle polls close. Explain this discrepancy!
  10. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    In this case the character is AL legal, so I'm sure I'll be stuck with the most boring interpretation of the rules. But I'm writing 2d6 / 4d6 on my sheet because I like rolling dice.
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    The D&D thread

    That's weird, I actually remember seeing the 7 and 14 damage on the sheet the DM gave me, but when I searched online last night everything was saying damage dice. It's so rare I'm surprised they bothered to modify it. Doubling every damage die makes sense. I know you get to double sneak...
  12. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    In that case, does the 2d6 / 4d6 extra damage also get doubled by the crit?
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    The D&D thread

    Got a question about the condition "When you roll a 20 on an attack roll made with this weapon" Does that mean a crit? Or is that a 20 after your modifiers. It seems weird to word it that way if it's a crit. The item in question is the Mace of Smiting. It does extra damage when you roll a...
  14. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    maybe if he understood basic cock science, he wouldn't want to be a girl today.
  15. Hoss

    Community

    I wonder if the show would have ever been bought without chevy. I know Joel was pretty big, but he was streaming big. Not SNL/Caddysack/Fletch big.
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    AI images

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    AI images

    Could always try 'orange hitler'. I bet it uses an actual picture of him.